Author Topic: Women who we wish were escorts? (Read 581508 times)

I like natural boobs · « **Reply #2900 on:** May 17, 2023, 10:46:19 pm »

Another pic of Nova in Planet of the Apes

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A Decent Fist · « **Reply #2901 on:** May 17, 2023, 11:09:26 pm »

Quote from: RandomGuy99 on May 17, 2023, 08:46:54 pm

Lynda Carter. Wonder woman!!

I like porn cartoons are have noticed that Wonder Woman is a very common subject:

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I like natural boobs · « **Reply #2902 on:** May 18, 2023, 08:39:48 pm »

Jane Danson once played a prostitute in Coronation Street. Would be nice if life could imitate art.

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Jonestown · « **Reply #2903 on:** May 18, 2023, 10:41:17 pm »

Gemma Chan at the Cannes premier of the latest (& Last ?) Indiana Jones movie looking a bit of alright.

A Decent Fist · « **Reply #2904 on:** May 19, 2023, 10:41:51 am »

Quote from: Jonestown on May 18, 2023, 10:41:17 pm

Gemma Chan at the Cannes premier of the latest (& Last ?) Indiana Jones movie looking a bit of alright.

Yes, she’d be a very nice surprise at your local Chinese massage parlour.

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mr.bluesky · « **Reply #2905 on:** May 19, 2023, 11:07:23 am »

Quote from: A Decent Fist on May 19, 2023, 10:41:51 am

Yes, she’d be a very nice surprise at your local Chinese massage parlour.

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I'd be very happy to have a rub and tug from her

( and thumbs up to her

for ditching that arsehole of a boyfriend Jack Whitehall )

akauya · « **Reply #2906 on:** May 19, 2023, 12:06:36 pm »

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mr.bluesky · « **Reply #2907 on:** May 19, 2023, 03:28:04 pm »

Quote from: I like natural boobs on May 18, 2023, 08:39:48 pm

Jane Danson once played a prostitute in Coronation Street. Would be nice if life could imitate art.

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I certainly would for £120 an hour

RandomGuy99 · « **Reply #2908 on:** May 19, 2023, 06:17:16 pm »

Toyah Willcox

Not back for 65!!

There's many a good tune played on an old fiddle

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Jumping Jack Flash · « **Reply #2909 on:** May 19, 2023, 10:06:40 pm »

It’s worth checking you tube for their videos, she looks pretty damned good for her age.

DastardlyDick · « **Reply #2910 on:** May 20, 2023, 07:12:05 am »

I always had a thing for Zena, Warrior Princess, as played by Lucy Lawless back in the day, never mind her appearance in Spartacus! Something about some fit totty leaping around in tight leather

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #2911 on:** May 20, 2023, 07:25:03 am »

Quote from: Jumping Jack Flash on May 19, 2023, 10:06:40 pm

It’s worth checking you tube for their videos, she looks pretty damned good for her age.

Lucy Lawless was especially good in the TV series "Spartacus" never afraid to get her tits out.

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My favourite scene is this one where her slave girl slips her hand up her dress and starts pleasuring her

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sparkus · « **Reply #2912 on:** May 20, 2023, 08:00:16 am »

Oh wow, topless Lucy L has made my day.

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #2913 on:** May 20, 2023, 08:07:23 am »

Leah remini
She played Carrie heffernan in the king of queens an American tv comedy

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ulstersubbie · « **Reply #2914 on:** May 20, 2023, 09:12:24 am »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on May 20, 2023, 07:25:03 am

Lucy Lawless was especially good in the TV series "Spartacus" never afraid to get her tits out.

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My favourite scene is this one where her slave girl slips her hand up her dress and starts pleasuring her

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DastardlyDick · « **Reply #2915 on:** May 20, 2023, 04:30:17 pm »

Quote from: Punterperson1971 on May 20, 2023, 08:07:23 am

Leah remini
She played Carrie heffernan in the king of queens an American tv comedy

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Nice!
Isn't she also famous for escaping the Scientology Cult and exposing their practices?

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #2916 on:** May 20, 2023, 04:47:47 pm »

Quote from: DastardlyDick on May 20, 2023, 04:30:17 pm

Nice!
Isn't she also famous for escaping the Scientology Cult and exposing their practices?

I bet that pissed off Tom Cruise

Jonestown · « **Reply #2917 on:** May 21, 2023, 09:25:22 am »

From this mornings Daily Muddle:

The ubiquitous Demi-Rose, tits n ass for hire

Meredith Mickelson, the ex-girlfriend of 1975 rocker bloke now being paid to pretend to be Taylor Swift's new bloke.

PS: can someone please direct me to where it might set out how to upload a photo on here ?

Steely Dan · « **Reply #2918 on:** May 21, 2023, 09:34:17 am »

Quote from: Jonestown on May 21, 2023, 09:25:22 am

PS: can someone please direct me to where it might set out how to upload a photo on here ?

If you press 'quick reply', you wont see this menu. Just press 'preview' and it will come up. Or use regular 'reply' (next to the word 'bookmark', bottom right).

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Jonestown · « **Reply #2919 on:** May 21, 2023, 09:44:48 am »

Quote from: Steely Dan on May 21, 2023, 09:34:17 am

If you press 'quick reply', you wont see this menu. Just press 'preview' and it will come up. Or use regular 'reply' (next to the word 'bookmark', bottom right).

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Merci

webpunter · « **Reply #2920 on:** May 21, 2023, 01:24:59 pm »

Rhona Mitra
She's come a long way since Ali G two decades ago

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mr.bluesky · « **Reply #2921 on:** May 21, 2023, 02:43:11 pm »

Maisie Smith- actress ( apparently she used to be in in some shit Cockney soap and some dancing show)

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A Decent Fist · « **Reply #2922 on:** May 21, 2023, 04:38:09 pm »

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The 1975 rocker bloke now being paid to pretend to be Taylor Swift's new bloke

Got a source for that? The implication being, I suppose, that she's a secret lezza.

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Jonestown · « **Reply #2923 on:** May 21, 2023, 05:08:16 pm »

Quote from: A Decent Fist on May 21, 2023, 04:38:09 pm

Got a source for that? The implication being, I suppose, that she's a secret lezza.

No implication in that regard at all.

So, using Harry Styles as a bench mark, I'm disinclined to believe these reported celebrity hook ups at all.

122jay · « **Reply #2924 on:** May 23, 2023, 08:37:58 am »

Belinda Carlisle
Shania Twain
But 20 years ago

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #2925 on:** May 23, 2023, 10:45:08 am »

Quote from: 122jay on May 23, 2023, 08:37:58 am

Belinda Carlisle
Shania Twain
But 20 years ago

Add Debbie Harry ( Blondie) from about 40 years ago

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WARSZAWA16 · « **Reply #2926 on:** May 23, 2023, 06:30:38 pm »

Jenny Agutter.

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sparkus · « **Reply #2927 on:** May 23, 2023, 06:39:07 pm »

A woman I keep seeing near mine. Tall, shelf arse, full bosom, about 40 or so, not much to look at facially but who cares given the body. No one on AW like this.

badsin · « **Reply #2928 on:** May 23, 2023, 06:45:27 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on May 23, 2023, 06:39:07 pm

A woman I keep seeing near mine. Tall, shelf arse, full bosom, about 40 or so, not much to look at facially but who cares given the body. No one on AW like this.

I don't think these ones really count, however there's this woman at work......

sir wanksalot · « **Reply #2929 on:** May 23, 2023, 09:49:54 pm »

Quote from: 122jay on May 23, 2023, 08:37:58 am

Belinda Carlisle
Shania Twain
But 20 years ago

Good shout!

Had the horn for Shania Twain. She's not too bad now either

PepeMAGA · « **Reply #2930 on:** May 23, 2023, 11:06:23 pm »

Quote from: WARSZAWA16 on May 23, 2023, 06:30:38 pm

Jenny Agutter.

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Think she was in her prime circa logans run
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webpunter · « **Reply #2931 on:** May 23, 2023, 11:58:56 pm »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on May 23, 2023, 10:45:08 am

Add Debbie Harry ( Blondie) from about 40 years ago

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Thanks for adding Blondie for the avoidance of doubt

One way or another, think we might have figured this out

Bangman · « **Reply #2932 on:** May 24, 2023, 10:38:01 am »

After many years, I saw Batman Returns.. and Michelle Pfeffier as catwomen looked shagalicious..

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DastardlyDick · « **Reply #2933 on:** May 24, 2023, 10:58:13 am »

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One with a bit of chebbage for you all!

