Evening Fella's, finally I can give a little back to this site and post my first review. Hope I cover everything needed!
External Link/Members OnlyI'm not prolific by any means but did enjoy the occasional massage prior to Covid and I'm sure I'll return to action once things start to get back to normal. This is a review of my only 2020 punt, which happened mid November, before the 2nd lockdown. I was working in the Teesside area and had an hour or so to spare and somehow ended up on Gumtree, looking for nearby massage establishments, as you do....Came across Love Thai Massage and though I'd give it a go.
CommunicationSent off a text which was unanswered but then noticed the Ad said to call for appointments, so I called and got through straight away "you looking for good time" was the greeting, which wasn't what I was expecting but I managed to mumble something that got me booked in for a "nice and sexy" 60 minute massage in about 10 minutes. Ended the call and a text was swiftly delivered with street name and message to call when there. Got to the street, which was a bit of a rabbit warren, and called the number again. Same person answered (who I don't think was the girl I saw) and gave very precise instructions on how to find the flat/house, which was no problem, I parked up a short walk away and headed to the back door, as instructed.
The PuntGot to the door and it immediately opened, revealing a stout little Thai girl in casual scruffy clothes that I didn't find attractive at all but thought "Fuck it, I'm only here for a massage and helmet polish, just go with the flow" She showed me into a very basic room just off the hall which was a bit dark and dingy, and had a double bed, no massage table, the radio was playing some local radio station which didn't exactly add to the ambiance! There was a little confusion over the booking as she was expecting £100 for a FS punt, but I managed to explain that I'd booked a B2B massage for £80, eventually paid the fee and started to undress as directed. She returned shortly after stashing the cash and had changed into a black lacy gown with skimpy underwear beneath, told me to use the hand gel and lie on the bed.
Started off with a half decent massage on my legs and back and I was thinking that maybe it was going to be ok. I was enjoying the massage and was waiting for the teasing to start but her hands stayed well away from anywhere that would have stirred little Hank from his sleepy state, the bra came off and some mechanical tit rubbing commenced which was short lived and not sensual at all. After a short time I got the turn over call and she went straight for the auld fella, plenty oil and feel of her tits got me hard enough to giver her something to work with and she gave a perfectly acceptable hand job which eventually had me shooting from the hips and in receipt of a wet wipe clean up!
Once cleaned up I was expecting some more massaging to fill the time up but she made it quite clear that was it and I should get ready. I chucked my clothes back on and was back in the car within 40 minutes and my 'lesson learned' box ticked.
SummarySorry if I've missed anything or needlessly rambled above, if you cant be arsed to read the detail, the the below should cover it;
Communcations - 8/10 - phone answered straight away and good directions given
The Place - 5/10 - quite discreet entrance but basic inside the flat/room
The Girl - 3/10 - wider than she was tall, very quiet but pleasant enough, not at all attractive in my opinion.
The Punt - 3/10 - Paid £80 for 60 mins "nice and sexy" massage which turned out to be a 40 minute average massage and HJ
Would I Return - Sadly not.