Author Topic: biggurlamelia - Thornaby  (Read 1633 times)


3 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5798258) (1 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline SBM

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£20 for a 15 minute HJ offer listed on her AW profile.

Easing of lockdown restrictions?  Check.  Fancy a quick dabble?  Check.  Short of time?  Check.  Limited choice of who's online on AW?  Check.

Amelia was online, not far away, and replied to texts quickly, so it looked promising that I could have my itch scratched.  She didn't put it very delicately but it was "that time of the month" hence she had a special on with oral or hand relief at £20.  I suggested a time to suit, but was told that she had a client booked then and I was offered a time shortly after, which worked for me.  The postcode was confirmed and off I headed, arriving about five minutes before the scheduled time.  A text was sent, to let her know I'd arrived, and she replied with the flat number, said that her previous client hadn't turned up and that she could see me straight away.

With five minutes to spare, you'd think finding the flat would be the easiest thing in the world, but Amelia's place is like a rabbit's warren that sprawls all over the place and defies all logic, so it took me longer than I'd have expected to find it.  It's a very big complex of flats.

The door was answered quickly and on a cold day it was nice to be inside and warm again.  First impressions were good - the place was tidy, smelled nice, and Amelia looked good and was pleasant, taking me through to the bedroom.

Paperwork sorted, I undressed whilst Amelia put on an impressive display of multitasking by chatting, hopping through all the channels on the massive TV in the bedroom, and messaging on her phone.  She spent some time telling me that she felt awful with it being her time of the month and really couldn't be bothered seeing anyone, but wanted the money for something or another, so was still working despite a horrendous headache and wanting to sit and watch TV.  Really inspiring stuff there and didn't suggest a huge amount of disinterest at all, obviously.

Having settled on what she wants on the TV, she finally shifts off the bed and ushers me closer to the TV whilst telling me how she can't stand cum anywhere on her, so wants me to stand on the laminate floor, away from the rug.  She continues to explain what it is with cum that she dislikes so much whilst wanking me off - to be fair, it wasn't the worst HJ I've ever had, but not the best either and the continual "I don't like cum, I feel terrible" thing is just horrendously offputting.  Not as offputting as the loud knock at the door though, followed by another knock at the door, and then a third, and then her phone ringing. 

Having finished me off shortly after, and ensuring that I came on the laminate, some wipes were thrust in my direction and she went to look at her phone - the knocks at the door and call were from the client who hadn't turned up earlier, which then put me at unease over whether he'd still be there when I left. 

I cleaned up and left.  Fortunately, the previous client wasn't there, so that's a positive, as is that I only spent £20.

So, an utterly, utterly disinterested, and surprisingly unpleasant punt from an SP who had no interest at all.  Just crap.  Just utterly, utterly crap.  Shame really, because she's quite a pretty girl and if you like a larger girl, her figure is actually really canny.  None of that makes up for the awful, awful attitude though.

Avoid.

Offline TimeBandit

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An SP who doesn't like cum on her?????  :wackogirl:
Seriously in the wrong job!

Second shite review for this girl in a few days. I can almost see the dust settling on her phone from my house. I almost booked her once too, bloody glad I didn't now. Good review, thanks.
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Offline tynetunnel

Thanks for reviewing this waste of space, and with a much better attitude than she displayed! I’m glad you came on the laminate as she directed, much easier to clean up!  :hi: :D

Offline waynekerr600

Thanks for reviewing this waste of space, and with a much better attitude than she displayed! I’m glad you came on the laminate as she directed, much easier to clean up!  :hi: :D

I rekon she could draw a target on the laminate and offer prizes to the best shot.

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I rekon she could draw a target on the laminate and offer prizes to the best shot.

That's probably not a bad idea at all - at least you'd then have the satisfaction from having managed to have a good shot at it, literally.

Ready?  Aim....