Author Topic: Women who we wish were escorts? (Read 581201 times)

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #2100 on:** January 09, 2023, 06:36:32 am »

Quote from: JontyR on January 09, 2023, 01:26:20 am

Here's hoping she has terrible eyesight and makes dubious decisions!

Isn't that a requirement for all referees

Happiness · « **Reply #2101 on:** January 09, 2023, 01:37:23 pm »

Emma Raducanu

davesixtseven · « **Reply #2102 on:** January 09, 2023, 02:15:56 pm »

Quote from: JontyR on January 09, 2023, 01:26:20 am

Here's hoping she has terrible eyesight and makes dubious decisions!

For my sake, I'd hope so...

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #2103 on:** January 09, 2023, 04:06:57 pm »

Jenna fumes absolutely gorgeous

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Hugeboobslover · « **Reply #2104 on:** January 09, 2023, 06:04:06 pm »

Angela Rayner

We need more women who wants and are openly proud of their boobjobs!

HBL

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tightfoot69 · « **Reply #2105 on:** January 09, 2023, 06:05:16 pm »

Quote from: Happiness on January 09, 2023, 01:37:23 pm

Emma Raducanu

Absolutely. I’m sure I mentioned her earlier in this thread. I bet she has such a nice arse for a bit of rimming.

albert56 · « **Reply #2106 on:** January 10, 2023, 09:09:39 am »

Followed by a good spanking...

Happiness · « **Reply #2107 on:** January 10, 2023, 09:23:54 am »

Emily Haines

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #2108 on:** January 10, 2023, 09:29:48 am »

Quote from: tightfoot69 on January 09, 2023, 06:05:16 pm

Absolutely. I’m sure I mentioned her earlier in this thread. I bet she has such a nice arse for a bit of rimming.

Since winning the US open ,she seems to get knocked out of tournaments in the early rounds so she would probably have plenty of time to oblige you.

Happiness · « **Reply #2109 on:** January 10, 2023, 10:00:15 am »

Iselin Solheim

george r · « **Reply #2110 on:** January 10, 2023, 11:35:02 am »

Quote from: Hugeboobslover on January 09, 2023, 06:04:06 pm

Angela Rayner

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HBL

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yes i would

Prifessionallondinguy · « **Reply #2111 on:** January 10, 2023, 04:34:07 pm »

Quote from: george r on January 10, 2023, 11:35:02 am

yes i would

After her performance today I’d happily bring her over the line 👅 if she ever felt the need.

Happiness · « **Reply #2112 on:** January 11, 2023, 11:30:27 am »

Beth Mead

Happiness · « **Reply #2113 on:** January 11, 2023, 01:49:25 pm »

Another one: Maisie Peters

Malvolio · « **Reply #2114 on:** January 11, 2023, 10:53:44 pm »

I'd love to bury my face between Lucy Pinder's tits

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webpunter · « **Reply #2115 on:** January 11, 2023, 11:17:15 pm »

With Southampton's majestic win over Citeh i was thinking Nathan Jones
The Banarama burds are looking very milfy
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My pick would be the brunette Keren Woodward
Tho i wouldn't kick blondie Sara Dallin outta bed
MFF if only

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webpunter · « **Reply #2116 on:** January 11, 2023, 11:18:57 pm »

She has the rack for the oilyTW TF to end all oilyTW TFs

Quote from: Malvolio on January 11, 2023, 10:53:44 pm

I'd love to bury my face between Lucy Pinder's tits

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tightfoot69 · « **Reply #2117 on:** January 11, 2023, 11:39:29 pm »

Quote from: Malvolio on January 11, 2023, 10:53:44 pm

I'd love to bury my face between Lucy Pinder's tits

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Fit bit always preferred Keeley Hazel

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #2118 on:** January 12, 2023, 05:42:14 am »

Quote from: Malvolio on January 11, 2023, 10:53:44 pm

I'd love to bury my face between Lucy Pinder's tits

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the ultimate page 3 / lads mags girl ( bring back page 3 I say )

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #2119 on:** January 12, 2023, 05:54:14 am »

I don't know if she's already been mentioned but Amanda Holden ( I don't think she owns any bra's which is no bad thing

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And I don't actually know what she does for a living apart from appear on tv a lot but who cares

Bangman · « **Reply #2120 on:** January 12, 2023, 06:20:39 am »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on January 12, 2023, 05:54:14 am

I don't know if she's already been mentioned but Amanda Holden
And I don't actually know what she does for a living apart from appear on tv a lot but who cares

She works for Simon Cowell, under the desk job.. Simon sits, and she's under the desk.. I'm sure of it

borgia · « **Reply #2121 on:** January 12, 2023, 10:52:19 am »

Manon le Greve - was on Bake Off a couple of series ago... now insta/tiktok etc.

