Asking to be 1st client of the day

[Doc Holliday]

Soap can upset the pH balance of the vagina which provides the vagina with natural defences, over washing can provide conditions for organisms like thrush (which is already present in the body, including closeby anus) to take hold.

I use a very small amount of unscented soap, plenty of water.

Deodorant soap such as Shield, or very strong soap is the worst 

Indeed us men have it easy. Plenty of soap .... scrubbing brush even. Women on the other hand are martyrs to their vaginas 

[daviemac]

What no soap or anything to remove bacteria? I always use soap because if I don't then it can stink down there.

Bloody hell, I've never known of a hermaphrodite before. This site truly is educational.

[cotton]

Bloody hell, I've never known of a hermaphrodite before. This site truly is educational.

Not forgetting that topic Hobbit started recently about the size of his testicles , he sounds quite a specimin   

[Hobbit]

Bloody hell, I've never known of a hermaphrodite before. This site truly is educational.

Very funny. I wish I was a hermaphrodite, I could then fuck myself for free. I would be saving thousands of pounds.

Seriously though, I have heard women say that before that they don't use anything than water and for us guys soap is essential.

[Hobbit]

Not forgetting that topic Hobbit started recently about the size of his testicles , he sounds quite a specimin   

I never started a topic about testicle sizes? You must need to go to Specsavers because I don't know what you are talking about mate.

[Hobbit]

You have a vulva? 

Which was what Rochelle was referring to

I know that but I was just thinking how can bacteria discriminate between a penis and a pussy? Surely without soap or any kind of bacterial killing substance, it would stink? That was my point. Maybe women's anatomy is more advanced than men's.

[Hobbit]

Soap can upset the pH balance of the vagina which provides the vagina with natural defences, over washing can provide conditions for organisms like thrush (which is already present in the body, including closeby anus) to take hold.

I use a very small amount of unscented soap, plenty of water.

Deodorant soap such as Shield, or very strong soap is the worst 

Thank you for a sensible answer. Glad you got my point.

[Blackpool Rock]

Indeed us men have it easy. Plenty of soap .... scrubbing brush even. Women on the other hand are martyrs to their vaginas 

And there was me thinking that it's Men who are Martyrs to Women's vaginas 

[mrfishyfoo]

No way of being 100% sure unless you are with a WG 24/7, some punters delude themselves they are the first and the WG happily says of course you are. As she knows that's what some punters want to hear. Your example just goes to show what can really be happening.

EXACTLY !!! 

[RedKettle]

And there was me thinking that it's Men who are Martyrs to Women's vaginas 

You beat me to it

Absolutely!

[Strawberry]

Indeed us men have it easy. Plenty of soap .... scrubbing brush even. Women on the other hand are martyrs to their vaginas 

Delicate balance quite literally.

When camming I wash every time I go to the loo, because after all I am 'fiddling' around.

Then there's the toys.

Also I remember the time a punter arrived brandishing a bottle of ascerbic shower gel, insisted on lathering me up all over for a good 15 minutes. My skin was screaming, my mind was also screaming thinking about potential consequences.

Funnily enough that evening he was the first client of that day, and arrived 80 minutes after the booked start time.

[Bush]

Asking to be first.... is basically asking them to reject any bookings that come earlier and lose money just for you. So for a hypothetical  1 hour booking, even if you book at her stated start time. You’re expecting an escort to potentially turn down a 5 hour booking that she might get in the middle of the night? Why would she do that?

I don’t think you’d ask ‘to be her first booking’ more likely you ask for ‘her first booking’ ....subtle difference

[rubric]

Indeed us men have it easy. Plenty of soap .... scrubbing brush even.

Overuse (or in some cases use) of soap can cause balanitis.

[Doc Holliday]

Overuse (or in some cases use) of soap can cause balanitis.

Apologies I was being 'over frivolous' to emphasise the comparison .. especially the scrubbing brush 

Yes a small number of men may be susceptible to balanitis induced by soap and will need to use either just warm water or a very mild soap. We should all ensure any soap used is thoroughly rinsed off.

