Author Topic: Hot40 Milf Amber - Dewsbury  (Read 3796 times)


4 review(s) for Hot40 Milf Amber  (3 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline viper13

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In Call - Dewsbury

1 Hour @ £160

This one was my Plan A, sorted a day and a time relatively easy initially by email then by Texts.  Day before the meet received a text saying unable to meet at 10am I have workman coming in the morning can you do later?  Reply sent No can’t do later I have to be somewhere else and that was that.

So, onto Plan B her number was displayed so sent a Text, a few minutes later a reply confirming her availability and all sorted, she sent instructions for location and parking (private gated apartment's with access to visitors)

Plan A now sends me a Text saying she can see me at 10am the workmen are not coming until the afternoon, replied saying sorry just arranged a Plan B.

Later Plan B sends me a Text saying her friend who’s Apartment it is has a surveyor coming in the morning so can’t meet at arranged time FFS!!

I now go back to Plan A and said are you still available at 10 am and she replied yes can be, thank fuck all sorted.

That was the short version so you can imagine what a fucking head ache that was to arrange.  :wacko:

Morning of the meet I sent a text as requested 1 hour prior to the meet confirming all ok my end and she replied with confirmation.  I’m just about to set off when she sends a text changing the location.  Originally, I was to park in Dewsbury Town Hall car park as her Appt was just round the corner, now she changes it to Park in the Dewsbury Train Station car park as she will be at her other Appt as its smaller and would be warmer  :unknown:

I now have to google the Train Station get the Post Code and have a quick look at where it it's in relation to the original location so I have an idea where I'm going then I sets off, sat nav say eta 0952 and arrange meet is 10am.  :thumbsup:

On route and I’m about 8 mins away and she rings me asking where abouts I am and tell her sat nav say eta 0952 and she replies saying mine says 0959  :thumbsdown:, we had a bit of a chat whilst driving and I said will message when I’m parked up.

Arrived at Train Station and followed directions for car park arrived and there were bollards across entrance and a notice saying car park closed FFS, so I’m sat in the middle of the fucking busy road in the middle thinking what the fuck.  :mad:  Then I notice a little further down the road there is a second car park to the station and can see cars and people walking round, also a traffic warden.  Plenty of parking available and cost £1 for 2 hours.  :)

Parking time on the ticket was 0957 went back to car and text her to say parked up, received a prompt reply saying ok.

I knew she was going to keep me waiting when she rang me and said her ETA to the Appt was 0959, and kept me waiting she did.   I think it was about 8 mins past meet time when she rang and started to give me instruction where to go.   

The building was just across the other side of the road, an old Victorian building with I think about 3 or 4 floors to it all converted into modern Appts.  Her Appt was in the basement, it was small but very clean and modern.  She opened the door as I approached dressed in casual clothing with her coat on, it was obvious she had just arrived herself.   

Greeted with a kiss and shown to a small seating area with settee, small table, a unit with a TV on playing a music channel and a small kitchen off to one side, really nice and modern.  Amber told me to make myself at home whilst she got ready and went off to the bedroom which was about 6’ away. 

We had a chat whilst she was getting ready for about 5 mins before she said you can come in if you want whilst I’m getting ready, so put my coat on the door hook and money on the table along with my phone and car keys then joined her in the bedroom.

I didn’t get a proper look at her when first walked in she was rushing round, now I’m in the bedroom looking at her I was a little disappointed.  :(  No makeup or any effort to her presentation she looked like someone I had just picked at random off the street.  She looked her age if not a little older, she says size 12, I’m shocking at guessing sizes but she is bigger than her pics in free gallery which I think are old and flattering, and at 5’4” doesn’t help.

I’m stood there thinking shall I make an excuse to go back to the car and fuck off but I just didn’t have the heart,  :( she was really nice to talk to, pleasant, confident and bubbly a really nice lady.

