Women who we wish were escorts?

[A Decent Fist]

Not my normal wanking material, but the two ladies involved in the first pitch on D r agon's Den tonight were FAF.

Here they are. I'm going to imagine they are mother and daughter and include them in my No. 1 pervy bucket-list fantasy. I didn't actually watch this, just skimmed it on iPlayer. Was the younger one ever introduced? They could be related.

Lots of online noise about Theresa Pope, the “mum”, looking like Carol Vorderman. I can just about see that.

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[DastardlyDick]

What am I missing in this rather cryptic post? Is there some connection between Melania Trump (didn't recognise her and had to image-search) and a well-known French football player?

I think someone may be a little over refreshed!
To be fair, I wouldn't mind a go with Melanie - She's probably gagging for it after being with Trump for however long it is!!

[fredhiggins]

Jeez, it's poor word play. Baps,tits, Mbappe.

[RandomGuy99]

Dakota Richards - actor

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[mr.bluesky]

Well blessed in the chebs department 

[RandomGuy99]

Well blessed in the chebs department 

You should have seen the outfit she was wearing on tonight's Celebrity Mastermind. 👀

[Bangman]

Dakota Richards...Nice...don't no who she is but...added to the wank bank

[RandomGuy99]

Dakota Richards...Nice...don't no who she is but...added to the wank bank

She play Lyra in His Dark Materials on the BBC

And she was in Skins on Channel 4 as Franky.

[stampjones]

She play Lyra in His Dark Materials on the BBC

And she was in Skins on Channel 4 as Franky.

No fucking way that was the girl who played lyra! Are you sure?

[RandomGuy99]

No fucking way that was the girl who played lyra! Are you sure?

You're right. She was Lyra in The Golden Compass movie. I didn't watch the film.

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[stampjones]

You're right. She was Lyra in The Golden Compass movie. I didn't watch the film.

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Definitely a better call than the one in the tv series 

[mr.bluesky]

Thai actress Rhatha Phongam who was in the film The Mechanic Resurrection

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[mr.bluesky]

As was the lovely Jessica Alba

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[hermanmunster]

Emiliana Lowell - from some of the Webcam sites- not sure if I can post a link or name so won't.

But she is a stunningly beautiful lady with a personality to match - and intelligent with a sense of humour.  Pretty much the perfect lady!

Can't seem to post a photo, so if anyone could oblige, i'd be grateful.

[mr.bluesky]

Emiliana Lowell - from some of the Webcam sites- not sure if I can post a link or name so won't.

But she is a stunningly beautiful lady with a personality to match - and intelligent with a sense of humour.  Pretty much the perfect lady!

Can't seem to post a photo, so if anyone could oblige, i'd be grateful.

Is this the one 

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[hermanmunster]

Yes, not her best photo, but that's the lady. Thank you.

[akauya]

Talking about webcam girls. I wish this beautiful Colombian girl would escort in London. She's on Chaturbate (as kristel_jack) usually getting her arse fucked by her bf.





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[mr.bluesky]

Yes, not her best photo, but that's the lady. Thank you.

There doesn't seem to be many pictures of her available on the Web 

[mh]

Here they are. I'm going to imagine they are mother and daughter and include them in my No. 1 pervy bucket-list fantasy. I didn't actually watch this, just skimmed it on iPlayer. Was the younger one ever introduced? They could be related.

I don't think they were related. The products being promoted were (1) sweat absorption pads for underarm application and (2) nipple covers to stop nipples protruding. The younger of the two was just a model, had bouncy boobs under a striped mesh top and ... was wearing the nipple covers, sadly. Down with this product! But she had nice armpits. 

The Dragons did comment on the boob distraction...

[mh]

She play Lyra in His Dark Materials on the BBC

And she was in Skins on Channel 4 as Franky.

Franky was when I first, er, came across her on TV. I was a middle aged man perving on the whole female cast (e.g. Kaya Scodelario, Lily Loveless) but Dakota Blue Richards stood out. She was also in Endeavour later as WPC Trewlove. She has a wicked glint in her eyes when playing quite innocent roles.

[A Decent Fist]

Dakota Blue Richards stood out. She was also in Endeavour later as WPC Trewlove. She has a wicked glint in her eyes when playing quite innocent roles.

Yes, along with her other stand-out features:

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[hermanmunster]

There doesn't seem to be many pictures of her available on the Web 

There are actually lots on Instagram and twitter and the webchat sites. I don't think i am permitted to post links though?

