When : Just before Xmas 2020
Where : PDM 410 (Stretford)
How much : £30 + £20
External Link/Members OnlyPaid a visit here on a whim while driving back from Trafford Park before Xmas. I pulled up in one of the free car parking spaces in front of the shops and called the number on the website as the GT number wasn't connecting and was happily told that yes they were open and yes there was a masseuse free at the moment.
Needing no further invitation I marched up to the front door (it's very, very public and there's enough passing traffic for the shops on the rest of the parade to put you right off, unless you're anonymised by wearing a face mask and a bobble hat as I was) and rung the bell.
A pretty plain looking Oriental woman huddled up in a thick coat answered the door with a face mask on and ushered me inside into the reception area. First impressions...not good. Place looks tired, smelled strongly of fags and was absolutely fucking baltic. However there was hand gel, which I availed myself of liberally. Hey ho, I'm here now, may as well crack on I thought.
Into the massage room itself and start stripping off, agree on £25 for 30 mins massage (too f'ing cold to entertain lying down for an hour) and lie down, naked and legs spread on the massage table - nice surprise, it's heated !
She (didn't catch her name) starts massaging my back and doing a decent job, so I ask how much to extend to an hour; it's only £5 more so I agree to it and settle back down. 15 mins later she's still massaging the same small spot in the middle of my back and the heated massage table isn't quite as heated as I thought it was and I'm starting to feel a bit chilly. After a while she starts moving down to my glutes and, having read the previous reviews of this place, thought right this is where it'll start to get good; CC's, reach-unders, etc, etc.
Except that didn't happen. Not even a little 'accidental' brush of the beans and frank. Not one CC swipe, not even a little gentle tickle of the small of my back. Just a very, very vanilla straightforward massage, with an awful lot of repetition on my upper back and shoulders.
Eventually I'm asked to flip over and, between the complete lack of effort on her part to provide anything even slightly arousing and the cold massage room, the old fella was definitely not showing off.
There then followed again a pretty straight massage. She was fairly relaxed about brushing cock and balls with her hands as she was massaging my thighs, but nothing really to suggest that much was 'on'.
With 15 mins to go she grabbed my cock and asked if I wanted that massaging too for £20. I agreed and asked if she'd do it topless - yes, but for £30. Fuck that, I wasn't that curious, so settled for just the HJ. Decent enough finish, reasonably slow and nice and oily, but nowt special.
As I was relaxing in the afterglow, I asked if she did any more extras and yes, B2B, topless, nude is all available, but not sure about OWO or anything more adventurous.
I wouldn't rush back. At £50 for the hour with HJ finish, it was pretty cheap, but it definitely felt like a cheap service too. I'd prefer to go to someone a bit more expensive and get a better service to be honest.