She now has some matching lingerie on and stockings, I love that look but this is doing absolutely fuck all for me.  I’m stood in front of her and she begins to undo my trousers and I’m taking my shirt off, eventually I’m undressed and on the bed to her right side and she jumps up and says I prefer to be on the other side, she did this several times.

She’s still talking a lot so I leaned forward to kiss her to shut her up, DFK but not the best, it was slightly awkward, didn’t really enjoy her style of kissing it was slightly erratic, there was nothing sensual or passionate about it as she describes in her profile.  She said at one point something about having a red top lip making a comment about my beard.  Now my beard is slightly over grown stubble if you know what I mean, everyone seems to have one, I keep it short and trimmed so its soft to the touch not bristly, never had anyone mention this before or complain.  :unknown:  If she had kissed in a proper manner then she wouldn’t have had any concern to have a red top lip by the end of the meet.   :rolleyes:  Anyway, this style of kissing was to be the same throughout our meet, plentiful but not that great.  :thumbsdown:

Now the bra comes off and she has massive tits, all natural and as she takes the bra off and turns to face me, she says “are to a breast man” and I said “no” and stopped myself from saying “no I’m a leg man” as she has two tree trunks for legs,  :D  I think I should have said yes just to please her as she looked a little disappointed and an awkward smile, I then said very quickly, “but I do like the look of them” and grabbed an arm fully, and that was just one of them!   :D

She laid down and we continued to kiss and grope each other.  I put my hand on her pussy and rubbed it for a minute or so before she then sat up and removed her pants and laid back down.  Continued to play and rub her clip which was slightly moist but became increasingly more so as I gently rubbed it.  :P

She then broke away from the kissing and said, lick my pussy, I like this bit of a meet so who was I to refuse.  :P  I brings my hand from her pussy up and rub her breasts before I down on her and as I did there was a slight smell of urine/not fresh.  :scare:  I was kissing her and rubbing her nipples with the same hand and could smell the odour, so she must have been able to smell it too.  :unknown:  :vomit:

I’m now thinking it’s not that strong of an odour and convinced myself to go down and give her oral.  As I went down and started to lick, the taste was neutral and the smell very slight and not so off putting, I thought thank fuck for that.  :)  Gave her oral for quite a few minutes, she kept saying “oh that’s good” and she came to an almighty orgasm, her face was red and she went all ridged and pulled me off.

The rest of the meet was she gave me a very good BJ balls and all and had to stop her as I was about to blow my load.  She rubbered me up poured a load of lube on saying you won’t need it but the durex can be quite dry, what  :wacko:  Then asked how I wanted her so I said “you on top” and gave her a work out to the point she couldn’t manage anymore  and asked if I wanted her to be in doggy or me on top and I chose mish.

I was in mish for quite a while and I was struggling it just wasn’t going to happen and I climbed off and she leaned forward and took the rubber off saying they don’t help do they.  I then asked her to finish me off by hand as CIM wasn’t on her likes.  We laid there DFK, sort of, and she wanked away, it was fast and quite harsh and had to tell her to slow down and be a little gentler, she did this earlier it was quite rough.  :cry:

The inevitable happened and I blew my load all over me and her and she jumped up and went to get some kitchen towel saying it cleans up better, but she jumped up too soon as I was still shooting my load when she stopped so I finished it whilst she went to the kitchen FFS   :dash:

We laid there for a few minutes talking and I looked at my watch and made my excuses to get dressed and leave right on the hour of 11am, so a little time under my hour as we started late by about 15 mins.

Conclusion:   

Really nice lady, nice to talk to and eager to please.

