Ok so this might not be the most helpful of reviews as there are a few details I have forgotten as this happened in September of last year. I thought I'd write a review all the same as it was so..... different!
I randomly search for massages in Hinckley and this was the only one that came up. They have no website and they don't advertise on AW or VS but here is their number - 07367594559
I called them and booked an hour with relative ease.
The location was the upstairs of a house on the corner of a busy road around 5 mins walk from town centre.
The lady...... hmmm, not great.
She was late 30's for a guess. A bit chubby and totally unattractive.
Bummer!
She lead me into the massage room which was just a bedroom with a massage table in it.
Not the best if starts.
I stripped off and and lay down, at which point she said there was another lady available if I wanted a 4 hand massage.
Fuck it I thought.... why not!
She rang her mate and 5 mins later she came into the room.
She was a little older but way better looking and had a tidy little body. Things were getting better!
"Do you want us naked?" Asked the first woman.
This was starting to get expensive so I agreed to just the second one getting naked.
As for the massage itself, well there wasn't one really.
For the majority of the time the first woman did nothing but give me CC swipes and reach unders whilst the second one pranced around the room naked, getting herself into all sort of sexy poses for me.
"She used to be a dancer in a gogo bar" said the first one.
Indeed....
On the turn over they were both all over my nether regions and brought me to an explosive climax in no time.
Well that was interesting I thought.
" Do you like Thai food? " the first one randomly asked me as I was fumbling around with my damn socks which always seems like such a chore after a punt.
I said I loved it and before I knew it I was eating spicy noodles in the kitchen with the pair of them!
At one point some teen Thai lad came in and said hello to me as I sat their scratching my head.
I ate my food and went on my merry way with an odd grin on my face.
So yeah.... interesting one!
At some point during the second lockdown they contacted me out of the blue and asked me if I wanted to come back as they had a new lady but no extras were on offer because of covid. I politely declined and have heard nothing since.
Oh and I paid £120 for a one hour 4 hander with one of them naked.
It's their names I can't remember.
Sorry folks!
