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cockneybstrd

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I have been very lazy with my punting of late sticking to same situations and I thought I needed a punting challenge

With the end of the football season, my eyes were drawn to the fact the world cup is just over a month away. My initial thought was wouldnt it be fun to punt with a pro$$ie from each of the qualifying nations. Of course 32 punts during the World Cup would probably prove to be impossible financially and time wise.

So I was thinking of maybe trying to punt with those that get out of the group stage. However I thought it might be fun if other posters picked a group and tried to punt with a pro$$ie from each of the nations in the group

Group A

Brazil, Croatia, Mexico, Cameroon
Group B

Spain, Netherlands, Chile, Australia
Group C

Colombia, Greece, Ivory Coast, Japan
Group D

Uruguay, Costa Rica, England, Italy
Group E

Switzerland, Ecuador, France, Honduras
Group F

Argentina, Bosnia-Hercegovina, Iran, Nigeria
Group G

Germany, Portugal, Ghana, United States
Group H

Belgium, Algeria, Russia, South Korea


Of course Rom's havent qualified and yes punting in London will make it easier.

But if any other posters are up for it and want to have first dibs on picking group let us know

Stealthshagger

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groups d and e could be great..

Pompoy123

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This is so funny. Would it mean you would have to go through to next round with your punts that made it??

cockneybstrd

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Pomp.

I hadnt thought it threw that much !

I guess when it comes to the knockout stage those entering would be allocated a fixture say Brazil vs England

Though I am thinking when it comes to the final it would have to be a 3 some with a prossie from each team and me in a refs kit complete with whistle and red and yellow cards

Pompoy123

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Pomp.

I hadnt thought it threw that much !

I guess when it comes to the knockout stage those entering would be allocated a fixture say Brazil vs England

Though I am thinking when it comes to the final it would have to be a 3 some with a prossie from each team and me in a refs kit complete with whistle and red and yellow cards

PMSL I've just spat out my tea!

Offline hendrix

Sucking oranges at half time?....or?....:D

Pompoy123

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Pomp.

I hadnt thought it threw that much !

I guess when it comes to the knockout stage those entering would be allocated a fixture say Brazil vs England

Though I am thinking when it comes to the final it would have to be a 3 some with a prossie from each team and me in a refs kit complete with whistle and red and yellow cards

Lol do you mean the knock one out stage. When you have to wank over a WG lol

Offline NIK

As far as I'm aware I've just about punted with at least one from all groups apart from G and H (never seen a German or American, and only about one Australian, Italian, Spanish and Japanese and a couple of French) but I'd really need another group consisting of any four of Poland, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Latvia, Lithuania, Ukraine, Bulgaria and yes Romania!   :D
« Last Edit: May 05, 2014, 10:44:07 am by NIK »

cockneybstrd

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As far as I'm aware I've just about punted with at least one from all groups apart from G and H (never seem a German or American, and only about one Australian, Italian, Spanish and Japanese and a couple of French) but I'd really need another group consisting of any four of Poland, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Latvia, Lithuania, Ukraine, Bulgaria and yes Romania!   :D

Nik

Its a major shame you didnt withdraw those gambling wins ! You could have punted with 32 prossies and done another book. The World Cup of Punting!

Sports tie ins usually sell quite well too !

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Though I am thinking when it comes to the final it would have to be a 3 some with a prossie from each team and me in a refs kit complete with whistle and red and yellow cards

And how much are the tickets going to be for the final?...i wanna watch.

The winner will be the one, who makes you cum?     :lol: :lol:


cockneybstrd

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And how much are the tickets going to be for the final?...i wanna watch.

The winner will be the one, who makes you cum?     :lol: :lol:

Like the world cup final most of the tickets are already sold to my corporate partners. I might have to explore PPV options online.

Pompoy123

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will PPV include extra time???   :unknown:

SirFrank

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Love it. Yeah I fancy this. Mind you I'd have trouble pointing to some of these banana republics on a map. What happens in the event of a 'penalty shoot out'?

cockneybstrd

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Love it. Yeah I fancy this. Mind you I'd have trouble pointing to some of these banana republics on a map. What happens in the event of a 'penalty shoot out'?

If after 120 minutes. The ref cant make a decision on the winner then a penalty shoot out is required. Under UKPunting World Cup rules. Each prossie kneels down either side of the ref and they each have a minute to give the ref oral. This continues with them swapping over each 60 secs until the winning nation/prossie gets a mouthful



yorkshire123

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Germany, Portugal, Ghana, United States
Group H


Fuck i know a young girl who is half Portuguese/Ghanaian would this count as buy one get one free?

Problem is she's a not a prossie! would a bunch of flowers count as taking a payment?  :rose:

Love the idea, its nice to take a break from pimp, tout & general cunt hunting.

