Author Topic: Women who we wish were escorts?  (Read 494821 times)


Offline fredhiggins

She's 50? Wow! Now I feel old  :lol:
She's been gorgeous from age 20 upwards.

Offline MrMatrix

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:thumbsup: Zendaya would look stunning wearing a bin bag or even better her birthday suit . She doesn't have much in the chebbage department but I think I could overlook that.
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Ive had the hots for her since I saw her in the G :rose:reatest Showman..


Offline Bangman

Louise Rednapp.
Gorgeous and just turned 50!

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She's fit as fuck.. Jamie rednapp you lucky dog

Offline webpunter

She's fit as fuck.. Jamie rednapp you lucky dog

They split 7 years ago

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She's been gorgeous from age 20 upwards.

She was but she has got better looking as she’s got older.

Offline RandomGuy99

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She's been nominated many times on here but always worth another shout.

Offline RandomGuy99

She's been nominated many times on here but always worth another shout.
She might be watching this thread and will decide on a career change.

Offline Ghost89

Not sure why but she really doesn’t do anything for me. I think it could be down to her being famous for really doing fuck all. Coasted on her looks and no discernible talent. Everything looks wise seems fake and not natural. Which I don’t like.
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Not sure why but she really doesn’t do anything for me. I think it could be down to her being famous for really doing fuck all. Coasted on her looks and no discernible talent. Everything looks wise seems fake and not natural. Which I don’t like.
But you could ignore all that if she was stood naked in front of you.

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The woman in the advert for Tangent, whatever that is (some HR platform).

With hewge chebs like that, no wonder she got the job!  :wacko:

Offline Ghost89

But you could ignore all that if she was stood naked in front of you.

Oh yeah! If nothing else to sell my story to whoever wanted to hear it. And considering some of the ropey looking women I’ve banged over the years it would seem pretty silly not to.

Offline RandomGuy99

Oh yeah! If nothing else to sell my story to whoever wanted to hear it. And considering some of the ropey looking women I’ve banged over the years it would seem pretty silly not to.
Don't forget to write a review when it happens.

Offline Ghost89

Don't forget to write a review when it happens.

Absolutely! But only after the payment from The Sun has cleared!

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'Maya Jama insists she's never had a boob job as she declares 'I'm 100% natural, read it and weep' after wowing in latex on Love Island'

Oh my days, it usually takes me ages to shoot [numerous edging massage sessions etc] however seeing her in the flesh [well latex] i reck i could have an involuntary ejaculation  :scare: :lol:

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'Maya Jama insists she's never had a boob job as she declares 'I'm 100% natural, read it and weep' after wowing in latex on Love Island'



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I know it's tough but I'll volunteer my services to pop round to her gaff and check them out, might take a few hours  of fondling and playing with them before reaching a decision but I'm up for the job.
I'll report back here with my findings  :wacko:
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I know it's tough but I'll volunteer my services to pop round to her gaff and check them out, might take a few hours  of fondling and playing with them before reaching a decision but I'm up for the job.
I'll report back here with my findings  :wacko:

At her place would be incall
Outcall to a supa swish london hotel might improve your chances
From nil to zero

Offline A Decent Fist

Trump’s choice for US national intelligence director is this mighty fine MILF called Tulsi Gabbard.

And right-wing women are always dirtier than lefties.  ;)

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Offline RandomGuy99

Trump’s choice for US national intelligence director is this mighty fine MILF called Tulsi Gabbard.

And right-wing women are always dirtier than lefties.  ;)

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I wonder why he put her in that position?

Offline notcalledchris

Trump’s choice for US national intelligence director is this mighty fine MILF called Tulsi Gabbard.

And right-wing women are always dirtier than lefties.  ;)

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...and the spies if every other country of the world are squabbling over who gets the mission to seduce her.

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Trump’s choice for US national intelligence director is this mighty fine MILF called Tulsi Gabbard.

And right-wing women are always dirtier than lefties.  ;)

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FAF, what a find  :hi:
Meeting her where the prospect of some action she'd know more about you in 30 mins than you do yourself

What an observation they certainly are
& better looking too
More successful
The lefties all wrapped up in soclal issues rainbow mullarkey & more likely to be our besties @ m-net

Especially in the US right wing burds are more likely to be enhanced white teeth work done
Putting out is what they enjoy, good girls  :thumbsup:

My favourites are Valley Girls who have become milfs 
I nailed a few back in the day when i was over there
Post shoot chit-chat they'd ask stuff like how good are their BJs [its important to them]  :yahoo:

British lefties are more likely to be BBC
No not that one .... :D
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Melania Trump

In a game of Top Trumps WWWWWE she must be right up there

She's got the EE accent great rack & looks FAF

Edit:  the pics wont attach  :dash:  will try again

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Melania Trump

In a game of Top Trumps WWWWWE she must be right up there

She's got the EE accent great rack & looks FAF

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The story goes that she may have been an SP in the past.

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The story goes that she may have been an SP in the past.

Fcuk knows why the banging pics wont attach  :dash:

Got there in the end, phew TFFT

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I wonder why he put her in that position?

Apparently Melania is going to be spending much less time in The White House

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Melania Trump

In a game of Top Trumps WWWWWE she must be right up there

She's got the EE accent great rack & looks FAF

Edit:  the pics wont attach  :dash:  will try again

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Probably also a valid entry for this thread
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=413338.0

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Offline DastardlyDick

I wonder why he put her in that position?
Maybe she let him grab her pussy?

Offline PepeMAGA

Trump’s choice for US national intelligence director is this mighty fine MILF called Tulsi Gabbard.

And right-wing women are always dirtier than lefties.  ;)

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that's Padma Lakshmi, not Tulsi

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The very milfy Susan Ann Sulley, singer in The Human League

Can see her owning a bar in Marbs frequented by expats, tanned up tits out 

Great legs & rack looks like she could bang like a barn door in a gale

Don't you want me baby, i certainly do .... coat  :D

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AgreedPp1971..I definitely wouldn't say no to Abbie either
She’s quite cute I think and always looks fuckable

Offline SYorksPunter

She’s quite cute I think and always looks fuckable

Worth a follow on Instagram, on Gogglebox she always seems quite sweet girl next door type, and on Insta she’s dressed like a hooker a lot of the time!

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Sydney Thomas , one of the ring girls at the Jake Paul / Mike Tyson fight

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Sydney Thomas , one of the ring girls at the Jake Paul / Mike Tyson fight

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Hot but I liked the black girl better.

Offline RandomGuy99

Lexi Williams has a certain charm (well two) to her.
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@mr.b, great shout
They're both off the scale
They must have had some body sheen both their racks were glistening

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Offline ShadowProclamation

I like the new Mitchell lady on EastEnders - Nicola Mitchell. She would make a good mistress, as well as an escort.

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