External Link/Members OnlyCaveat My second review and this is going to be unashamedly positive and relates to my first visit to the place. For balance you should know I would usually prefer more petite women than Maria but in this case, service more than made up for it.
Comms Easy booking day before for morning meet next day. Didn’t request anyone in particular initially as think no girls who would survive long there if they were not up to scratch. However, now I have had Maria I request her without fail. Was asked to call back to confirm on the day but after a bit of discussion agreed unecessary. YMMV!
Location Meh. Not good, not bad. Fine. On a busy road with lots of cars and residential houses opposite. Residents have probably clocked there’s a lot of blokes going in a spa that don’t look like they’re getting a facial or pedi. The front door is always locked on arrival but if you give it a push to announce arrival the boss lady (who sits right next to it always it seems) opens it in 3.5 seconds flat and you’re in. Currently, you need to wear a mask before going in.
Parking available on a side road nearby (free) - 5 min walk - or limited parking might be available closer by way of P&D. Short walk to South Woodford tube.
Venue Super. Clean, invested in, multiple rooms (I always get escorted upstairs), luxury silky sheets on proper massage table, dimmable lights, spacious, music systems in each room.
Excellent shower room accessed by landing but if I am being picky I would prefer it to be in the room. No real issue though as girls co-ordinate access to the shower to ensure clientele don’t encounter each other. A few visits here and never seen another gent but have faintly heard one or two going into next door rooms.
CCTV inside on landing for those that worry about such things.
Preliminaries As a first timer I was asked to take a seat in the foyer and fill out a form with name and address and phone number - can’t remember now but it might also have requested profession. Carefully and diligently filled that in
then was shown upstairs by boss lady and asked what type of massage I wanted and for how long. I was coy and a newbie so said 1 hour but enquired what types there were.
She said Lomi Lomi for the hour was relaxing but I might only be covered by a very small towel or possibly no towel (I can’t quite recall!) but the other types of massages - that were cheaper - were draped massages with big towels. Hmm tough choice even though unsurprisingly Lomi Lomi was most expensive. I think £90 agreed and cash handed over. Looking on website it is advertised at £80. Might have been £80 then but not entirely sure.
NB. On my next visit to the place Maria, rather than the boss, showed me to the room - no form filling etc. as presume I passed the audition and my number saved in bosses phone! 1 hour B2B offered for £120 which is worthy of its own review.
After cash handed over I was offered shower which I accepted and was asked to return to room after shower and lie face down on proper massage table. On coming back to the room there was no boss lady or other girl but there was a largish towel. I popped it over me as felt like the right thing to do and pointed south in anticipation and hope.
Maria Maybe 2 mins after lying there Maria enters. She has a cheery demeanour initially and says hello but it quickly became clear to me her English is not good enough for easy conversation (fine by me - I was there for pampering not a chat).
Maria was dressed in a smart professional spa type uniform and leggings which does not get removed. Being honest I was not bowled over by looks even though she has a cute face IMO - like I said my preference is usually younger wnd a bit more petite.
I would guess late 20s early 30s and 5ft 5? Hard to know when you’re lying down! Dark hair and eyes, darkish skin, size 10/12 maybe with what looked like a peachy ass and some delightfully present boobs (but not huge). This is subjective but DocJohnson rating of 7.5/8 for both body and face. There’s definitely a cuteness to her and I have been lucky enough to catch a cheeky glint from her eyes which turns me on.
Service Oh yes. Maria repositioned the towel on me so it came squarely above my backside and fully covering my legs. I was momentarily disappointed but then after some lovely relaxing touches including a mini scalp massage for a couple of minutes she Removed the towel in a wonderful way by slowly pulling it completely off me from the feet end of the table. Was not really expecting that given the way the session started and with the uniform etc. Anyway, it was a joyous moment that will live long in my memory!
What followed was a very sensual but professional and focused FBSM experience. Maria has clearly been trained and honed her craft very well. She found a knot I didn’t know I had and spent a little extra time sorting that out. Maria focuses incredibly hard on what she is doing and uses long slow sensual strokes and sufficient pressure, the likes I have never had before or since.
Buttock massage and intentional cock and ball brushing was present from an early stage - the pacing was perfect. I can’t quite recall timings but after half way point I was asked to turnover. I think Maria simply proceeded to work the front in the same way with gradually more attention to my member. From what I recall there was no question asked as to whether I wanted a HE - it was apparent I was just going to get it and she knew from my body language, and unpreventable low moans, that I wanted it. A very well executed HE occurred. I was happy indeed. I don’t know if me touching her would have been permitted and I did not attempt it. Maria remained fully clothed throughout.
A little post HE massage proceeded after the cleanup but TBH at that point I think I really needed another shower to bring me back down to earth so made the first move for that and thanking Maria profusely for the experience. I wasn’t sure whether I should tip, offer more cash etc for the HE but it became apparent that no further funds needed to be given (so the £80 or £90 was inclusive) when Maria was no longer present in the room after the shower and no-one asked me for more funds downstairs after I got dressed and ambled down still in a bit of a daze.
I found Maria waiting to say goodbye (with a few other women all in uniform who I think are intentionally shown to you on the way out to entice returns). The boss asked me how it was and I gave a big smile and sincere “perfect”. Offered a sweet and some hand-gel on the way out the door - left a very happy man.
Would I repeat? Of course. Have done, a few times. Will go again when open after lockdown. Overall experience: a solid 9/10.
