External Link/Members Only1 hour £35 arranged by text. Address initially given as a residential one, but it turned out to be above the Ho's Chinese Therapy Shop. I've never been before so didn't know the area but plenty of parking round the back and on Lidl.
Word of caution. The first address given is for an old womans house... Needless to say she wasn't impressed when I knocked on. "you want round the corner (followed by her saying 'dirty bastard' under her breath as she shut the door).
Rang the number to be given a different address (entrance at rear of shop to a flat) back gate and door open.
So the Woman in question, late 30's I'd say. Small Chinese lady. Not unattractive, but bit below average. Friendly enough though.
Stripped off, paperwork sorted for 1 hour and I get on the massage table, room nice and warm, which was just as well because no towel given. Started with the massage, which was more of a rub down. Now I had asked for an hour but within 2 mins the swipes started and within 5 obvious reach unders. Now, It felt great, however this early on I'm thinking where does she go from here?!
So after a teasing 10 minutes I get asked if I wanted any extras. Was offered B2B for £50. I genuinely only had £40 left so said I couldn't. Agreed on a HE and she carried on. Five minutes later she decides that £30 will be enough for B2B so we agreed on that. I was on my front for another 5 minutes tops, teasing etc before the turn over.
Small tits with big bullet nipples. Not a skinny girl, just an average size really. I wouldn't pay for B2B again.
Anyways, body rubbed on me for about 2 minutes before getting to work on the old fella. She has good technique to be fair, but after a few minutes I wasn't finishing. Managed to get OWO for a further tenner, which again was ok. However finished with her using her hands with one finger up the bum so can't really complain.
Wiped down, head massage (she washed her hands thankfully) followed by another rub down before she indicated all finished.
Got dressed paid a further £40 so £75 in total and I was out the door within 45 mins.
PROSNice enough lady
Good technique
Lots of teasing.
I finished
CONSComms (poor old woman who answered the door, obviously not the first to do this)
Massage itself was barely more than a tickle and not a patch on Thai ones I've had previously.
So gave it a Neutral really. Nothing to write home about but did the job. If the massage had been longer (and maybe structured) it may have got a borderline positive, but I think Neutral is fair.
