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Thick as custard but yeah, that body, I would.
Reckon she's pure filth too.

So would i
She can have my custard anytime
Getting me coat  :D

Offline MrMatrix

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Thick as custard but yeah, that body, I would.
Reckon she's pure filth too.
Not entirely fair on custard :D :D

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Offline JontyR

An early Liz Hurley

Definitely better than a late Terry Waite.

Nearly five years I was sat there, no phone call, nothing.

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Have deffo wazzded her up on this thread once, maybe twice
An uBer milf
In The Royals she wears a collection of stunning revealing clothes

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Have deffo wazzded her up on this thread once, maybe twice
An uBer milf
In The Royals she wears a collection of stunning revealing clothes
Its constant sexual references, which she pulls off with ease
Like her clobber  :yahoo:

Fuck knows why the double post, apologies :dash:

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Offline mr.bluesky

Bollywood actress Urvashi Rautela who unsuccessfully represented India in the Miss Universe contest ( how the fuck did she not win  :unknown:)

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Bollywood actress Urvashi Rautela who unsuccessfully represented India in the Miss Universe contest ( how the fuck did she not win  :unknown:)

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If she lost, looking like that, the winner must be seriously fit and/or gave the judges a fantastic bj!

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Bollywood actress Urvashi Rautela who unsuccessfully represented India in the Miss Universe contest ( how the fuck did she not win  :unknown:)

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Off the scale gorgeous
More of a persian look about her
Luvverley
Wonder if she has a gold chain round her waist ?

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Off the scale gorgeous
More of a persian look about her
Luvverley
Wonder if she has a gold chain round her waist ?

Hmm. Persian Indian? Romany?
That gypsy look!
Class :hi:

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Victoria Goulbourne from The Apprentice 2023



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Holy shit
Mesmerizing boat & eyes BJ enticing gob lips & teeth
The kinda burd you'd see on some enormous gin palace
& not hired in for an hour
More in residence, for a few weeks minimum
Trophy burd material

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very nice

lurve the perfectly symetrical rack enhancement
not too large
on the elegant side of enhancements
a 'business' boob job
works as a gym boob job too

Offline chrishornx

lurve the perfectly symetrical rack enhancement
not too large
on the elegant side of enhancements
a 'business' boob job
works as a gym boob job too

another squeaky bum moment

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Offline Punterperson1971

AJ odudu is absolutely gorgeous and I’m now getting to like that accent of hers she looks stunning in that Google pixel phone advert

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AJ odudu is absolutely gorgeous and I’m now getting to like that accent of hers she looks stunning in that Google pixel phone advert
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Offline mr.bluesky

AJ odudu is absolutely gorgeous and I’m now getting to like that accent of hers she looks stunning in that Google pixel phone advert

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Strange I was going to nominate her in the most annoying advert topic .

Offline Punterperson1971

I’d rather look at her than the guy on the other Google phone advert

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I’d rather look at her than the guy on the other Google phone advert

#metoo
He's an annoying twat
Just the type of prick to have a google phone
I wouldn't even have a google punting phone, let alone as my main one

Offline stampjones

AJ odudu is absolutely gorgeous and I’m now getting to like that accent of hers she looks stunning in that Google pixel phone advert

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She is so hot. She was braless on the last leg a while ago and they had a shot from behind showing her left tit sideboob. Wish I had a screengrab of that!

Offline A Decent Fist

I was in a waiting room with some morning TV bollox playing today and I did like the look of Holly Smith, the “Coupon Queen” on Good Morning Britain.

Not a conventional stunner, but prettily petite and she has the air of a go-er.
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She is so hot. She was braless on the last leg a while ago and they had a shot from behind showing her left tit sideboob. Wish I had a screengrab of that!

Damn, missed that :wacko:

Offline Punterperson1971

May of mentioned her before
Casey Nezhoda From storage wars

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Emily Ratajkowski, she is wasted on that Styles fellow.

Offline rk_1985

That Samie Elishi chick that was on love island. She gets me going..

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Emily Ratajkowski, she is wasted on that Styles fellow.

Always found her a bit overrated. Still would for maybe £120-£150 per hour rate though.

Offline mr.bluesky

Always found her a bit overrated. Still would for maybe £120-£150 per hour rate though.

Yeah,  I would put her in the category of women you should fancy but don't.  :unknown:

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Yeah,  I would put her in the category of women you should fancy but don't.  :unknown:

You're absolutely sure about that?

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Offline mr.bluesky

You're absolutely sure about that?

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Well on second thoughts, now you have put it like that  :rolleyes: ( she looks a lot better undressed than dressed )

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American singer Madison Beer, haven't got a clue about her music but she looks faf and has a great surname

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She can lick my lollipop any day  :wacko:
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If she was my instructor I would definitely take up golf  :rose:

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She can show me how to grip a putter anytime
Where's me coat ....

Offline fredhiggins

Not my normal wanking material, but the two ladies involved in the first pitch on D r agon's Den tonight were FAF.

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An uBer milf
Looking FAF on 52
5'11" great legs
Fab Killian M'bappage

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An uBer milf
Looking FAF on 52
5'11" great legs
Fab Killian M'bappage

What am I missing in this rather cryptic post? Is there some connection between Melania Trump (didn't recognise her and had to image-search) and a well-known French football player?