Author Topic: Palomaxx- Birmingham - Barbie n The Custard Factory  (Read 5248 times)


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Offline TheSploshHER

Barbie n The Custard Factory   :diablo:

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There's a few vices I tend to indulge in from time to time. My fetish for Sploshing/WAM/Foodsex being one of them. 

Been punting a while now and you won't believe some of the WGs that have been up for this - I've been lucky enough to get a few very well known girls very messy but this is the first time putting pen to paper so here goes..

So I'd seen Paloma several times by now and her prowess in bed has been well documented. For me she's one of the hottest on AW. She's fiesty, alluring, FAF and always aims to please. 
I'd enquired about my Foodsex fetish to her and although it wasn't on her likes list asked if she'd be up for it.

She was a little apprehensive at first as she was worried about the mess but I showed her a few pics from previous punts and explained how I'd set up the room and help clean up afterwards. She was warming to the idea and said she'd want a 2 hour booking for it plus £50 so £350 in total.

Few days before Christmas I msged about the early Xmas treat and she replied straight away saying she looked forward to it so it was on! 
On the day - went n fetched the paraphernalia and ingredients getting all giddy while I thought what I'd do to her with all the cakes, copious litres of custard, raspberry sauce caramel, trifles, jam tarts, sticky toffee pudding.. my gosh she was going to be one sweeeet mess!

Turned up at her place with 2 biiig bags brimful of splosha and her eyes nearly popped out and started laughing... this was really happening!!

Sorted out paperwork. Showered and we began the first half of the meet in the usual manner which in itself was outstanding. Began with dfk, and kissing each other all over, she then lay me back and worked her magic on my stick, lots of variations occasionally spitting on my cock coz she knows I love it, some real deep throat, when feeling the back of her throat I thought oh gosh she could blow out my candle right here but I wanted to save the full load for the main event so I took over. Went down on those luscious lips took a while as she doesn't allow fingers but I really wanted to make her cum first so I persevered, doesn't do elaborate noises which I like she went quiet and juddered, thighs shaking and she got her own back on me first making my tongue messy. 
Licked the icing off and now on to the main event.

As I was going to be introducing her to the food sexperience I told her not to bother with make up, She's pretty enough n would be getting a cakey make over like never before!!To put her mind at ease I told her we'll do as little or as much as she feels comfortable, she can tell me if she didn't want her hair messing up for example or didn't like a swiss roll stuffed in her mouth lol.. Well, I should've known.. Paloma doesn't do things in halves!! She said she'd tell me if she didn't like anything but wanted me to just go for it and have fun, she asked me not to get it on her pussy if poss as didn't wanna risk damaging the rubber which was fair enough. 

Started smearing the sweet stuff all over her slender bod, pouring caramel on her tits. Licking off and reapplying jam tarts on her juicy thighs and stuffing cakes in her mouth. Dripping the Custard on her neck, her back and rubbing it on to her taut gym abs and perky tits I couldnt help but take a bite that peachy bum then buried my face, bobbing into that chocolate apple-bum.
She was now immersed in custard clunge, laughing and saying how she found it really naughty and was really enjoying it then she started dipping her hand into the trifle and smashing it onto her ass and smearing it around her neck. My juices were really flowing so asked her to do her usual trick applying the cum catcher with her mouth. 

I'd told her the pièce de résistance was dunking her head into the tub of custard while I mount her from behind she assumed the position and said she was ready. She allowed me to grab her hair and dunk her head into the Custard. I jammed into her tart, The Custard was cold but her pussy wet warm n tight. I was pummelling her as she came up for air and gave me that look of fuck me with her eyes. I obliged could feel her Gspot and was ready to cum but instead turned around her into mish and thought ahh fuck it let's both get messy, pied her in the face with cream on pancakes, covered her in custard and sticky toff on her breasts, fingers in her mouth and fucked her in mish. Passionate kissing of the ear and jawline after a bit of heavy breathing from the both of us (altho maybe she had cake up her nostrils lol) I exploded, my walnut mixture filling the sack. We kissed a little more and then laughed at what we'd both just experienced. Wow she was incredible! It all went better than I'd hoped, I mean she really got into it fairplay to her.

We got up and I allowed her to go in the shower first. I cleaned myself off with a clean towel n proceeded to clean up the mess. Then jumped in the shower and by the time I got out it was all cleared up like it'd never happened! I left past my time but Paloma was really chilled and at no point did I feel she was clock watching which I did thank her for.

Amazing messy time spent with this firecracker.. She loved it so much that we've since done it aaalllll over again!! (At the start of the year before lockdown) This time she had make up on looking like a snack and a half and the experience was messier and more passionate than the first time she took the lead and I trickled my name on her with raspberry sauce - with pictures for my viewing only this time!! 

As a Nod to the Daddy of review writers (MutinyintheCounty)  :hi: - Got back to my car and put on Rihanna - Birthday cake.... But it's not even my Birthday!  :D

Hope you've ran out of popcorn reading this one!  :)

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Offline Wood2017

It's a review like no other i've read before but i can't say it doesn't sound like a lot of fun :D

Thanks for sharing the experience with us  :thumbsup:

Offline zid

Amazing review. Never tried sploshing before. May have to add it to the bucket list.

