Hi all,
New member and what better a way to introduce myself than with a review. This took place in December just before the country went into lockdown again.
I’m currently in the process of being dry humped by the divorce industry so decided to pay a visit to Colchester to lift my mood. The original plan was to go to Health Oriental on Osbourne Street as I was hoping for the full works as opposed to just a rub and tug but based on the front door it looked like it was closed. There were signs to a back entrance but there was a guy hovering right outside cleaning a car so I bottled it and headed off to Essential Massage on Magdalen street which has been well reviewed on here already.
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External Link/Members OnlyMagdalen street is rather busy with a lot of foot fall. The parlour isn’t discreet but on approaching you can nip straight in. Was greeted by who I assume was the owner who took my temperature but no attempt to ask for my name or address. She asked if I was the 4.30pm appointment to which I responded that I didn’t have an appointment. She said no problem and I paid £50 for an hour.
The same lady then led me to a treatment room and it was her that ended up giving me the massage - she wasn’t particularly attractive by any stretch of the imagination. Slender Chinese lady with glasses who I’d estimate was in her mid-40s but difficult to tell as she kept the mask on throughout due to COVID restrictions. There was a much younger looking girl (also Chinese) that I saw walking around in the premises. Based on the occasional glance I got of her she wasn’t a stunner either, but I would have preferred her.
Off with the clothes and I couldn’t help but notice a big paper sign on the wall saying no sexual services were on offer. Took my clothes off, lay on the table and covered my rear with a towel that was hanging on the wall. The masseuse returned and said I didn’t need that a whipped it straight off.
Was asked whether I wanted a soft or firm massage. Asked for medium. The massage was really good. They also brought out some hot stones which felt absolutely amazing as it had been cold outside. Started off on the back and that gradually moved out over the rest of my body. Lots of focus on my arse with lots of cc swipes which also felt really good.
Over the course of the massage I couldn’t help but look forward to the ending. So when she asked me to turn over I was already semi-hard. She looked down at the old man and asked if I wanted a happy ending which of course I agreed to. Was told it would cost an extra £20 which was fine. Nothing else offered though and I’m sure it wouldn’t be and she remained fully clothed.
Now standing well and truly to attention she oiled up her hands and started working on my willy. Felt great. Really interesting technique where she massaged my arsehole at the same time which I really enjoyed. Felt the sap rising and as I got more and more turned on started sliding my hand up her leg gently. She didn’t object but it didn’t feel quite right going all the way up so I didn’t. Finished with an immense orgasm with cum running down her hands and dripping off onto my stomach. She washed her hands in the sink in the corner of the room, cleaned me up with a wet wipe and then offered to continue the massage on my front which I thought was a nice touch.
In summary, venue was nice, masseuse wasn’t exactly a stunner(!) but good massage, good HJ technique and achieved the desired result. Paid the extra £20, got dressed and then left.
Would I return again? Yes, if I was just looking for a massage and HJ. But, for my next time, I’ll be finding someone that does the full works. Passionate Blondy also in Colchester is at the top of my hot list at the moment as she has the most amazing bum and I love a bit of anal. Will report back when I get the opportunity to meet her in my next review.
Cheers,
Andy
