This week I was in Holborn and fancied a punt. It was one of the days that the tube strike was on so I wasn't easily able to travel elsewhere in London. I took a risk trying out someone/somewhere unreviewed and it didn't pay off.
Searching adultwork for Holborn revealed this group that caught my eye as the price looked reasonable @ £70 for 30 minutes.
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External Link/Members OnlySince there was no number listed I Googled the name of the group, "Angelica's Massage". That showed me this ad which includes a phone number. If you're tempted to call, be cautious - this is a negative review after all.
External Link/Members OnlyI called to ask who was working. The lady on the phone spoke good English and explained to me there were 4 different girls working today and described each one in detail to me. I asked if I could come along and meet them and she said that was no problem. All OK so far and a completely new experience for me - never been able to select the girl in real life before. I was looking forward to it. The receptionist told me that they were based on Endell Road, which is in Covent Garden, not Holborn. The postcode on the AW profile doesn't match the location of the place I went to. Possibly the number listed on the old advert on backpage has been passed on to another group - so I might not have been to "Angelica's Massage" after all.
Endell Road is lined with expensive shops, nice restaurants and bars. It's not the location that I would expect to find a brothel in. The brothel is on the first floor - above a cafe/restaurant. Once inside I was greeted by the lady I spoke to on the phone and she asked me to wait in one of the bedrooms. Each girl came into the room individually to introduce themselves. All of them were friendly and polite. Just for fun I asked each girl where she was from. The only one that I reckon was telling the truth was the English girl. The others were Eastern-European-looking. One of them told me she was Swedish but that's probably just for marketing purposes. After that, the maid came back into the room and asked me which girl I would like. I asked if all of the girls enjoyed kissing. "Yes, they all like to kiss", her reply. I decided I wanted to see the one who was apparently from Sweden since she was the prettiest and the slimmest. I told the maid my choice and said I wanted half an hour. "OK, how much do you want to pay?", she quizzed and then added, "a hundred pounds?". Oh dear this was not a good start. I knocked her down to £70 as I explained this was the price I'd seen advertised.
A few minutes later, my selected girl, "Nicole" walks in. She looked to be in her mid-late twenties, had long brown hair, wearing a short black dress with cut-outs and sexy black heels. She asked me to get undressed and then disappeared for 5 minutes or so. There was no reason for her to do so as the maid had already taken my money away. When Nicole returned I started the session by asking her if she liked to kiss. My way of breaking the ice. "Just a little bit", she says. When I try to kiss her on the lips she turns away, only allowing me to kiss her cheek. "Lie down on the bed", she instructs. I'm then asked whether I want the massage at the start or at the end. I tell her that I'll have the massage at the end, if there's time left.
Covered oral followed which was OK. After a few minutes she asked me what position I wanted sex in. I opted for missionary. I noticed her legs - really nice and shapely with sexy heels still on, she was also nicely turned out - clean with smooth hair and decent make-up. As I started fucking her she made some sexy (fake) noises, pausing once to reapply lube to my cock. She didn't look at me at all. When I tried to kiss her breasts she coiled away and then put her arms in front of them. After 5 minutes of sex, at the most, she says, "spunk in my pussy". I politely tell her that I like to make it last a bit longer and we carry on. Then we change positions to doggie. She's pushing back against my cock fast - most likely to get me to cum. Now she's nagging me again, "cum for me baby". I ask her to lie flat on the bed so I can enter her from behind again but this way I'll be more in control of the pace. I take it slowly and stop when I can feel myself about to cum. "Are you cumming?", she says. "No", my reply. "Are you holding back!", she adds. Damn right I'm holding back. I want to last until the end. Then she goes off on one into a rant at me,
whilst I'm still fucking her! "That's not how this works!". "You pay for 30 minutes, you don't get 30 minutes of sex. You get massage". That's funny, since, the premises I find myself in looks a lot like a brothel to me. Here I am kneeling on a dirty towel that's probably soiled with the ball-sweat of many other clients who have visited on the same day, there's no massage table in the room, nor massage oils. The girl I'm with entered the room wearing a cheap whoring outfit rather than a massage gown.
Her rant has killed my wood! I lay next to her and ask her to help me out with her hand. Now my objective is just to finish off quickly, cut my losses and get the fuck out of this place. She's wanking me back to hardness. I ask her to ride on top which she does very quickly and I cum almost straight away. I've had 10-15 minutes of sex. She offers me a massage but I explain politely that I just want to leave as we've not exactly gotten along very well.
On the way out I'm tempted to ask to speak to the maid but chicken out! I'm always concerned about the over-zealous "security" that such places might employ so I just leave. I actually phoned the maid an hour or so after I left, to complain. She talked loudly on the phone, repeating what I was saying to her, as if she was using it as a lesson to the other girls who were no doubt still hanging around the kitchen of the flat and within earshot. She was very apologetic to me but said she couldn't do anything about it since I had already left. Fair enough, just wanted to get it off my chest.
In summary, it wasn't a good experience but I only punted one of the four girls there, so who knows perhaps one or two of the others are worth seeing.