Downside and the reason for my NEUTRAL

Bigger than profile suggests, slightly older looking than profile states but I could be wrong, not gone to any effort in presentation, slight odour in the pussy department.  Just not for me and can’t think for the life in me what attracted me to her, my preferred size is a 6-8 or 10 max.  At £160 too expensive not GVFM even if she says in herself in her own profile

This is the second one I’ve paid out £160 for someone that’s got no reviews on here, I said after the last one that I will not do it again, pay £160 for someone with no reviews but I’ve gone and fucking done it again.   I fucking swear if I do it again, I’ll cut my own fucking dick off myself LOL

Would I see her again.......  :rolleyes: Naaah

YMMV and she might just be up your street and she will for someone but not me.  :hi:

Offline Tongue in Cheeks

Amber Milf was one of my very first punts and some of the things you say were evident on my booking.

She was quite pleasant and she dressed as I had asked.

As it was only 30 mins it did feel rushed and I just got the feeling she wanted to fuck me more than I did her. No sooner had she cum whilst on top she might as well have said ok times up.

There was a bit of foreplay but not lots. She looked good in her stockings and suspenders but this was over 3 years ago.

As you say she was rushing to get to the venue and called me a couple of times to tell me she was running late. The room was very cold and it didn’t get much warmer either.

Did think about another visit but never did.

Overall ok but as I said very early in my punting life.

« Last Edit: January 12, 2021, 04:59:10 pm by Tongue in Cheeks »

Offline Yorkyboy

Bit of a shame really, I've been thinking of paying her a visit for a while but always struggled with the hourly rate, I did keep telling myself the pictures of her in the lingerie are right up my street so would maybe justify the spend, but I think I'll give her a miss now though sadly.

Offline secretjones

Pushing it at £160 for the hour given her faffing about

Offline stevedave

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Can't lie, TL;DR.

Is her age anywhere near accurate?


Offline Tongue in Cheeks

I thought she was a bit older than her suggested age on her profile. She does look quite good on the profile but I am a big fan of stockings and suspenders so may be a bit biased.

Offline viper13

Can't lie, TL;DR.

Is her age anywhere near accurate?

Says 44 on her profile, at a guess I'd say she was late 40s but like I said I could be wrong, might be that she looks like she's been round the block a few times.  :unknown:

Can't lie, TL;DR.  -    sorry SD you lost me  :unknown: or is it me  :wacko:   :D

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I thought she was a bit older than her suggested age on her profile. She does look quite good on the profile but I am a big fan of stockings and suspenders so may be a bit biased.

Like I said in my review:

She now has some matching lingerie on and stockings, I love that look but this is doing absolutely fuck all for me.

Profile photos are not recent they have been there as long as I can remember and they are flattering as I said at the end of my review

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Says 44 on her profile, at a guess I'd say she was late 40s but like I said I could be wrong, might be that she looks like she's been round the block a few times.  :unknown:

Can't lie, TL;DR.  -    sorry SD you lost me  :unknown: or is it me  :wacko:   :D

TL;DR = Too Long; Didn't Read  :hi:

I did scan through it, but couldn't see any mention of age specifically, but not to worry.

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TL;DR = Too Long; Didn't Read  :hi:

I did scan through it, but couldn't see any mention of age specifically, but not to worry.

Yea it was a bit, I do tend to put a lot of detail, some is useful to some and not others  :lol:

Thanks for the clarification, I'll remember that one you might use it again on one of my reviews  :lol: :lol:  :hi:

Offline Thelatitude0

Like Steve D - I stopped reading after the point the line you were dissapointed.  For £160 - I would have leaved.

But again is your story and your judgement.

Well done for sharing all the details with us.

At least we are creating data  :lol:

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Yea it was a bit, I do tend to put a lot of detail, some is useful to some and not others  :lol:

Thanks for the clarification, I'll remember that one you might use it again on one of my reviews  :lol: :lol:  :hi:

Your review pal, don't worry about me. Sometimes I just can't be arsed to read all the way through a post  :lol:

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Your review pal, don't worry about me. Sometimes I just can't be arsed to read all the way through a post  :lol:

I'm the same with some reviews if there long and don't read them thoroughly, just scan through like you said you did.

I don't read through all that shit I put when I've written it, only because I know what happens and I know the ending  :lol:

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