SirFrank

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If after 120 minutes. The ref cant make a decision on the winner then a penalty shoot out is required. Under UKPunting World Cup rules. Each prossie kneels down either side of the ref and they each have a minute to give the ref oral. This continues with them swapping over each 60 secs until the winning nation/prossie gets a mouthful


Genius. Everyone's a winner. Can anyone be a ref or is that just you? I quite fancy two birds from different nations blowing my trumpet. Mind you my sour cream sauce is deadlier than Japanese knotweed. Just 0.7g can ruin any ecosystem. The 'winner' is therefore also likely to be the 'loser'

cockneybstrd

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Sir Frank

I do see myself ref ing the final.

However I will need other ref's for the semi finals and quarter finals.

As a man with sense of justice and fairplay I can certainly see you being a referee for one of the Semi's !

Offline Horizontal pleasures

I am so glad I know nothing about football. This sounds insane.

Offline LanceVance

Will there be a WG from each country though? I can imagine Russians and Brazilians for example being easy to come by, but Algeria? They don't even have any girls on freeones (if anyone fancied a world cup of porn).

Will be very interested to see how this works.  :lol:

Offline threechilliman

This thread will run and run. Who'll be providing the 'ball' boys?

cockneybstrd

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Will there be a WG from each country though? I can imagine Russians and Brazilians for example being easy to come by, but Algeria? They don't even have any girls on freeones (if anyone fancied a world cup of porn).

Will be very interested to see how this works.  :lol:

Lance I will be discussing this with Sepp (Fanny) Blater. However I would suggest in this case that either a Morccoan or Egyptian prossie would be ok in this situation. However this is open to discussion for those that want to get involved

yorkshire123

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Lance I will be discussing this with Sepp (Fanny) Blater. However I would suggest in this case that either a Morccoan or Egyptian prossie would be ok in this situation. However this is open to discussion for those that want to get involved

Remember FIFA rules, if your great great granny visited said country then you can play for them.
I think we should adopt similar rules.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Do not mention the war or 1966. I was overseas in 1996 in a desert city and folk came up congratulating me and I had no idea why and when I was told England beat the Germans at football, I mean to say football? I still had no idea why.

Pompoy123

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I am happy to be the lines Man so Sir Frank make sure you are not caught off side as I don't want to have to get my whistle out!!!   :angry:

Offline threechilliman

Can someone clarify the punting offside rule?

SirFrank

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We should also get the red tops involved. They could then spend months bigging up England as world beaters blah blah only to turn on the English hookers as soon as they get fucked over (literally) on the penalty shoot out (again) to Albania.  At this point they'd also lose all interest in the tournament.

« Last Edit: May 05, 2014, 08:35:15 pm by SirFrank »

cockneybstrd

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I can see it now

Roy's whores fail to blow.

England Pimp Manager Roy Hodgson reputation was left in tatters as england whores crashed out in humiliating fashion against the whoring minnows of Iran. Leading English Whore Waynetta Rooney failed in front of the goal yet again as the Iranian whores tea bagged and rimmed to a famous win


Long time punter Alan Shearer blamed the defeat on a influx of foreign whores in the UK who were stopping the more promising homegrown talent from getting a regular booking. If we want to succeed Shearer revealed exclusively to the Scum then we need to see more 18+ English Girls do OWO and Rimming.

Pompoy123

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I can see it now

Roy's whores fail to blow.

England Pimp Manager Roy Hodgson reputation was left in tatters as england whores crashed out in humiliating fashion against the whoring minnows of Iran. Leading English Whore Waynetta Rooney failed in front of the goal yet again as the Iranian whores tea bagged and rimmed to a famous win


Long time punter Alan Shearer blamed the defeat on a influx of foreign whores in the UK who were stopping the more promising homegrown talent from getting a regular booking. If we want to succeed Shearer revealed exclusively to the Scum then we need to see more 18+ English Girls do OWO and Rimming.

 :lol: :D :lol:

Online oldfart

I can see it now

Roy's whores fail to blow.

England Pimp Manager Roy Hodgson reputation was left in tatters as england whores crashed out in humiliating fashion against the whoring minnows of Iran. Leading English Whore Waynetta Rooney failed in front of the goal yet again as the Iranian whores tea bagged and rimmed to a famous win


Long time punter Alan Shearer blamed the defeat on a influx of foreign whores in the UK who were stopping the more promising homegrown talent from getting a regular booking. If we want to succeed Shearer revealed exclusively to the Scum then we need to see more 18+ English Girls do OWO and Rimming.

Thats great mate, funny as fuck.

SirFrank

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Hahaha brilliant. Maybe also Gary Cuntbag Barlow could be behind the tournaments English song

Offline LostInMackemLand

Hahaha brilliant. Maybe also Gary Cuntbag Barlow could be behind the tournaments English song

Billie Piper should dust off the mic

Offline LanceVance

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Can someone clarify the punting offside rule?