[Bonker]

None of this wussy stuff for me.
I pour whiskey on my dick, set fire to it and then dip it in vinegar. Never had an infection in my life.


Mind you, my cock looks like a fag end.

[Doc Holliday]

None of this wussy stuff for me.
I pour whiskey on my dick, set fire to it and then dip it in vinegar. Never had an infection in my life.


Mind you, my cock looks like a fag end.

Perhaps use a milder soap to prevent this?

Also go for cheaper lighter fuel and drink the whiskey ... helps with the pain.

[B4bcock]

None of this wussy stuff for me.
I pour whiskey on my dick, set fire to it and then dip it in vinegar. Never had an infection in my life.

Nor a blow job, I would guess.

[Mr_Shins]

You can make a special request something like:

"I would like to meet before work, because that's the most convenient time for me, especially as in the evening I have to get back to my family"

That's not requesting to be the first client but you may well end up being.

[sparkus]

Surely the thread title should be 'Attempting' rather than 'Asking'?

[lamboman]

Surely the thread title should be 'Attempting' rather than 'Asking'?

No I sometimes attempt to be 1st but never ask,my point is it's an issue for some SPs but I couldn't see why.

[Bush]

Surely the thread title should be 'Attempting' rather than 'Asking'?

What a very good observation you make Sir 

[mexicola]

I saw a girl just before Christmas, lunchtime booking, , whilst we were getting our kit off and she gave my cock a quick wet wipe o her, I asked her how many cocks she had already had that day ? She said the usual line of 'you're the first babe' then wet wiped her pussy, nice ! Personally doesnt bother me, I find it a turn on if a girl has been fucking just before.

[Brown97]

 Nothing wrong with being the first punt of the day shes clean(shes got a shower if shes a good WG so that dont really matter) but of im the first it usually means its early which is vood for 2 reasons. First the rest of my day is free and if it was a good fuck i can spend it relaxing and second its good to get your exercise done early

[mdiver1]

1st punt of the day usually means the prossie is hornier. Once she get a few more cocks inside her, service usually goes down.

[daviemac]

1st punt of the day usually means the prossie is hornier. Once she get a few more cocks inside her, service usually goes down.

What a load of bollocks, a decent escort gives a good service no matter what number punter you are. I've seen regs as first, last and all times in between and there's been no difference in the service.

Don't forget they may have barebacked their partner before they see you as first of the day, plus if you read other sites they will tell you later in the day is better because they have 'got in the swing' of working.

[lamboman]

1st punt of the day usually means the prossie is hornier. Once she get a few more cocks inside her, service usually goes down.

Not sure about the first one the latter is probably true.

[sparkus]

What a load of bollocks, a decent escort gives a good service no matter what number punter you are. I've seen regs as first, last and all times in between and there's been no difference in the service.

Don't forget they may have barebacked their partner before they see you as first of the day, plus if you read other sites they will tell you later in the day is better because they have 'got in the swing' of working.

It's a line they spin if you just so happen to be early (I often punted early due to hangover horn).

The last one to say it to me even had photos of 'hubby' up on the wall.

[Rochelle]

1st punt of the day usually means the prossie is hornier. Once she get a few more cocks inside her, service usually goes down.

I'm sure for a few that will be the case, but I don't know where you get "usually" from.

[JonasG]

It's just nonsense.

I've had so many great night punts and then I compare them to the punts I've had in the morning and no difference at all. Then you have some average night punts, some better in the morning and vice versa. My first punt in the UK was at like 2am and she was brilliant, it's just based on the WG.

This is just some myth some deluded punters like to think is true.

[CityTillIDie]

Of course it’s impossible to tell what she has been up to before the meet, goes without saying. But I too ask to be the first of the day in the hope that she won’t be feeling sore or jaded, and that she might feel frisky! Also in the hope that she will be freshly clean and the bedding will hopefully not be filthy. If I am seeing a regular then I would be far less concerned about all of this, of course.

