Author Topic: HollySquirts - Farlington  (Read 2104 times)


4 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 1796842) (0 positive, 4 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Patrick

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I have a preference for massages recently and trying to find someone who does a proper massage with the added benefits (any suggestions would be welcome) came acroos this profile with offering of massage of either cocoa butter or oil with hand relief or b2b  for extra, decided on oil with HE.

Comms - Text her in early afternoon got reply quickly and arranged for that evening, gave me post code and to text once I've arrived for house number, all quick and easy.

Date - March 2020

Price - £80 for 60 minutes massage with HE

Location - Farlington on a new build estate, quiet area easy to get to with plenty of on street parking.

Girl - Not what i was expecting, not really a looker, boobs saggy and body while a slim size 10 just a bit too rough round the edges a worn out type early 40s northern accent with tattoos, also could smell cigarette smoke on her.

Meet - Arrived and text for house number, knocked on door to be let in the welcome was a bit lukewarm.

Led upstairs into bedroom which was a bit of a mess, sorted paper work out had a friendly chat, removed clothes then laid on mattress which wasn't very comfy, she then left the room for what seemed about 5 minutes, when she arrived back removed top and bra but kept knickers on and got to work on the massage, started on legs worked her way up to back shoulders and neck which was pretty decent to be fair but cc swipes or anything sensual at all, was chatty through out talking about everything and anything so much that i couldn't get a word in.

On the turn over started getting a bit more sexual rubbing my chest and some attention to little patrick, i was allowed to touch her tits which like i said saggy but that was all, gave an oily wank which was ok but nothing special, offered shower which i took, got dressed then on my way.

Conclusion - Disappointing, while the massage was decent enough and she gave the service i asked for which is why it's a neutral and not a negative , just wasn't what i expected in looks or her manor after going through her extensive aw profile it was all just a bit mechanical just didn't make much of an effort for erotic/sensual session in anyway, there was also people in the house moving about who i believe to be her family.

To add i was out the door in 45 minutes which included having a shower and her disappearing for 5 minutes at the start so not vfm.

Recommendation - Not from me  :thumbsdown:

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Offline willabe

Wow Patrick if thats a Neutral I hope you never have a Negative!!!  :lol:

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Wow Patrick if thats a Neutral I hope you never have a Negative!!!  :lol:

perhaps we should wish him a real positive

Offline wtfb

perhaps we should wish him a real positive

Since this bloody pandemic the word "positive" has taken on a whole new meaning...

Offline Bargeman

Thanks for the info Patrick. I’ve had her on my radar for some while. But in view of your experience will give her a miss. I think you are very generous with your rating of Neutral.