Author Topic: Women who we wish were escorts?  (Read 494796 times)

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Her in hooker clobber
Crikey
Hope there's noholdenback

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Carly pearl
Country singer so she’s American but she popped up on my YouTube and she’s got an amazing voice very similar to Amy winehouse

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This is her

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good photoshopping

Didnt spot that
Dont think the pool shot is shopped, much

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Watching the Mary Millington films on TogetherTv there were some crackers back in the day.

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Watching the Mary Millington films on TogetherTv there were some crackers back in the day.

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That was Alan Lake..Diana Dors's husband

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Just read his Wiki, gosh, tragic.

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Paige is keeping her bits warm in the cold weather

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She looks FAF
Though Hulk has found a new burd
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His favourite niece
Keep it in the family  :D

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She looks FAF
Though Hulk has found a new burd
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His favourite niece
Keep it in the family  :D
It’s his ex wife’s niece

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Zoe Saldana
In Lioness on amazon
FAF & she likes it on top, good girl  :thumbsup:
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Kayla Wallace - plays a shit hot (in both senses) lawyer in Landman Esp episode 4 where she  eviscerates the opposition 

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Kayla Wallace - plays a shit hot (in both senses) lawyer in Landman Esp episode 4 where she  eviscerates the opposition 

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Never heard of her but a worthy inclusion nonetheless.   :thumbsup:

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Amanda Holden aint been on here for a while
I've wazzed up her previously

Lucky you!

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Dead but you wish she was an escort?  :unknown:
Each to their own, I suppose!

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Dead but you wish she was an escort?  :unknown:

Didn't need to become one when she married a billionaire 60+ years older than her." Gold digger"  no surely not  :rolleyes:

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Vick Hope, the current assistant on Pointless game show.

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The mum from Kids TV show "Waffle the Wonder Dog". Kids watching CBBC ain't so bad when the mum in the show is hot. Googled her and she's only gotten hotter over the years.

She looks a little like a thicker Lana Rhoades. I won't go into it, but the things I would do...  :wacko:

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I’ve posted this one before she is absolutely stunning and I know we all have our own tastes but I think she’s one of the best I’ve seen reported on here for a while.
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Georgina seaman
David seaman’s daughter

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Wow! Gorgeous! And those things are real!! :yahoo: :yahoo:

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Vick Hope, the current assistant on Pointless game show.

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Noice, there's some ads with her in the tube at the moment so can't unsee this  :dance:

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Wow! Gorgeous! And those things are real!! :yahoo: :yahoo:

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Unlike her misattributed parentage  :dash:

I'm sure they've seen their share of semen though.

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The mum from Kids TV show "Waffle the Wonder Dog". Kids watching CBBC ain't so bad when the mum in the show is hot. Googled her and she's only gotten hotter over the years.

She looks a little like a thicker Lana Rhoades. I won't go into it, but the things I would do...  :wacko:

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I thought it was just me (i.e. noticing how she gets fitter with each series).

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Unlike her misattributed parentage  :dash:

I'm sure they've seen their share of semen though.

 :D :lol:

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Emm Dee who is an influencer

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Emm Dee who is an influencer

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Found her - very tasty. Not sure what her actual name is as her Insta is Marie Dee? (mariedee.co)

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Helen Skelton on BBC morning live isn’t bad imo

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I'm sure I nominated her a long time ago, nice chebbage

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That's a cracking pair.

She reminds me of the EE sauna birds you used to get.

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I've been thinking about this for a separate thread, but it's associated with this one so:

If TV Soap Characters were real
I'm not talking about the actresses but the characters they play in the soaps:

EastEnders Priya Gulati.. always in micro skirts, with plenty of cleavage on display

Emmerdale Has to be Kerry - a real milf

Corrie Daisy the bar maid ( although lacking in the chebbage dept).  Sarah - well into milf territory but looks younger.

Any more?

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I've been thinking about this for a separate thread, but it's associated with this one so:

If TV Soap Characters were real
I'm not talking about the actresses but the characters they play in the soaps:

EastEnders Priya Gulati.. always in micro skirts, with plenty of cleavage on display

Emmerdale Has to be Kerry - a real milf

Corrie Daisy the bar maid ( although lacking in the chebbage dept).  Sarah - well into milf territory but looks younger.

Any more?

Corrie - Karen McDonald, mike drop, end of.

Or maybe Deidre.

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Speaking of soap actresses who do you think is the best Amy Wyatt of Emmerdale? Chelsea Halfpenny or Natalie Ann Jamieson? Has to be Chelsea Halfpenny for me. I think she's sexy as f...



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Zoe Saldana
In Lioness on amazon
FAF & she likes it on top, good girl  :thumbsup:
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I agree.  But I'd like to see her as Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy  :lol: :lol:

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I agree.  But I'd like to see her as Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy  :lol: :lol:

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If she can sing, and obviously doesn't mind being green, she could get the leading role in "Wicked"!

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