Women who we wish were escorts?

[badsin]

Good point. I cant imagine Denise VO being any thing else but an awsome shag, why play away

You might have steak at home, but sometimes you want to pop out for egg & chip's...... A mate once told me, who was living with a fitty at the time

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A mate of mine commented that for every fittie there is always some geezer who is bored banging her

[Cum_again]

I once met Denise when she was on the big breakfast. Her helicopter landed in the park outside my flat.

Let me tell you, in an all leather cat suit she was smoking hot!  Good fun too….

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When you see fit celebs fairly close up you realise how stunning they are
I was at a show in the west end back in the day & Dani Behr was sat close to me
She was off the scale stunning
Was with the ex & just had to have a gawp when the opportunity arose
She's now in property in LA so i'm presuming minted
An uber milf IMO

Edit:  DVO in a leather cat suit WTF, i'm figuring that this is in the wank bank ?

I once met Denise when she was on the big breakfast. Her helicopter landed in the park outside my flat.

Let me tell you, in an all leather cat suit she was smoking hot!  Good fun too….

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[king tarzan]

When you see fit celebs fairly close up you realise how stunning they are
I was at a show in the west end back in the day & Dani Behr was sat close to me
She was off the scale stunning
Was with the ex & just had to have a gawp when the opportunity arose
She's now in property in LA so i'm presuming minted
An uber milf IMO

Edit:  DVO in a leather cat suit WTF, i'm figuring that this is in the wank bank ?

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Did your little Willey go up 1mm max?
F

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0.5mm i recall 

Did your little Willey go up 1mm max?
F

[mr.bluesky]

Someone else who looks hot for her age (53) is jennifer lopez

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Not much !

Someone else who looks hot for her age (53) is jennifer lopez

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[badsin]

Someone else who looks hot for her age (53) is jennifer lopez

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She has a thing for middle aged bald blokes from the East Midlands (Statham film, Parker)...... so I'm in there.....in my dreams 

[notcalledchris]

Denise V.O always looks good. Why is it that women who look like this always have stupid partners who cheat on them?!

Cos they choose blokes who are good at fucking rather than sensible.   Not that we can talk. 

[notcalledchris]

She has a thing for middle aged bald blokes from the East Midlands (Statham film, Parker)...... so I'm in there.....in my dreams 

That acent alone can make any bird cum.   

[Ghost89]

Helen Skelton is another good looking celebrity who has been cheated on. What is wrong with these men?!

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[notcalledchris]

The fact that blokes who like sticking their dicks in one good looking bird also  like sticking their dicks in other good looking birds can hardly be claimed as a revolutionary idea on a punting site. 

[sparkus]

The fact that blokes who like sticking their dicks in one good looking bird also  like sticking their dicks in other good looking birds can hardly be claimed as a revolutionary idea on a punting site.

That's what I was thinking.

I could be in a ménage a trois with Salma Hayek and Jennifer Lopez (circa 1997) and I'd still crave a Chinese fanny on my face or to see a pair of big black melons bouncing in CG.

[David1970]

Sofía Vergara

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[mr.bluesky]

Sofía Vergara

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Oh yes  you wouldn't need viagra with her

[mr.bluesky]

Staying on the theme of the more mature woman. Lucy Lawless

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She was damn sexy in the tv series Spartacus and not afraid to get he baps out. Seen here getting pleasured by her personal slave girl.

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[A Decent Fist]

Doesn't seem to have cropped up in this thread – just a few times when punters were asking for lookalikes.

So to correct the omission, imagine the hotter-than-hell Kendall Jenner waiting behind the door when you walk in.

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[Prifessionallondinguy]

If she wore that low cut blouse , I don't think I'd get any work done   

You’d be subconsciously drawing tits on your notepad 📝

[king tarzan]

If she wore that low cut blouse , I don't think I'd get any work done   

I love getting my big nose and lips and tongue in between low cut blouse tugging at the bra too👅👅👅😋😋

[Prifessionallondinguy]

Honourable mention to these two.


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[Bangman]

Honourable mention to these two.


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Whos she.. damn..  she well fit

[Prifessionallondinguy]

Whos she.. damn..  she well fit

Katy Perry.

[GingerNuts]

Whos she.. damn..  she well fit

Katy Perry I think.

[badsin]

Honourable mention to these two.


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Cracking set of norks.....what did she see in that scruffy twat Russell Brand who she used to be married too? 