[Punterperson1971]

Alycia Baumgardner
Boxer model apprently but she’s gorgeous,either way I think I’ve mentioned her before oh and also have a look at David seamen(the ex Arsenal goalkeeper)his daughter is a stunner too

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[RandomGuy99]

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[Punterperson1971]

Gabby Howell defender for Sutton United ladies team
Very tasty

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[Rock123]

Rhea Ripley...........she can grapple me to the ground any day of the week 

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[timsussex]

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and she wasn't thick as pigshit - unlike most of the totty on there. Not Einstein but gave a decent account of herself only losing by a point  to John Piennar

Next week Danni Menzies mmmmm!

[RandomGuy99]

and she wasn't thick as pigshit - unlike most of the totty on there. Not Einstein but gave a decent account of herself only losing by a point  to John Piennar

Next week Danni Menzies mmmmm!

Yes, an intelligent woman.  Her boobs were a little distracting

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Elizabeth Lail is a girl who I would pay a fair bit for….

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[mr.bluesky]

Zendaya Coleman, actress who stars in the latest Spiderman films.

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Not as well blessed in the "chebs" department as I like but for her I would make an exception,  very pretty

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Hidden Image/Members OnlyEmilia Jones is quite fit…

Get the thought that her dad is Alex Jones out of your head and you’d be spaffing away to your heart’s content

[mr.bluesky]

  very nice but I think you mean Aled Jones 

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very nice but I think you mean Aled Jones 

Oh fucking hell.. auto fucking correct strikes again!
I’d still fuck her though 

[RedKettle]

Zendaya Coleman, actress who stars in the latest Spiderman films.

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Not as well blessed in the "chebs" department as I like but for her I would make an exception,  very pretty

I am sure she will be mighty relieved!!   

[mr.bluesky]

Oh fucking hell.. auto fucking correct strikes again!
I’d still fuck her though 

This is Alex Jones, she does the one show on BBC1 , she's not bad for a milf

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[mr.bluesky]

I am sure she will be mighty relieved!!   

I'll be sure to tell her if I ever see her 

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This is Alex Jones, she does the one show on BBC1 , she's not bad for a milf

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Mother daughter threesome?  Fuck yes!
Although I was thinking of the US nut job Alex Jones..
The Welsh one is worth some of my hard earned notes anyday

[cunningman]

Mother daughter threesome?  Fuck yes!

I'm confused.

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I don't see any way that there is a mother/daughter thing here?

[webpunter]

This is Alex Jones, she does the one show on BBC1 , she's not bad for a milf

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Deffo dont kick her outta bed in the morning
Decent rackage

Lookey likey with Christine Bleakley / Lampard

Alex & Christine would make quite the FFM

[mr.bluesky]

Deffo dont kick her outta bed in the morning
Decent rackage

Lookey likey with Christine Bleakley / Lampard

Alex & Christine would make quite the FFM

  yes I've often thought about the uncanny likeness between Alex Jones and Christine Bleakley , could almost be sisters. They would be good as a FFM trio.

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[Cum_again]

I'm confused.

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I don't see any way that there is a mother/daughter thing here?

Not mother and daughter of course… but a (Welsh) Alex Jones Emilia Jones, Milf vs Young lesbian threesome?  I’d sell a kidney!

[Iamforreal]

Kate Abdo, she presents the Champions League, I find her very hot ...

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[RandomGuy99]

Hannah Waddingham

Statuesque and seems to have a decent bust on her


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She has a bit of the Tori Bliss about her.

[mr.bluesky]

  I remember seeing her in game of thrones. I bet she would make a good dominatrix. ( if that's your thing)

[webpunter]

I remember seeing her in game of thrones. I bet she would make a good dominatrix. ( if that's your thing)

She's glammed up in Ted Lasso

I've wazzed her up on this thread back end of 2021
She's deffo worth another mention

A very good domme indeed, tall & powerful
Her rackage will stand out in leather or latex

An uBer milf she does it for me, not much

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[mr.bluesky]

Kate Abdo, she presents the Champions League, I find her very hot ...

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Yes very nice, she used to be on sky sports, haven't seen her for a while.

[RandomGuy99]

She's glammed up in Ted Lasso

I've wazzed her up on this thread back end of 2021
She's deffo worth another mention

A very good domme indeed, tall & powerful
Her rackage will stand out in leather or latex

An uBer milf she does it for me, not much

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You should see Tori Bliss if you get the chance.

[webpunter]

You should see Tori Bliss if you get the chance.

Had a look on here
Trying to work out why you referenced TB
Please can you elaborate
TIA

[RandomGuy99]

Had a look on here
Trying to work out why you referenced TB
Please can you elaborate
TIA

She is similar in looks and height, has very nice nipples, DFKs like a trooper, provides a great service and I imagine is a good domme although being dommed isn't my thing.

[webpunter]

She is similar in looks and height, has very nice nipples, DFKs like a trooper, provides a great service and I imagine is a good domme although being dommed isn't my thing.

   can you provide a link please