Mei - Black Label - outcall to C London hotel - Chinese escort, £750 mistake!

[Smartcookie]

Hi guys,

I'm a new member. I visit very high end escorts once every few months (£750/hour all the way to £2500/hour). I prefer quality over quantity to be honest but I thought I should start with one of my recent negative experiences so people can avoid my mistake.

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Price:

£750/hour

Comms:

Booked her via Whatsapp with the agency. Quick and easy!

Location:

Outcall to my 5 star hotel in central London.

Girl:


On the website it says she is British/Chinese and the agent confirmed she speaks english as a native. She doesn't. She speaks good English but not as a native and she is Malaysian/Chinese.

Meet:


OWO, Sex with condom, I'm a vanilla guy!

She left 15 mins early and arrived 5 mins late.

She was attractive but her ass smelled really bad.


Overall:


I don't like to be mislead so I will not book with this agency again. She was not worth £750/hour.

[xyfek]

Sounds like a waste of money, but each to their own

You know you could have an overnight (maybe even two) for this much, right?
Or 4/5 sessions with young, cute, and willing SPs, like Yumiko or Grace?

[peter jb]

Or try Tracy or Anna at Olinas escorts. Both oriental and better looking than agency pictures . Both elegant to look at home in 5 star hotel @£140/hour.

[Fully Sated]

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[Smartcookie]

Sounds like a waste of money, but each to their own

You know you could have an overnight (maybe even two) for this much, right?
Or 4/5 sessions with young, cute, and willing SPs, like Yumiko or Grace?

I started with one of the worst experiences I have ever had. I like a fact that a higher end escorts don't get booked as much (maybe twice a month max?) and I've had some amazing experiences with some expensive ones that I doubt I can have with a £150 escort.I admit Mei was a big mistake!

[Fully Sated]

Thanks for your warning/review Smart Cookie, sorry it did not work out. What did Mei actually smell of 'BO', or something else? Are the photos that I posted representative?

It would be good to read reviews about some of the 'amazing experiences' that you have had, if they ocurred within the last twelve months.

...I've had some amazing experiences with some expensive ones that I doubt I can have with a £150 escort.I admit Mei was a big mistake!

[xyfek]

I started with one of the worst experiences I have ever had. I like a fact that a higher end escorts don't get booked as much (maybe twice a month max?) and I've had some amazing experiences with some expensive ones that I doubt I can have with a £150 escort.I admit Mei was a big mistake!

Preferring girls who presumably see only a few clients is a legitimate reason for paying a premium, but in my experience there's often very little correlation between price and quality of service.

I'm happy to be proven wrong, so I look forward to reading about these amazing experiences you speak of.

[Jerk Chicken]

Thanks for the review @Smartcookie and welcome to UKP.

With niceties over I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt on this one.

Frankly this reads like a hatchet job and I am surprised that a WG charging premium dosh arrives late, leaves early and smells knowing there are so many review forums out there where online marketing is key to hooking in punters at this price-point.

My sixth sense (punting) tells me something went drastically wrong in the meet (your review is void of any real detail of the punt) and so a reputational damage exercise has now commenced.

Like others have said we look forward to your other reviews in due course so we can better assess if this is indeed a revenge review.

[Colston36]

The assumption  that those who charge a lot have very few sessions is dubious, to say the least.

[Smartcookie]

Thanks for the review @Smartcookie and welcome to UKP.

With niceties over I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt on this one.

Frankly this reads like a hatchet job and I am surprised that a WG charging premium dosh arrives late, leaves early and smells knowing there are so many review forums out there where online marketing is key to hooking in punters at this price-point.

My sixth sense (punting) tells me something went drastically wrong in the meet (your review is void of any real detail of the punt) and so a reputational damage exercise has now commenced.

Like others have said we look forward to your other reviews in due course so we can better assess if this is indeed a revenge review.

Thanks Jerk Chicken.

I've had a few high end girls leaving early. Price doesn't equal quality.

My review was light as I really don't like spending a long time writing reviews, I like it short and sweet!

She is not Chinese and does not she speaks english as a native. You can book her for yourself and cancel the meeting once she arrives if you don't believe me? She is very attractive but the agency misleads. Regarding the smell; smell was really bad! I can not prove it to you but I'll be writing more reviews shortly and you can decide for yourself! 

[SamOmar]

Thanks Jerk Chicken.

I've had a few high end girls leaving early. Price doesn't equal quality.

My review was light as I really don't like spending a long time writing reviews, I like it short and sweet!

She is not Chinese and does not she speaks english as a native. You can book her for yourself and cancel the meeting once she arrives if you don't believe me? She is very attractive but the agency misleads. Regarding the smell; smell was really bad! I can not prove it to you but I'll be writing more reviews shortly and you can decide for yourself! 

Can I ask why you would want to book a Chinese lady who you deem attractive but face concealed and quite frankly she could come out of the nearest brothel to an outcall i.e charging 140 at the brothel and taking 750 from you? Did you offer her a shower in the hotel? There is so much of this booking / review that does not add up. 

[Kriss_De_Valnor_]

She was not worth £750/hour.

No prostitute is worth £750/hour in my book.

[SamOmar]

No prostitute is worth £750/hour in my book.

Before the Financial crisis of 2008 there were many so called high end agencies that charged between 500 - 1000 pounds an hour, Many closed down because many businessmen seemed to finance it though expense accounts.

Escorts can be worth that money if there is a selling point, but cropped bad quality images for 750 seems like a joke.

[tobyk1]

Thanks for the review @Smartcookie and welcome to UKP.

With niceties over I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt on this one.

Frankly this reads like a hatchet job and I am surprised that a WG charging premium dosh arrives late, leaves early and smells knowing there are so many review forums out there where online marketing is key to hooking in punters at this price-point.

My sixth sense (punting) tells me something went drastically wrong in the meet (your review is void of any real detail of the punt) and so a reputational damage exercise has now commenced.

Like others have said we look forward to your other reviews in due course so we can better assess if this is indeed a revenge review.

Haha, my man! ✅

[Smartcookie]

Can I ask why you would want to book a Chinese lady who you deem attractive but face concealed and quite frankly she could come out of the nearest brothel to an outcall i.e charging 140 at the brothel and taking 750 from you? Did you offer her a shower in the hotel? There is so much of this booking / review that does not add up.

She is not a £140 lady. She is very attractive young girl! I gave her negative because she came late, she left early and she smelled! Most high end agencies send selfies over Whatsapp or have them on member's area, not on their website. This is my honest my review and people can decide for themselves! I'm sure if i had given her positive review, everyone would have complained as well as I'm a new member!

[SamOmar]

She is not a £140 lady. She is very attractive young girl! I gave her negative because she came late, she left early and she smelled! Most high end agencies send selfies over Whatsapp or have them on member's area, not on their website. This is my honest my review and people can decide for themselves! I'm sure if i had given her positive review, everyone would have complained as well as I'm a new member!

No one is complaining because you are a new member, the circumstances and the review are just a bit smelly

[bst]

Yikes. Commiserations OP. Her and the agency laughed straight to the bank.

No prostitute is worth £750/hour in my book.

My brain may be a bit faulty but I am happy to pay this for pornstars. NOT every day WGs though.

Have spent 4 figs an hour on pornstars before. The most expensive on UK soil being Aletta Ocean for 1000 at the time I think. Now she is even more expensive 
I don't regret paying!

[Jerk Chicken]

OP just to clarify because we want you to contribute and bring new intel to the forum.

If you follow this forum you will be aware there has been a fake reviews by disgruntled punters as well as staunch defence of low life WGs by forum members aka WK. Both these evils are the same.

Totally understand you want to keep your review basic but it just leads to more questions ... two  spring to mind is a) have you used this agency before and b) as another poster said basic pics bordering shit/photoshop, nothing else to go on so what possessed you to part with your 750 queensheads not as if the profile screams WOW???

[Smartcookie]

OP just to clarify because we want you to contribute and bring new intel to the forum.

If you follow this forum you will be aware there has been a fake reviews by disgruntled punters as well as staunch defence of low life WGs by forum members aka WK. Both these evils are the same.

Totally understand you want to keep your review basic but it just leads to more questions ... two  spring to mind is a) have you used this agency before and b) as another poster said basic pics bordering shit/photoshop, nothing else to go on so what possessed you to part with your 750 queensheads not as if the profile screams WOW???

I understand.

a) I had not used this agency before! I'm a risk taker, If I like a girl, I book her!

b) Agency told me she was British/Chinese, that lead me to book her. She is NOT!! There are very very few British/Chinese escorts out there and that's why I booked her!

[Jerk Chicken]

I understand.

a) I had not used this agency before! I'm a risk taker, If I like a girl, I book her!

b) Agency told me she was British/Chinese, that lead me to book her. She is NOT!! There are very very few British/Chinese escorts out there and that's why I booked her!

Fair enough.

[rebelscum]

She is not a £140 lady. She is very attractive young girl! I gave her negative because she came late, she left early and she smelled! Most high end agencies send selfies over Whatsapp or have them on member's area, not on their website. This is my honest my review and people can decide for themselves! I'm sure if i had given her positive review, everyone would have complained as well as I'm a new member!

She wasn't a £750 lady either, according to you!   

[Payyourwaymate]

£750....her bum smelled....and you did not call her up on it?

At any price level that is unacceptable but at £750 it's straight up disrespect with a fuck you as the icing. She arrived late and left early aswell, did you complain to the agency? What did they say? Surely the agency at that price level will try to smooth over customer relations, not too many customers out there forking out that amount of cash. Why did she leave early and you did not call her out on the time either?

At low price levels BS behaviour I would expect but still call out, but at that price level it's a different level of disrespect. The principle, you should have been prepared to crash and burn the whole punt regardless on principle alone let alone adding on the fact you paid £750, it sounds like she took you for a mug or there are details missing OP.

[tintin100]

The name Smartcookie says it all for me.

[magnetico]

Surely the agency at that price level will try to smooth over customer relations, not too many customers out there forking out that amount of cash.

Smart cookie, do you get a special treatment from these premium agencies?

They can't just act like Diva etc to keep the high rollers to spend thousands per hour.

[DubCee]

The name Smartcookie says it all for me.

Couldn't agree more!

[Stealthmode]

Thanks Jerk Chicken.

I've had a few high end girls leaving early. Price doesn't equal quality.

If the above quote is true, then you are only paying the premium becuase you ‘believe’ they are only working 1-2 days a month?

I find it very hard to believe that a WG making in excess of £750 per hour (45mins in this case) will turn down work 28 days out of 30.


And no offence (Its great you are contributing) , but if your reviews are to help someone spend £750+ per hour, then they need much more detail. War and peace aside, but more in-depth information for sure.

[Smartcookie]

Smart cookie, do you get a special treatment from these premium agencies?

They can't just act like Diva etc to keep the high rollers to spend thousands per hour.

I have never used Diva but most are very accommodating. They can book you hotels, concierge services, holiday packages, private jets,..... After the first booking, they usually offer you free or sometimes paid membership. You can see the real goodies then. I'm talking Hollywood/Bollywood actresses, TV anchors, Instagram stars with 5 million followers,.... They also ask for your feedback most of the time. As an example, I had a negative experience with a girl, the next day, the girl was removed from the website and I got to have two commission free bookings.

[Smartcookie]

If the above quote is true, then you are only paying the premium becuase you ‘believe’ they are only working 1-2 days a month?

I find it very hard to believe that a WG making in excess of £750 per hour (45mins in this case) will turn down work 28 days out of 30.


And no offence (Its great you are contributing) , but if your reviews are to help someone spend £750+ per hour, then they need much more detail. War and peace aside, but more in-depth information for sure.

Higher end girls feel more exclusive on average, that's all.

I hate writing long reviews, I'm here to contribute as much as I can and help people avoid my mistakes. If anyone has questions, I'm here to help!

[dryanse8]

I have never used Diva but most are very accommodating. They can book you hotels, concierge services, holiday packages, private jets,..... After the first booking, they usually offer you free or sometimes paid membership. You can see the real goodies then. I'm talking Hollywood/Bollywood actresses, TV anchors, Instagram stars with 5 million followers,.... They also ask for your feedback most of the time. As an example, I had a negative experience with a girl, the next day, the girl was removed from the website and I got to have two commission free bookings.

Which agencies are these OP?

[daniladlondon]

Hi guys,

I'm a new member. I visit very high end escorts once every few months (£750/hour all the way to £2500/hour). I prefer quality over quantity to be honest but I thought I should start with one of my recent negative experiences so people can avoid my mistake.