Potting the brown instead of the pink, or getting the white in the eye or hair instead of the mouth...  :thumbsup:

Mangled metaphors for the win!

Offline Jerboa

Yeah I was thinking about this too, say punting with a lady from the country that won their match that day, think we'd be stumped to find a Japanese or Korean, or a Uruguan, the Spanish hooker will end up coming from Romania.

Offline akauya

I can see it now

Roy's whores fail to blow.

England Pimp Manager Roy Hodgson reputation was left in tatters as england whores crashed out in humiliating fashion against the whoring minnows of Iran. Leading English Whore Waynetta Rooney failed in front of the goal yet again as the Iranian whores tea bagged and rimmed to a famous win


Long time punter Alan Shearer blamed the defeat on a influx of foreign whores in the UK who were stopping the more promising homegrown talent from getting a regular booking. If we want to succeed Shearer revealed exclusively to the Scum then we need to see more 18+ English Girls do OWO and Rimming.

Quality!  :thumbsup: :D
 

cockneybstrd

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Right have been in discussion with the head of International Punters Federation Sepp (Fanny) Blatter.

It is agreed that this is the rule on Nationality, If the pro$$ie claims to be half english/iranian you can count her as iranian

If anyone is really up for this as a bit of fun then do say.

I did approach Panni about doing a sticker album for the World Cup of Punting but they seemed to think it didnt fit with there key demographic.

 

juan kassof

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I can see it now

Roy's whores fail to blow.

England Pimp Manager Roy Hodgson reputation was left in tatters as england whores crashed out in humiliating fashion against the whoring minnows of Iran. Leading English Whore Waynetta Rooney failed in front of the goal yet again as the Iranian whores tea bagged and rimmed to a famous win


Long time punter Alan Shearer blamed the defeat on a influx of foreign whores in the UK who were stopping the more promising homegrown talent from getting a regular booking. If we want to succeed Shearer revealed exclusively to the Scum then we need to see more 18+ English Girls do OWO and Rimming.
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Funny as fuck :D :thumbsup
« Last Edit: May 07, 2014, 07:18:52 pm by juan kassof »

Offline MancSean

Wouldn't mind group B myself just hope there's no penalties for handball

Offline superchamp

Before you all get carried away with this has anyone checked to see if Viagra is on FIFA's list of banned performance enhancing substances?

cockneybstrd

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Before you all get carried away with this has anyone checked to see if Viagra is on FIFA's list of banned performance enhancing substances?

Its fine if its good enough for Pele its good enough for the punting world cup

I should have thought of approaching a few viagra websites for sponsorship

Vinblanc

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Not a footie fan, but this sounds like a right laugh! I'm game!

Curious6705

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Can't help thinking it might be easier come the Euros in a couple of years - if a certain harpy hasn't got back in power and made it illegal by then.

cockneybstrd

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Yes it could be argued that Euro's would be a lot easier.

I did think of doing one next year for the Rugby World Cup but I was thinking it might be hard to Samoa(ian) Hooker

But I do like a challenge


Nhsi

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Offline LanceVance

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Yes it could be argued that Euro's would be a lot easier.

I did think of doing one next year for the Rugby World Cup but I was thinking it might be hard to Samoa(ian) Hooker

But I do like a challenge

Be careful what you wish for, the average Tongan is about 300lbs and while Romania may not have qualified for Brazil, their rugby team may make it next year...
« Last Edit: May 08, 2014, 11:51:10 pm by LanceVance »

Offline Daffodil

I don't know if this has been suggested, but how about we do a sweepstake for people interested. Put our names into the hat and then get drawn a country. Before the world cup is out we have to punt a prossie from that country and post a review  :music:

cockneybstrd

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Daff

Seems a decent idea if we get enough people interested. I dont mind sorting it. If its simpler than picking a group and getting really stuck in !


Offline Daffodil

Daff

Seems a decent idea if we get enough people interested. I dont mind sorting it. If its simpler than picking a group and getting really stuck in !

Do it. If there's only a limited number of entrees then do groups. Moreso could do countries.

It's fun and a good thread whatever.

cockneybstrd

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As World Cup Fever starts to build I thought I would see if anyone is still interested

If we get 8 entrants then everyone gets a group
16 entrants then everyone gets two teams so to speak
32 entrants and we do a sweepstake and each person gets a team

On a side note

11/5 with Corals for England to get 5 or 6 points looks decent. As does the 4/1 about Sturridge to be top English Goal Scorer and the 25/1 each way about Fred for the Golden Boot looks good too.

willbred

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Can someone clarify the punting offside rule?

Wouldn't know where to start...hasn't it got something to do with "interfering with play"??...or is that what you might get in an MMF punt   :hi: