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Jackie Joseph
From money for nothing looks very nice

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Bet she'll look glamorous in a split tigh silky dress on the red carpet
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I find Gillian Joseph very sexy
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Pretty sure she bats for the other side

It’s never bothered  me.

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Don't know. Didn't think about it

Another: Dua Lipa
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Pretty sure she bats for the other side

According to Wikipedia she is "in a relationship with Jordan Nobbs" who plays alongside her at both Arsenal and England, which must make the after match showers interesting!

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According to Wikipedia she is "in a relationship with Jordan Nobbs" who plays alongside her at both Arsenal and England, which must make the after match showers interesting!

Leah is the hot one, but maybe Jordan is the one who Nobbs. :hi:


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Ok, let's upgrade this one then. Leah Williamson and Jordan Nobbs

Another one: Sophie Ecclestone
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Leah is the hot one, but maybe Jordan is the one who Nobbs. :hi:


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Wonder wy she calls her a gremlin...maybe she makes her eat after midnight.

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Wonder wy she calls her a gremlin...maybe she makes her eat after midnight.

Very attractive women 👍👍 in a classy way
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Does not look a bad substitute  :lol:

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If she’s the one your going to meet yes not bad at all,in fact absolutely gorgeous


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If she’s the one your going to meet yes not bad at all,in fact absolutely gorgeous

And keep more notes in your wallets for the extra extra babyyyyy
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Nice find  :drinks:

We need a techy to check the pics, might just get a chance to check it out tomorrow,.
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We need a techy to check the pics, might just get a chance to check it out tomorrow,.

This pic from the External Link/Members Only in question...

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Is on this Twitter post here...

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Which leads you to this California-based Brazilian, who was on the US version of Love Island in 2019...

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In other words, the ad is a total and utter fake.

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This pic from the External Link/Members Only in question...

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Is on this Twitter post here...

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Which leads you to this California-based Brazilian, who was on the US version of Love Island in 2019...

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In other words, the ad is a total and utter fake.


 :drinks:
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Offline Corus Boy

Romanian but maybe;

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The Cheeky Girls for a threesome?

Offline mr.bluesky

Romanian but maybe;

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The Cheeky Girls for a threesome?


 :thumbsup: very nice, somehow I don't think they will be remembered for their  contribution to music   :D

Offline Punterperson1971


 :thumbsup: very nice, somehow I don't think they will be remembered for their  contribution to music   :D
Be nice for a cheeky threesome though 😂

Offline Hugeboobslover

This pic from the External Link/Members Only in question...

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Is on this Twitter post here...

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Which leads you to this California-based Brazilian, who was on the US version of Love Island in 2019...

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In other words, the ad is a total and utter fake.

That is a fucking shame. What a great pair of fake tits!

HBL
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Offline akauya

This pic from the External Link/Members Only in question...

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Is on this Twitter post here...

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Which leads you to this California-based Brazilian, who was on the US version of Love Island in 2019...

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In other words, the ad is a total and utter fake.

Great detective work!

Caro Vieee is hot!



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I'm back on His Dark Materials and lusting after Marissa Coulter.

Somehow Ruth Wilson is so much sexier and scarier than Nicole Kidman was.

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Be nice for a cheeky threesome though 😂
Try asking Lembit Opik - he has experience of at least one of them!

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Michelle Keegan defo for me.

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Would love a weatherfield threesome with her and Helen Flanagan.

Offline m4rmite

Would love a weatherfield threesome with her and Helen Flanagan.
Just don't expect a conversation on any topics above a 5yr old mentality in between rounds.

I'd pay for a punt with her though :lol:
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Just don't expect a conversation on any topics above a 5yr old mentality in between rounds.

I'd pay for a punt with her though :lol:

Ha true. She is FAF though and I would put her just ahead of Michelle Keegan. Corrie usually has some hotties but these two were the best.

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Ha true. She is FAF though and I would put her just ahead of Michelle Keegan. Corrie usually has some hotties but these two were the best.
She's done well to still have a body like that after 3 kids.

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She's done well to still have a body like that after 3 kids.

Went to have a bit of perv over her and discovered she has had a boob job.

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Offline mr.bluesky

Went to have a bit of perv over her and discovered she has had a boob job.

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I think I have posted this on the women you should fancy but don't but I've never fancied Helen Flanagan.  She seems to have "cold" looking eyes. Now Michelle Keegan that's a different matter  :thumbsup:

Offline m4rmite

Went to have a bit of perv over her and discovered she has had a boob job.

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You couldn't make it up...
Lady has a  boob job so who reports on it? Bolt On News :lol: :lol:

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Manuela Nicolosi.

"Who? Who?" I hear you ask...

She was a referee's assistant in the women's Euros last year.
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She was - to my mind -  very striking...
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She's stunning (again, IMO)
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26 million views for the first of these reels: External Link/Members Only which is in GIF form here:
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I may be some time over at Instagram...  :D






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Offline JontyR

Here's hoping she has terrible eyesight and makes dubious decisions!