Author Topic: Mrsnortheast- South Shields  (Read 3141 times)


4 review(s) for Mrsnortheast (1 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline MasterBatesAgain

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Location - South Shields

Price - £80 for 30 mins

Comms - Ok. Called and meet arranged for a couple of hours later.

Meet - Happened after last lockdown.

I was working in South Shields and decided a lunch time fuck would be nice. Quick check on AW and MrsNorthEast was available. Called and time arranged. Street off the famous curry street in South Shields. Pulled up into street and immediately confronted with 2 police vans and a police car , looking like  they were raiding a house.  Was a bit dubious about leaving the work van in the street after seeing this,  but decided there presence  alone would deter any incidents with the van. Buzzed flat and was let in.  Her flat is one of a few inside the run down building. Knocked and let in. First impressions of MrsNE was what have I done! Instant smell of cigarettes and weed in the basic flat. But the old red shag mist had descended and the balls needed emptying. MrsNE is not attractive at all. Her pics are very very flattering. I actually found her quite ugly.  She’s a big girl , Amazonian , over 6ft I would say in heels , wearing high heels and a very short skirt. I would say a size 14 but I am shite with sizes, but would say she’s 15stone +. She’s not fat but big. Heavy legs , big arse but all firm. Smallish tits compared to the rest of her. Built like a rugby second rower. Quick chat and into a bedroom off the main room. Everything very vanilla. No FK, but I could smell drink on, so probably for the best. She laid back and let me make all the moves. Sucking tits. Oral on her.  I think she would have just lay there for 30 mins, me giving her oral had I not stopped. Suggested she suck my cock which she did which was ok. Then I suggested we fuck. Condom on, missionary , doggie and legs over shoulders. Again me having to initiate everything.  Filled the bag and then that instant realisation a tactical wank would have been better and cheaper.  We did chat a bit afterwards and to be fair she’s a nice lass. Mentioned she’s Dutch which explains her height.  But I didn’t really like any of the meet, found it disappointing and won’t be returning.

Offline Senna

Lads like you should definitely spend more time on this site, Jesus £80 for a half hour of ball emptying.
Never mind it's happened to us all  :dance:

Offline Sar-Major

Cheers for the review MBA.     :drinks:     Shame you hadn't read my review of her below from 15 months ago.    :thumbsup:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=227530.0

If she had some of her profile photos up at the time I probably wouldn't have booked her.  :vomit:

She seems to have lost some "Poundage" if she's a size 14 now...............  :scare:      :sarcastic:

 :hi: :hi:
Banned reason: Fantasy reviews. Using UKP name to push boundaries and attempt bareback & stalker
Banned by: daviemac

Offline MME

Thanks for the review, that sounds horrendous  :D

I'd love to be a bit critical, HOWEVER
1 - I've done the exact same loads of times, that damn testicle mist is terrible
2 - I got a bit of a laugh out of this review, nice to see a fellow punter suffering once in a while - it helps keep us all grounded..!

Hopefully your next punt will be better - onwards and upwards.!

Offline williambream

She seems to have lost the plot since Mr Northeast left. She is (was) always on a famous swinging site being picky anot her meets when you look at her and think how that can be possible.

Offline MME

She seems to have lost the plot since Mr Northeast left. She is (was) always on a famous swinging site being picky anot her meets when you look at her and think how that can be possible.

I see a lot of that in that site. Munters who are a solid 2/10 behaving like divas. They still get queues of daft twats fucking them though.

Offline CELICA GT

ANOTHER £80 JOB  NO THANKS  :thumbsdown:
Thanks for the heads up tho...

Offline FLYING BLUE

ANOTHER £80 JOB  NO THANKS  :thumbsdown:
Thanks for the heads up tho...

Plus 1

Offline johnr1

 +2 and even if she gave me £80 I would run a mile  :(

Offline Heelflip21

Thanks for the review was looking at her after this lockdown.

Offline Sar-Major

Well I know that I for one wouldn't give her a second chance, or a re-visit with her attitude.  :dash: :dash: :dash:

 :hi: :hi:
Banned reason: Fantasy reviews. Using UKP name to push boundaries and attempt bareback & stalker
Banned by: daviemac

Offline marbella punts rule

would say she’s 15stone +. She’s not fat but big. Heavy legs , big arse but all firm. Smallish tits compared to the rest of her. Built like a rugby second rower.

She sounds like a canny bloke  :D