Offline TheSploshHER

It's a review like no other i've read before but i can't say it doesn't sound like a lot of fun :D

Thanks for sharing the experience with us  :thumbsup:

Thanks for your kind words buddy, Was a bit nervous about what reaction I'd get writing all this so much appreciated!  :hi:

Offline alabama1

Haha nice one mate. Thanks for putting a smile on my face. I may have to revisit as I just found a couple of Aldi mince pies  and some brandy  sauce in the fridge. Glad you enjoyed, and credit also to Paloma  for getting in the spirit and giving it a go.  :thumbsup:

Offline TheSploshHER

Haha nice one mate. Thanks for putting a smile on my face. I may have to revisit as I just found a couple of Aldi mince pies  and some brandy  sauce in the fridge. Glad you enjoyed, and credit also to Paloma  for getting in the spirit and giving it a go.  :thumbsup:

Haha, dont get caught like American pie!

I've seen other girls and they're up for it but the minute you start.. Oooh not the hair please.. Oh no thats too cold, nothing in my mouth.. 

So Yes, definitely, credit where it's due she literally dived in head first and immersed herself into the world of sploshing!  :thumbsup:

Offline Wood2017

Thanks for your kind words buddy, Was a bit nervous about what reaction I'd get writing all this so much appreciated!  :hi:

Appreciate you sharing the experience mate, it's a brilliant review  :thumbsup:

As others have said too.. Credit to Paloma for diving head first into the booking experience & the custard  :D

I look forward to hopefully reading more of your confectionery exploits & seeing which other girls were game for some pie play :D 

Offline Brumish

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Thanks for sharing buddy  :thumbsup:
She did mention this a few weeks ago.
From the pics, it does seem like she has put on a bit of weight, not blaming your carb induced exploits though  :D
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Offline Bhamguy

Great review lol bit messy but what ever floats your boat I suppose but glad u had a great punt and enjoyed it looks a lovely woman cheers for review

Offline The Owl

I'm not in to sploshing, but reading about her attitude to doing the job turned me on. I need to add her to my HL and enjoying fucking her once I feel safe enough to punt again. Cheers for the review OP, very entertaining.

Offline pbrown355

Saw Paloma recently and reviewed. My review was a lot shorter and cleaner than yours. Intend to go back at some point but will still be doing my usual "boring" vanilla punt. Glad it was fun for you two though and credit to Paloma for getting stuck in.
Thanks for the review.

Offline alabama1

Not much chance of you keeping your identity a secret from wg's on here is there.  :D :thumbsup:

Offline The Owl

Not much chance of you keeping your identity a secret from wg's on here is there.  :D :thumbsup:

Use a new burner SIM, set up another AW account, sorted.

From the sounds of it OP won't have any aggro from Paloma.

Offline Brumish

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Not much chance of you keeping your identity a secret from wg's on here is there.  :D :thumbsup:

Unless admin gives him an alter-ego one like James999had  :D (I think)
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Offline Moby Dick

 :thumbsup:

Sorry didn’t read it all, made me hungry, so will finish off when I’ve had me custard cream slice - naughty  but nice.

Had a few sessions with whipped cream, chocolate eclairs and i have been known to take a banana to a meeting before, but you Sir are on a higher level.

I need to get meself down to Wickes and get a wateproof groundsheet.

Offline Dock

Now that’s my Kind of Bake Off.....Good Review

Offline TheSploshHER

Not much chance of you keeping your identity a secret from wg's on here is there.  :D :thumbsup:

Yeah I did think.. Well that's my cover blown.. Hope it's worth the sacrifice!  :)

Offline TheSploshHER

Unless admin gives him an alter-ego one like James999had  :D (I think)

Hmm.. No idea who James999 is but alter ego sounds good.. Which admin could I discuss this with?  :dance:

Offline alabama1

Yeah I did think.. Well that's my cover blown.. Hope it's worth the sacrifice!  :)
I was only jesting with you. You sound like a sound chap. You have nothing to fear from any working girl if all your reviews are as honest and amusing as this  :thumbsup:

Offline TheSploshHER

I was only jesting with you. You sound like a sound chap. You have nothing to fear from any working girl if all your reviews are as honest and amusing as this  :thumbsup:

Haha Ta mate..  :hi:

Offline estats

That was a review like no other. Thanks for posting!

Offline TheSploshHER

That was a review like no other. Thanks for posting!

Why thank you sir.. Theres plenty more sploshing reviews from the past year.. But might concentrate on doing a few Toffts while I cool off over this Miss Paloma over here!  :wackogirl:
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Offline Mutinyonthecounty

A great and well written (and very different and original) review my friend. She looks like the kind of girl I could have some fun with !! And many thanks for the name check !!!

Offline Peterrandolphholmes

Sounds like the baking all ended with a soggy bottom

Offline lechef

Great review Getup10 :thumbsup:
Put a smile on my face as I sit here recovering from an operation and has definitely give me some food for thought. :D
Maybe 2021 will be a sploshing good one after all.

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Offline TheSploshHER

Great review Getup10 :thumbsup:
Put a smile on my face as I sit here recovering from an operation and has definitely give me some food for thought. :D
Maybe 2021 will be a sploshing good one after all.

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Haha you're very welcome!
Hope to be putting a few more of these up again soon..
Wishing u a swift recovery mate  :thumbsup:

Offline TheSploshHER

A great and well written (and very different and original) review my friend. She looks like the kind of girl I could have some fun with !! And many thanks for the name check !!!

Wow! Absolutely honoured to have a reply from you mate.
For anyone not familiar with Mutiny.. His reviews are like the holy grail of excellent review writing!

Yes you should definitely check Paloma out your review on her would be out of this worrrld!!  :hi: :hi: