Lanya
External Link/Members OnlyTrying avoid EE, I found her, an English girl, in AW and saw the profile photo showing the lower half of her face, I decided this was a pretty face, this is a girl I would fancy. I contacted her through AW and she was prickly.
Basically, as I found out later during the chat, she works only a few days a week and then only two clients at max. She gets away with being haughty or so she thinks.
quite The opposite of Lizzie I reviewed the other day who states in her AW profile that she loves having sex with a stranger and many of them and the thought of it excites her.
Anyway Difficult to catch Lanya for anyone. I didn't like our email exchanges. She came across as arrogant but Like any man who has got to know a stuck up woman, but hasn't seen her face, i thought she was haughty for a reason. she must be good looking. Men have pampered her and for a reason, that she must be worth pursuing.
How wrong. Some women are haughty because they are assholes, simple as. and not because she is pretty.
Once comms established, it was smooth. Her flat was in Pleasance. If you remember 20th century, this was a relatively run down rough area. Some who remember 1960s and earlier say this was the worst and roughest area in Edinburgh if not Europe. Her flat is old, the turn of the century one. Small, now a student flat. I stop before
being called a Pevsner again.
Open the door, shock. she is plain as rain in Spain. Pale skin and has a dark fizzy hair, but not in that flamboyant heroine of ''Four Weddings and a funeral'' actor way. a thin volume dry version of it. She is short and wide and somewhat squarely.
age 25, 6,7. I couldn't find an excuse to run away . i Walked in.
Bath room, surprisingly untidy for a single woman's flat but while taking shower, all I was thinking
was IS TEHRE ANY WAY I ACN RUN AWAY NOW. but it was the first or second flppr and I couldn't jump
from window. I had to get on with this and i thought THIS IS A CHALLENGE. no way i could get erection.
One credit I can give is she is extremely horny. she is by far the horniest SP I met.
Me on bed and she came over wearing something looking like a corset. she was already panting with excitement of having a naked man in front of her and the thought of sex. Needless to say I am no Brad Pitt or DeCaprio, more a Joe Pesi. so it doesn't matter who the client is, to her. She is one horny woman and when I touched her fanny, it was already wet.
I looked at my cock and it was hard enough. This is the time, I thought. Because if I took time to explore her body
I might lose it and Id have no chance of regaining erection. I found her almost repulsive. Her skin texture
was something I have never found before or since. It felt like rubber. it didn't stretch.
I managed to cum quickly, a sigh of relief, and rest of 30 minutes we chatted away. Unlike her AW exchanges, she was rather polite and calm in person. A ginger cat walked in and i stroked it ten times more affectionately and longer than i touched the woman.
Over all, a forgettable punt although I can understand some men find her attractive enough and a good for them.
I paid 60 quid for so for half an hour if I remember correctly which is now below average and another credit to her. I reserve Neg to a woman who did a BS or a crafty photoshopping or was very rude and she was none of that. It was my fault to have assumed she was pretty. So Neutral