All in hope of course

However, I also like a morning meeting as I go on an empty stomach. I’ve never enjoyed doing anything with a recent meal inside me. I like to wake and anticipate the meet, get slowly ready and have a couple of black coffees so a late-morning meet suits me fine, 1030 is perfect.

If I waited till afternoon or evening and applied my ‘empty stomach’ protocol, I would be bloody starving 

CTID 

[Uncle Bob]

I work odd hours & see my regular SP at different times but always an hour booking.
One day asked for 11am but could only get 9am. Not an issue as she told me before that was her usual start time at weekend.
Few weeks later asked for 9am but was unable to see me
at that time & offered me 7-30.
So either she wanted to see me (& my  paperpictures of the Queen) so much that:

a) She broke her solemn promise to the punter who was under the illusion he was going to be the 1st of the day.

b) She got up early & made the effort to earn even more money.
 
c) She'd got a nighter booked & too good an opportunity to earn even more money instead of waiting round for the arrival of the now relegated 1st to 2nd punter of the day.
 

[mdiver1]

What a load of bollocks, a decent escort gives a good service no matter what number punter you are. I've seen regs as first, last and all times in between and there's been no difference in the service.

Don't forget they may have barebacked their partner before they see you as first of the day, plus if you read other sites they will tell you later in the day is better because they have 'got in the swing' of working.

I was told by a prossie whilst muff diving. The 1st shag of the day is the best for her.

I'm guessing that meant she was horniest on the first one

[timsussex]

I was told by a prossie whilst muff diving. The 1st shag of the day is the best for her.

I'm guessing that meant she was horniest on the first one

Nah she meant it paid for the room so no money worries that day

[mdiver1]

Nah she meant it paid for the room so no money worries that day

 

Fair enough. I never thought about it like that. Just thought I was special. 

[Home Alone]

Fair enough. I never thought about it like that. Just thought I was special. 

Ah, bless!

[Colston36]

What about the ones who've barebacked their partner an hour before stating work.   

Excellent!

[Doc Holliday]

Nah she meant it paid for the room so no money worries that day

 

I'm loving the concept of the average wg waking up in the morning, thinking of the day ahead of having sex with strange men that she is unlikely to have any attraction for and saying to herself "God I'm feeling horny today".

[MissWolf]

I'm loving the concept of the average wg waking up in the morning, thinking of the day ahead of having sex with strange men that she is unlikely to have any attraction for and saying to herself "God I'm feeling horny today".

But Doc thats our wake up mantra every day didn't you know   

[Doc Holliday]

But Doc thats our wake up mantra every day didn't you know   

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[MissWolf]

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[sparkus]

What about the ones who've barebacked their partner an hour before stating work.   

Imagine being him

[Home Alone]

Imagine being him

The very definition of a cuckold! 

I couldn't imagine being in his shoes.

[Lou2019]

1st punt of the day usually means the prossie is hornier. Once she get a few more cocks inside her, service usually goes down.

please tell me you meant this in jest? I’m sorry to spoil the illusion but we really all aren’t raving nymphos

[sparkus]

The very definition of a cuckold! 

I couldn't imagine being in his shoes.

I used to go round and boink an older married woman when I was younger, after her husband had gone to work for the day.  One day I went round and she said "I've had a shower and I think it's all out but I couldn't stop him this morning, sorry."

[cotton]

Ive finally sussed it , Sparkus is Robin Askwith 

[winkywanky]

Ive finally sussed it , Sparkus is Robin Askwith 

 

[winkywanky]

I used to go round and boink an older married woman when I was younger, after her husband had gone to work for the day.  One day I went round and she said "I've had a shower and I think it's all out but I couldn't stop him this morning, sorry."

...did you go down on her just to check?   

[Thephoenix]

Ive finally sussed it , Sparkus is Robin Askwith 

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[winkywanky]

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He's on all fours with his trousers down, arse in the air.

Is there something we don't know about Mr. Askwith? 

[StingRay]

I used to go round and boink an older married woman when I was younger, after her husband had gone to work for the day.  One day I went round and she said "I've had a shower and I think it's all out but I couldn't stop him this morning, sorry."

Some will charge extra for that!