This is an interesting review. I was very hangover/drunk when this punt happened in September 2019, but i couldn't cancel on this.
Link:
External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Hendon Central, near middlesex university. It is in a block of council flats so it's not discreet
The Punt: An Old lady opens the door
I thought I would meeting a hot Brazilian girl named Carolina (notice the link, they change girls, its basically a brothel in a council flat). I noticed an angry looking bloke next door (probably a neighbour or her son??) giving me the eye. As I was still hangover, my anxiety was through the roof. I later understood that this is the maid who looks after girls on this flat and that this was a bait and switch.
I did the paperwork with The Maid. 30 mins for 60, and then tells me 'Carolina' is coming. She leaves the house whilst the girl comes. I cleaned myself in the bathroom first and I was locked in. Because I was still hungover, I got nervous and I panicked until the girl 'Carolina' comes and opens the toilet door for me. She laughed at me.
She looked like late 20s, early 30s but nothing like the pictures I saw, (and the link changes girls everytime)
Session: There was no good social communication at all. she pushed me on the bed like this was a dominant session or something. She sucked my dick good, I can't complain but I wasn't hard enough due to my hangover. I noticed she closed her eyes THROUGHOUT the session. (I guess I am ugly tbf, that's why I punt). It was like I'm fucking a blind girl right now. I was on top of her and she did this fake noises. I was not enjoying this and I doubt she was not enjoying it if she is closing her eyes throughout the session.
Aftermath: I fucked her doggy style but after 10 mins I had enough of her and fake moans so I pretended to cum to end the session (I actually do have problems cumming during sex as I wank my knob too much). I was too hungover to put up with the bullshit service she was providing. Good looking girl but not the girl that was on the site that I saw originally.
She looked confused or something afterwards, and probably even knew I pretended to cum. There wasn't really a conversation afterwards except saying 'I'm from Brazil, I've been here 3 months etc' convo. I left and went to do a big dump in a public toilet.
Conclusion: Never punt hungover, and always walk out of a bait and switch operation.
