External Link/Members OnlyFirstly so sorry this is so late. This punt literally put me off punting. I was fuming for weeks. So I am sorry this is, frankly, far far too late as a warning.
Once again, the attempt at more affordable escort failed dismally, and another failed experiment travelling into the barren punting wasteland that is Essex.
Date: Within the last 6 months.
Location: Near Colchester.
Communication: No major issues.
Girl: Can't fault the looks, except ass is nothing like the pictures. The imo dreadful full Essex accent.
Punt: What can I say. Shit, start to finish. I came in and her opening lines were how she was going to spend the money, and how hard her day was. Immediately put off.
Her chat and lack of enthusiasm showed- could barely get hard (even with Viagra?!). She proceeded to tell me she hated sucking flaccid cock, followed by a story about how once her blowjob skills were so locally legendary that she had one punter send his mates round later to have an experience of her amazing oral skills.
LET ME PUT IT CLEARLY. This was THE worst blowjob I have ever experienced in my life, including, and not limited to, every single civilian experience I have ever had. The very bottom of the list, by an absolute mile. She gave me this experience whilst chatting away happily as if she was (and quote from her profile) the Queen of Blowjobs. She is the Queen of how to not give one. After about 2 minutes she stopped (which I obviously couldn't care for).
I gave reverse oral which she offered reluctantly at best, for all of about 2 minutes. Then on with the mac and she got on top. Couldn't feel anything. Hated it.
How many times can i cum? Once apparently, as she only had one condom left for the next guy coming later. Fuck off.
Not that I was too bothered, as I wanted to get the fuck out of there. Somehow managed to come in the bag, made my excuses, left.
The worst part about the whole thing is that she was oblivious to the terrible experience and services she provides, whilst commenting about how amazing her service and skills are. It was like I should be honored I was punting with her.
As said above. This was the worst sex experience I've ever had, including every non-SW. I wouldn't have her pay me for sex.
I will stay out of Essex going forward.
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