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Cracking set of norks.....what did she see in that scruffy twat Russell Brand who she used to be married too? 

A cock?

[timsussex]

Cracking set of norks.....what did she see in that scruffy twat Russell Brand who she used to be married too? 

well we weren't admiring her brains were we ?

[sparkus]

well we weren't admiring her brains were we ?

I've never found her facially attractive and she has weird stumpy legs.

But that rack...

[Bangman]

Oh yes.. silly me.. its Katy Perry.  Damn I thought it was a porn clip

[Ghost89]

Myleene Klass. Absolutely stunning.

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[Prifessionallondinguy]

Myleene Klass. Absolutely stunning.

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ONE Asian I really don’t fancy 

[Ghost89]

Each to their own! She’s near enough perfect imo.

[Ghost89]

Model and actress Maggie Q.

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[mr.bluesky]

Can't help noticing you have a thing for skinny birds ghost
 

[mr.bluesky]

Cracking set of norks.....what did she see in that scruffy twat Russell Brand who she used to be married too? 

Now getting podged by Orlando Bloom, lucky bastard. ( her music is a load of old tosh mind)

[Ghost89]

Can't help noticing you have a thing for skinny birds ghost
 

Just coincidence with the above 2 Mr B. I like various women of all shapes and sizes. If you look at my post on the first page of this thread at the beginning my number one is Kelly Brook. A much curvier shape.

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I like skinny burds too, or maybe not

Rachel Stuhlmann, off the scale

Ex tennis player & now insta babe

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[mr.bluesky]

Just coincidence with the above 2 Mr B. I like various women of all shapes and sizes. If you look at my post on the first page of this thread at the beginning my number one is Kelly Brook. A much curvier shape.

"Variety is the spice of life" as they say 

[Ghost89]

In deed it is. And it’s driven by what kind of mood I’m in.

[Ghost89]

I like skinny burds too, or maybe not

Rachel Stuhlmann, off the scale

Ex tennis player & now insta babe

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Don’t get me wrong…I wouldn’t say no but I do think she’d look much better if her tits weren’t so huge and fake looking. It borders on Katy Price silliness.

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Think she's at the limit of how big they are without looking like a pornstar
They look mahoosive in the white top
In the LBD its a tease trying to work out how big they are
She's 5'11" must be imposing wherever she goes, long fit legs

Don’t get me wrong…I wouldn’t say no but I do think she’d look much better if her tits weren’t so huge and fake looking. It borders on Katy Price silliness.

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natalie pinkham
sky f1 presenter
& milfy pit lane pussy [she's 45]
she knows her stuff on camera
watched some round up sky f1 programmes over xmas & she features
out in a McLaren with @GoLando
they did seem to get on very well
she's FAF, elegant & a lovely voice

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[tyx49]

Kelly Brook. I’d use her shit for toothpaste

[DastardlyDick]

Don’t get me wrong…I wouldn’t say no but I do think she’d look much better if her tits weren’t so huge and fake looking. It borders on Katy Price silliness.

Great set of chebs there, but she must've had them done after her tennis career? I think I'd remember seeing those bouncing around not to mention the black eyes she'd be giving harself! 😂😂

[mr.bluesky]

Great set of chebs there, but she must've had them done after her tennis career? I think I'd remember seeing those bouncing around not to mention the black eyes she'd be giving harself! 😂😂

She must have gone from tennis ball size chebs to beach ball size chebs   

[tightfoot69]

I still haven’t worked out how to post pics on here but I will say the two Chloes.

Chloe Khan - I’m sure she escorted briefly years ago but her plastic barbie doll look these days would keep me entertained for a one hour punt.

Chloe Ayling - The model who was kidnapped in Italy a few years back. FAF.

[mr.bluesky]

I still haven’t worked out how to post pics on here but I will say the two Chloes.

Chloe Khan - I’m sure she escorted briefly years ago but her plastic barbie doll look these days would keep me entertained for a one hour punt.

Chloe Ayling - The model who was kidnapped in Italy a few years back. FAF.

Here you go 
Both well blessed in the chebs department I notice
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[tightfoot69]

Here you go 
Both well blessed in the chebs department I notice
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Nice one. Yes they are.

She looks totally different to when she first appeared on the X Factor but Chloe Khan’s cartoon bimbo look gets me hard every time.

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If anyone can Chloe Khan can
I'll get me coat
 

Chloe Khan - I’m sure she escorted briefly years ago but her plastic barbie doll look these days would keep me entertained for a one hour punt.

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