Beautiful, French accent, and a delicious smile.

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timsussex · « **Reply #2122 on:** January 12, 2023, 11:49:20 am »

Quote from: Bangman on January 12, 2023, 06:20:39 am

She works for Simon Cowell, under the desk job.. Simon sits, and she's under the desk.. I'm sure of it

Might explain why he is so miserable when she sits beside him

webpunter · « **Reply #2123 on:** January 12, 2023, 12:13:26 pm »

+1
She's on the beeb doing "Amanda and Alan's Italian Job"
Buying a property in Sicily for €1 & doing it up
Rarely wearing a bra with her free standing rack & looking very milfy
The two of em rip it out of each other whenever possible
Hints of nortiness with comments here & there
She's very easy on the eye

Edit: adding a further pic - fit legs

Quote from: mr.bluesky on January 12, 2023, 05:54:14 am

I don't know if she's already been mentioned but Amanda Holden ( I don't think she owns any bra's which is no bad thing )

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And I don't actually know what she does for a living apart from appear on tv a lot but who cares

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JontyR · « **Reply #2124 on:** January 12, 2023, 02:25:34 pm »

To be fair I think she'd make a perfect escort. I could enjoy fucking her for an hour, but any longer I'd be sick of her company.

tightfoot69 · « **Reply #2125 on:** January 12, 2023, 03:07:03 pm »

Quote from: webpunter on January 12, 2023, 12:13:26 pm

+1
She's on the beeb doing "Amanda and Alan's Italian Job"
Buying a property in Sicily for €1 & doing it up
Rarely wearing a bra with her free standing rack & looking very milfy
The two of em rip it out of each other whenever possible
Hints of nortiness with comments here & there
She's very easy on the eye

Edit: adding a further pic - fit legs

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I watched a video of her a while back from when she was in her 20s. She is actually much hotter now. Amazing what well constructed surgery can do.

webpunter · « **Reply #2126 on:** January 12, 2023, 08:00:44 pm »

Some women like a fine wine improve with age
I prefer milfs anyways
A personal trainer, beautician hairdresser on hand & a bit of help here & there & ta-da

Widely pictured in leather & latex, good girl
She's looking like roger moore material in the attached pics
There's a clip of her on TikTok in this clobber
Looks like she's in a hotel corridor
Opening the door to her as an outcall [edit - with a coat so as not to too much attract attention, obvs]

Quote from: tightfoot69 on January 12, 2023, 03:07:03 pm

I watched a video of her a while back from when she was in her 20s. She is actually much hotter now. Amazing what well constructed surgery can do.

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tightfoot69 · « **Reply #2127 on:** January 12, 2023, 08:06:28 pm »

Quote from: webpunter on January 12, 2023, 08:00:44 pm

Some women like a fine wine improve with age
I prefer milfs anyways
A personal trainer, beautician hairdresser on hand & a bit of help here & there & ta-da

Widely pictured in leather & latex, good girl
She's looking like roger moore material in the attached pics
There's a clip of her on TikTok in this clobber
Looks like she's in a hotel corridor
Opening the door to her as an outcall [edit - with a coat so as not to too much attract attention, obvs]

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She is a cracker.

tightfoot69 · « **Reply #2128 on:** January 12, 2023, 08:07:07 pm »

No doubt she has been mentioned but Maya Jama. Perfect in my eyes.

DastardlyDick · « **Reply #2129 on:** January 12, 2023, 08:16:17 pm »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on January 12, 2023, 05:54:14 am

I don't know if she's already been mentioned but Amanda Holden ( I don't think she owns any bra's which is no bad thing )

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And I don't actually know what she does for a living apart from appear on tv a lot but who cares

She's obviously never heard of "nipple pasties" - you could hang your coat on those bad boys

Happiness · « **Reply #2130 on:** January 12, 2023, 08:25:33 pm »

Rihanna

Gunner98 · « **Reply #2131 on:** January 12, 2023, 08:31:19 pm »

1. Jennifer Connelly
2. Elizabeth Perkins
3. Elizabeth Hurley
4. Kate Beckinsale
5. Halle Berry
6. Sandra Bullock
7. Nicole Kidman
8. Sharon Stone
9. Jessica Alba
10. Ana De Armas
Honourable Mention: Elizabeth Olsen

Haven't given it much thought though XD

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #2132 on:** January 12, 2023, 08:36:12 pm »

Quote from: DastardlyDick on January 12, 2023, 08:16:17 pm

She's obviously never heard of "nipple pasties" - you could hang your coat on those bad boys

Yeah, not well blessed in the chest department but makes up for it in the nipple department

Happiness · « **Reply #2133 on:** January 12, 2023, 09:28:38 pm »

Holly Hafermann (Skylar Grey)

Kenaldo · « **Reply #2134 on:** January 12, 2023, 11:30:25 pm »

Oh how I wish the very lovely Rachel Stirling would have a change of career.