External Link/Members Only

Price:

£750/hour

Comms:

Booked her via Whatsapp with the agency. Quick and easy!

Location:

Outcall to my 5 star hotel in central London.

Girl:


On the website it says she is British/Chinese and the agent confirmed she speaks english as a native. She doesn't. She speaks good English but not as a native and she is Malaysian/Chinese.

Meet:


OWO, Sex with condom, I'm a vanilla guy!

She left 15 mins early and arrived 5 mins late.

She was attractive but her ass smelled really bad.


Overall:


I don't like to be mislead so I will not book with this agency again. She was not worth £750/hour.

£750 a hour and you cant even see her face before booking? You are a brave man.

[Fully Sated]

£750 a hour and you cant even see her face before booking? You are a brave man.

Most high end agencies send selfies over Whatsapp or have them on member's area, not on their website.

I have a 15+ agency contacts on my Whatsapp, When I want to make a booking, I contact them all on Whatsapp. They send me selfies and I choose the best girl I can.

[magnetico]

I have never used Diva but most are very accommodating. They can book you hotels, concierge services, holiday packages, private jets,..... After the first booking, they usually offer you free or sometimes paid membership. You can see the real goodies then. I'm talking Hollywood/Bollywood actresses, TV anchors, Instagram stars with 5 million followers,.... They also ask for your feedback most of the time. As an example, I had a negative experience with a girl, the next day, the girl was removed from the website and I got to have two commission free bookings.

Thanks for the reply, glad you're still having a good time punting (apart this girl).

[Bobwong]

So it appears to be less of an escort agency and more a concierge service but one that offers extra services.

As a comparison, an oriental girl that a lot(including me) raved about a few years ago was Nikkichan. She averaged 2-300 for 90mins if I remember correctly and was at it for the whole time. Looked stunning to me but was only around a short time. Mostly went over time and always had a shower before and after. She definitely spoke with an English accent.

I think your girl was/is Chinese but Malaysian Chinese so ethnically still Chinese. For me, doesn’t look like she’s worth £750 and if you compare to other girls out there, no reason to pay that price for any escort. I assume the high prices are more for the other services this agency can provide rather than just for the girl

[bukowski]

I have never used Diva but most are very accommodating. They can book you hotels, concierge services, holiday packages, private jets,..... After the first booking, they usually offer you free or sometimes paid membership. You can see the real goodies then. I'm talking Hollywood/Bollywood actresses, TV anchors, Instagram stars with 5 million followers,.... They also ask for your feedback most of the time. As an example, I had a negative experience with a girl, the next day, the girl was removed from the website and I got to have two commission free bookings.

i don't know shit about much

but i DO NOT believe any `smart cookie` would need or let an escort agency book a hotel or holiday for them
and why would they want or need them to do it?

and `tv anchors` you can book for sex?
come on man

that would not stay secret for 5 mins

[Fully Sated]

`tv anchors` you can book for sex?
come on man

that would not stay secret for 5 mins

Personally I would never pay £750 per hour to be balls deep inside Hugh Edwards! Perhaps that is just me...

[bst]

I have never used Diva but most are very accommodating. They can book you hotels, concierge services, holiday packages, private jets,..... After the first booking, they usually offer you free or sometimes paid membership. You can see the real goodies then. I'm talking Hollywood/Bollywood actresses, TV anchors, Instagram stars with 5 million followers,.... They also ask for your feedback most of the time. As an example, I had a negative experience with a girl, the next day, the girl was removed from the website and I got to have two commission free bookings.

OP is not bullshitting. I have come across and occassionally used these myself in my time. In the Americas more than Europe. I.e. all jokes aside YES tv "anchors" as OP says. TV personalities in general.
There was one Latin American/Z list/Daily Sport "celebrity" who sold her pussy here for a few years last decade. Never anything on being prossie in press.

There is a whole different game of punting beyond the majority of the style/activity on this site.
Money talks.

[bst]

Sorry my point RE Z lister was she is the TIP of the iceberg.

[hendrix]

OP is not bullshitting. I have come across and occassionally used these myself in my time. In the Americas more than Europe. I.e. all jokes aside YES tv "anchors" as OP says. TV personalities in general.
There was one Latin American/Z list/Daily Sport "celebrity" who sold her pussy here for a few years last decade. Never anything on being prossie in press.

