ProviderExternal Link/Members Only. Her work number is 07521263155.
DateThis happened last spring, before Lockdown 1.0.
VenueMy flat in Sowf London, zone 4. "Ida" said she lived north, but seemed happy to make the trek.
Price£90/hour including travel. Back then I didn't realise that was £10 or £20 too steep.
On arrival, it was immediately evident that Ida wasn't the girl in the photo. She was older - I'd guess late 30s - and infinitely less fresh-faced, with some scarring and wrinkles. I thought she was reasonably pretty, though - 6/10 maybe. I'd put her at size 10. Big hooters, terrific bum. So, all in all, I decided to continue. Bad decision...
The massageSo much for WSWS. As I begin undressing, "Ida" asks me what kind of massage I want - with the allusion that this will apparently dictate what she would (or wouldn't) wear. She starts to runs through a price list for additional services - hand relief, B2B... Alas for her, I much prefer to choose in the massage depending on how aroused (or not) I am. So I demur and say I'll decide later. Ida looks peeved. She returns from the bathroom in a tight t-shirt and jeans, which was pretty much what she entered wearing. I'd imagine those would have come off had I immediately plumped for extras.
The massage itself has a lot of bum touch, but zero CC swipes or reach-unders, so, eventually, I just stick to it and decline extras. She makes little concerted effort to arouse me, so fuck it: no cookies for you, Ida. Afterwards, she suggests that now I have her number - AH therapists text clients en route - I could book her direct so she can make more money - and thus everything is cheaper. She says nude B2B will be £100 for the hour.
This feels unexpectedly persuasive in the days following, and I did find her oddly attractive, so I do that almost a week on. I make clear that I want the nude B2B. But, cometh the hour, the service is abject. Ida - who looks like she has made less effort on her appearance - doesn't undress at the start, and her massage feels absent-minded; I hear her yawning and using her phone twice. "Maybe it'll improve," I think, optimistically, "when B2B starts". Suddenly, she asks me to turn and immediately defaults toward a happy ending, despite me being soft as a melted marshmallow - and this while she simultaneously, sulkily complains now that the lights are too bright.
Not cool: I pull the plug and, much to her chagrin, stop the massage, so disgusted am I at the poor service. I remind her what we agreed, and all that she has failed to deliver. To her credit, she is very apologetic, doesn't quibble when I say I'll only pay £50 and texts me afterwards to again say sorry. All things considered, this might just have been her having a bad day. But, factoring in everything else, there was no chance I was booking her again to find out!
NB: The same masseuse, using another of her many identities, has been more recently reviewed here:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=294554.0. She is present on numerous websites, usually with a different pseudonym and always with photos that aren't her. These are all the other ones I know:
External Link/Members Only (as Ana - scroll to the bottom)
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