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #2934 on:** May 24, 2023, 12:50:30 pm »

Quote from: Bangman on May 24, 2023, 10:38:01 am

After many years, I saw Batman Returns.. and Michelle Pfeffier as catwomen looked shagalicious..

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I wonder if she kept the shiny pvc suit

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #2935 on:** May 24, 2023, 04:25:44 pm »

Halle Bailey actress from USA
Doing the new frozen film looks quite tidy

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Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #2936 on:** May 24, 2023, 05:20:18 pm »

Quote from: Punterperson1971 on May 24, 2023, 04:25:44 pm

Halle Bailey actress from USA
Doing the new frozen film looks quite tidy

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My mistake think it’s the little mermaid

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #2937 on:** May 24, 2023, 05:44:54 pm »

Quote from: Punterperson1971 on May 24, 2023, 05:20:18 pm

My mistake think it’s the little mermaid

We'll forgive you for that error

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #2938 on:** May 24, 2023, 05:47:29 pm »

A Decent Fist · « **Reply #2939 on:** May 25, 2023, 01:09:26 am »

Quote from: Punterperson1971 on May 24, 2023, 05:20:18 pm

My mistake think it’s the little mermaid

Colour-blind casting strikes again...

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stampjones · « **Reply #2940 on:** May 25, 2023, 01:37:45 am »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on May 23, 2023, 10:45:08 am

Add Debbie Harry ( Blondie) from about 40 years ago

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She actually was one, wasnt she?

DastardlyDick · « **Reply #2941 on:** May 25, 2023, 01:44:54 am »

Quote from: stampjones on May 25, 2023, 01:37:45 am

She actually was one, wasnt she?

She was a Playboy bunny girl at one point - not sure if she was an actual escort, but I guess it's a fine line!

notcalledchris · « **Reply #2942 on:** May 25, 2023, 08:34:32 am »

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Colour-blind casting strikes again...

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That doesnt bother me in the least. I am more concerned about the fact that we only see on screen mermaids with a human upper body and a fish lower body. What about the merpeople born the otherway round? Hollywood's unrealistic standards of conventional beauty keep them off our screens.

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #2943 on:** May 25, 2023, 08:48:33 am »

Quote from: notcalledchris on May 25, 2023, 08:34:32 am

That doesnt bother me in the least. I am more concerned about the fact that we only see on screen mermaids with a human upper body and a fish lower body. What about the merpeople born the otherway round? Hollywood's unrealistic standards of conventional beauty keep them off our screens.

Well Billy the fish hasn't done too badly for himself. A successful football career at Fulchester Utd

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A Decent Fist · « **Reply #2944 on:** May 25, 2023, 02:54:26 pm »

Quote from: notcalledchris on May 25, 2023, 08:34:32 am

That doesnt bother me in the least. I am more concerned about the fact that we only see on screen mermaids with a human upper body and a fish lower body. What about the merpeople born the otherway round? Hollywood's unrealistic standards of conventional beauty keep them off our screens.

Rene Magritte was not so prejudiced...

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timsussex · « **Reply #2945 on:** May 25, 2023, 03:44:06 pm »

Quote from: notcalledchris on May 25, 2023, 08:34:32 am

That doesnt bother me in the least. I am more concerned about the fact that we only see on screen mermaids with a human upper body and a fish lower body. What about the merpeople born the otherway round? Hollywood's unrealistic standards of conventional beauty keep them off our screens.

But a mermaid would be able to swim fast and breathe air - like a dolphin; whereas fish head and human legs would be a poor swimmer and wouldn't survive long out of water

DastardlyDick · « **Reply #2946 on:** May 25, 2023, 05:54:52 pm »

But who would want to dfk a mackerel?

sparkus · « **Reply #2947 on:** May 25, 2023, 07:34:39 pm »

Being a sailor has its perks (photo #7, pert, so pert...)

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Bonker · « **Reply #2948 on:** May 25, 2023, 09:39:12 pm »

Quote from: DastardlyDick on May 25, 2023, 05:54:52 pm

But who would want to dfk a mackerel?

Only a stupid sprat

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #2949 on:** May 26, 2023, 07:04:58 am »

Binky Felstead - I believe this particular lady was in some trashy reality tv show called " made in Chelsea"

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