When and Where: 29th June 2020 and I met her in Walton on the naze. Not that far from the station from what I remember. Close to a Coop as I popped in for a drink after the punt.
Appearance: A few pictures of her on the links and they are reflective of what you will get. Personally, I found her better with clothes on.
Price: £100/1hr. Respectable
Overall: I wish it hadn't happened. I can't really recall anything redeeming about the whole experience. Nothing good springs to mind. I wrote this review a couple weeks prior and waited to see if I remembered anything good. Zilch, Nada, Rien. I probably was destined for a shit punt as I broke lockdown rules.
Tad extra detail. I've never actually fucked a paid lady with clothes on. There are a few that I wish I had as they look better with clothes on. Substantially better if I may add. She would be one of those. Sometimes in Basildon but sometimes in Walton on the Naze where I believe she actually lives. Mine took place in Walton on the Naze and I was nearly fortunate enough to get out of it but the punting gods wouldn't let that happen!
Texted the day before, arranged it and prepared. Took the train from Stratford to Shenfield, changed train to Walton on the Naze. Yeah, I'm sad as fuck for travelling that distance.
Arrive, look around and it's dead. Anyway I quickly hurry to her address and I knock on her door. Someone answers and its her but at the time I didn't realise it was her. As I don't recognise her, I'm trying to be as vague as possible so as to not get into a weird discussion with a random person.
I think the conversation went something like this from memory,
"Hello who are you?"
"Is this Elena?"
Mumble mumble reply
"Err I was supposed to be meeting an Elena here at 10am."
She said summin intelligible
"Dont worry, I must have got the wrong number or address. Bye"
I leave and walk away, whip out my phone and look for an open space to see if there is anybody even remotely available to see on Adultwork.
Say about 10 minutes or 15 minutes later, out runs Elena and she comes up to me half screaming and giggling, apologising. It took me a few seconds to gather myself as I didn't know who this random person was. She apologised, said something like she just woke up, didn't remember the booking or something along those lines.
The odds of her going on a run and spotting me....
The get out of jail free card I was given and was in my hand I ignored and went along with the booking if she asked if I still wanted to see her. I said yes and we went back to her place, chatting along the way.
Go back to her place and there was someone else in her place that she kicked out. No idea if it was male or female but they left after I was ushered into her bedroom. Never saw the person. What was next was disappointment mixed with a bit of oddity.
I have always gone into every meet with optimism. I mean there is no reason not to. As the 1hr meet time was elapsing, I felt the whole gamut of negative emotions. Regret was felt mostly after as little as 10 minutes. So we started with some light kissing and then some oral. I remember the oral being a tad disappointing. Not really much of an oral person unless its done extremely well. Not sure if it was owo or not but regardless, it wasn't memorable.
She tried. She wasn't refusing to do anything but sex with her just felt unenjoyable. It was literally a chore and I was willing myself to cum. I was basically fucking her to kill time as the train didnt run regularly. Missionary was fine and pounded her till I eventually came at say 35 minutes or so on the clock or maybe 30. I tried a few other positions but they were a bit irrelevant as I couldn't really get going with those with her.
If it was more of the same for the second half hour, I would have actually contemplated giving her a neutral but what happened next was truly a 1st for me. I've been asked to buy condoms, wipes, water and all sorts. I've had to do odd things and stand in particular positions so WGs could see me before being let into flats but being talked into signing up to a scammy subscription based cruise membership is weird. I just smiled and nodded as she went on about it. Suppose I must look like a gullible individual but then again I paid £100 for a shit experience so heyho.
It's like a weird pyramid scheme thing. I checked it on the way home on the train. Clicked it once and once only and neved again. I still have the link on my phone as I put her on the block list after I thought the meet wasn't happening.
Had one orgasm, tried for another but that wasn't going to happen. I just wasn't into the session at all.
Summary: I would give her a negative because all of the weirdness that was involved. I didn't go there to sign up to a holiday scheme. The sex was mediocre at best. She wasn't my cup of tea though I don't particularly have a type. I wouldn't go back ever. She isn't a bad person, she doesn't refuse to do things so other people may have a nicer, drama free experience.
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