There is a whole different game of punting beyond the majority of the style/activity on this site.
Money talks.

Regardless of the OP's authenticity, that is absolutely true.

[king tarzan]

OP just to clarify because we want you to contribute and bring new intel to the forum.

If you follow this forum you will be aware there has been a fake reviews by disgruntled punters as well as staunch defence of low life WGs by forum members aka WK. Both these evils are the same.

Totally understand you want to keep your review basic but it just leads to more questions ... two  spring to mind is a) have you used this agency before and b) as another poster said basic pics bordering shit/photoshop, nothing else to go on so what possessed you to part with your 750 queensheads not as if the profile screams WOW???

There is a staunch defender Liverpool 👍👍👍
King of white knights

[Payyourwaymate]

I have never used Diva but most are very accommodating. They can book you hotels, concierge services, holiday packages, private jets,..... After the first booking, they usually offer you free or sometimes paid membership. You can see the real goodies then. I'm talking Hollywood/Bollywood actresses, TV anchors, Instagram stars with 5 million followers,.... They also ask for your feedback most of the time. As an example, I had a negative experience with a girl, the next day, the girl was removed from the website and I got to have two commission free bookings.

What sort of level of punting is this? You a millionaire OP? Private jets and concierge services?  Guess you punt in a different world than the rest of us  . What you described sounds like the AMEX centurion service but for punting.

[king tarzan]

What sort of level of punting is this? You a millionaire OP? Private jets and concierge services?  Guess you punt in a different world than the rest of us  . What you described sounds like the AMEX centurion service but for punting.

He could be a mango informant working on behalf of the sexy well spoken bitchy Preeti Patel??

[Payyourwaymate]

He could be a mango informant working on behalf of the sexy well spoken bitchy Preeti Patel??

 

[Smartcookie]

What sort of level of punting is this? You a millionaire OP? Private jets and concierge services?  Guess you punt in a different world than the rest of us  . What you described sounds like the AMEX centurion service but for punting.

I wrote some agencies offer these services as well, I never said I've used them to book a fucking hotel or a private jet!

[Smartcookie]

OP is not bullshitting. I have come across and occassionally used these myself in my time. In the Americas more than Europe. I.e. all jokes aside YES tv "anchors" as OP says. TV personalities in general.
There was one Latin American/Z list/Daily Sport "celebrity" who sold her pussy here for a few years last decade. Never anything on being prossie in press.

There is a whole different game of punting beyond the majority of the style/activity on this site.
Money talks.

Thank you!!!!

Some of these guys think because they have never used any of these agencies before, then I must be fantasising or touting. Where there is a demand, they will always be a supply! I'm a small fish compare to some other players!

[Payyourwaymate]

I wrote some agencies offer these services as well, I never said I've used them to book a fucking hotel or a private jet!

I never said you did OP. I mentioned it because I've never heard of that service before, the only time I've heard of similar services in regards to concierges etc is with AMEX which was why I compared it to that. No need to get angry LOL.

[Smartcookie]

I never said you did OP. I mentioned it because I've never heard of that service before, the only time I've heard of similar services in regards to concierges etc is with AMEX which was why I compared it to that. No need to get angry LOL.

My apologies. I've received so many hate messages today! It's not advisable for someone to book a hotel or a jet through an agency, massive mark ups! 

[Payyourwaymate]

My apologies. I've received so many hate messages today! It's not advisable for someone to book a hotel or a jet through an agency, massive mark ups! 

It's ok. I understand you might be defensive with the criticism you have had on your reviews. Just to be clear I don't have a problem with the amount you have spent on your reviews. Just understand that there are not a lot of members on this site that punt at your price range so there will be curious members (ME) or other members that have views on your activities, especially as your new so people may be a bit skeptical. That's all really. The reviews are appreciated, certainly opened my eyes to be honest. I never heard of Elite Image models before till now after seeing your other 2.5K review.

[Alexmck]

Share a similar view. All info is good and gives an insight as to what else is out there.

Keep the reviews coming!

[magnetico]

Rest In Peace smart cookie 

[golden bull]

🐄 💩.... she’s got smelly arse, he claims to be in hotel room.... so this expensive hotel doesn’t have a bathroom for her to wash her arse??
The more I read this guy’s reviews and response the more I agree to his banning as a fantasist.