I’d even fight off Guy Garvey (husband) if need be to be first in the queue.

And no, I wouldn’t review for fear of you bastards booking her up!

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Ghost89 · « **Reply #2135 on:** January 13, 2023, 07:54:43 am »

Quote from: Malvolio on January 11, 2023, 10:53:44 pm

I'd love to bury my face between Lucy Pinder's tits

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Is she still around??

Happiness · « **Reply #2136 on:** January 13, 2023, 08:32:03 am »

Heather Watson

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #2137 on:** January 13, 2023, 08:35:23 am »

Quote from: Ghost89 on January 13, 2023, 07:54:43 am

Is she still around??

I guess so although with the demise of page 3 and the lads mags like Nuts, Zoo and Loaded who knows. I think she does her own podcasts according to twitter.

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #2138 on:** January 13, 2023, 09:01:45 am »

Quote from: Ghost89 on January 13, 2023, 07:54:43 am

Is she still around??

I wouldn't mind a double with her and her friend Michelle Marsh

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Bertiebeenthere · « **Reply #2139 on:** January 13, 2023, 11:09:23 am »

Quote from: Kenaldo on January 12, 2023, 11:30:25 pm

Oh how I wish the very lovely Rachel Stirling would have a change of career.

I’d even fight off Guy Garvey (husband) if need be to be first in the queue.

And no, I wouldn’t review for fear of you bastards booking her up!

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She has her mother's genes

dexpunt · « **Reply #2140 on:** January 13, 2023, 11:30:55 am »

Quote from: Bertiebeenthere on January 13, 2023, 11:09:23 am

If you like her then you'll love this picture of her

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mr.bluesky · « **Reply #2141 on:** January 13, 2023, 11:51:12 am »

Quote from: dexpunt on January 13, 2023, 11:30:55 am

If you like her then you'll love this picture of her

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Was it taken at night time

A Decent Fist · « **Reply #2142 on:** January 13, 2023, 12:01:14 pm »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on January 13, 2023, 11:51:12 am

Was it taken at night time

Similar pic with the lights turned on...

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And nine more showing her tits available here:

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Markc · « **Reply #2143 on:** January 13, 2023, 06:07:49 pm »

I also like to add in the American actress Beth Berhs. Love her blonde hair and long legs.

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #2144 on:** January 13, 2023, 07:08:41 pm »

Beverley knight she looks good for her age

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chrishornx · « **Reply #2145 on:** January 13, 2023, 07:43:57 pm »

Quote from: albert56 on January 10, 2023, 09:09:39 am

Followed by a good spanking...

had any spankings you care to review? Would be helpful if you made a contribution

fredhiggins · « **Reply #2146 on:** January 13, 2023, 09:24:17 pm »

Quote from: Kenaldo on January 12, 2023, 11:30:25 pm

Oh how I wish the very lovely Rachel Stirling would have a change of career.

I’d even fight off Guy Garvey (husband) if need be to be first in the queue.
And no, I wouldn’t review for fear of you bastards booking her up!
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Evening Mackenzie.

webpunter · « **Reply #2147 on:** January 13, 2023, 10:58:21 pm »

Well spotted
On here 6 years & counting
Yet to open his review account, spanking or otherwise
Contribution ... yeah right

Quote from: chrishornx on January 13, 2023, 07:43:57 pm

had any spankings you care to review? Would be helpful if you made a contribution

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #2148 on:** January 13, 2023, 11:54:28 pm »

Quote from: webpunter on January 13, 2023, 10:58:21 pm

Well spotted
On here 6 years & counting
Yet to open his review account, spanking or otherwise
Contribution ... yeah right

If he doesn't post a review soon someone will be round to spank his arse ( on second thoughts he would probably enjoy that )

Jumping Jack Flash · « **Reply #2149 on:** January 14, 2023, 07:54:06 am »

Margot Robbie was on Graham Norton last night, I’d break the bank for her!

Author Topic: Women who we wish were escorts? (Read 581201 times)

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