Blondy Lara - You get what you pay for - Ruislip Gardens

[Richard]

Visited Lara last month (can’t remember the exact date) and much as I wanted to leave a positive review because she was a nice person in terms of a punt I left somewhat underwhelmed. (And after all that’s probably more what you’re concerned with)

This is her link.

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Last minute decision to go find a bit of female company so didn’t do any research just a quick scan on AW and called her up. Good comms, clear instructions so I had a shower and set off.

Right next to Ruislip Gardens underground - Easy to find and there were some free parking spaces around.  The flat itself was a bit run down and there were other people (not WGs from what I could tell) in other rooms which put me on edge a bit.

As soon as I entered the flat I could see the photos on her listing were a long way from accurate. They may be her but if they were they’d been taken a long while back, she looked much older and a bit heavier. However I’m no oil painting and I was in the headspace that I wanted a bit of fun so decided to carry on.

Paid the £80 for the hour as arranged and she took off her 1 Piece (swimsuit?) thing, I undressed and got on the bed which was sort of in the living area alongside the kitchen which I found a little distracting. I started thinking I needed dishwasher tablets and cornflakes instead of concentrating on the matters in hand. We had a bit of a cuddle and I ran my hands all over her, she was a bit responsive but I got the feeling it was the end of a long day for her. No FK just some light pecking. Little bit of OWO and on with the rubber, tried penetrating in a couple of positions but she was clearly uncomfortable with it even though I’m not particularly big and unless someone at least pretends to enjoy it then it does nothing for me.

Withdrew, rubber off and I got her to start sucking again which she did fairly enthusiastically which resulted in me blowing a load in her mouth. That was the only highlight really. We cleaned up and laid on the bed chatting - not great English but good enough to hold a conversation.

If all you want is a cheap OWO/CIM from a friendly pleasant older woman then Lara might fit the bill but beyond that I can’t say there’s much else to recommend.

[Muff licker]

Help Mr Goldfinch

[samson02]

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[The_Don]

She was jaded back in 2014 and I don't think much has changed

[smiths]

Visited Lara last month (can’t remember the exact date) and much as I wanted to leave a positive review because she was a nice person in terms of a punt I left somewhat underwhelmed. (And after all that’s probably more what you’re concerned with)

This is her link.

External Link/Members Only

Last minute decision to go find a bit of female company so didn’t do any research just a quick scan on AW and called her up. Good comms, clear instructions so I had a shower and set off.

Right next to Ruislip Gardens underground - Easy to find and there were some free parking spaces around.  The flat itself was a bit run down and there were other people (not WGs from what I could tell) in other rooms which put me on edge a bit.

As soon as I entered the flat I could see the photos on her listing were a long way from accurate. They may be her but if they were they’d been taken a long while back, she looked much older and a bit heavier. However I’m no oil painting and I was in the headspace that I wanted a bit of fun so decided to carry on.

Paid the £80 for the hour as arranged and she took off her 1 Piece (swimsuit?) thing, I undressed and got on the bed which was sort of in the living area alongside the kitchen which I found a little distracting. I started thinking I needed dishwasher tablets and cornflakes instead of concentrating on the matters in hand. We had a bit of a cuddle and I ran my hands all over her, she was a bit responsive but I got the feeling it was the end of a long day for her. No FK just some light pecking. Little bit of OWO and on with the rubber, tried penetrating in a couple of positions but she was clearly uncomfortable with it even though I’m not particularly big and unless someone at least pretends to enjoy it then it does nothing for me.

Withdrew, rubber off and I got her to start sucking again which she did fairly enthusiastically which resulted in me blowing a load in her mouth. That was the only highlight really. We cleaned up and laid on the bed chatting - not great English but good enough to hold a conversation.

If all you want is a cheap OWO/CIM from a friendly pleasant older woman then Lara might fit the bill but beyond that I can’t say there’s much else to recommend.

Sounds poor, you don't necessarily get what you pay for in punting as you have put in your review title for some reason in my nearly 40 years punting experiences. That is because what makes a good and bad WG is her attitude not what she charges. I have had great regulars who charged me £80 an hour and punted with bad WGs at a lot more than that.

A WGs price has NOTHING to do with the service a punter may get.

[Richard]

Yea you are probably right but in general all of my £100 ph and under punts have been fairly uneventful. Wish I could find a real winner locally for a that sort of money but can’t seem to uncover any hidden gems out there. 

All and any suggestions are welcome tho.

[smiths]

Yea you are probably right but in general all of my £100 ph and under punts have been fairly uneventful. Wish I could find a real winner locally for a that sort of money but can’t seem to uncover any hidden gems out there. 

All and any suggestions are welcome tho.

 I don't know where your based but an excellent WG for me has been Katalina now in Hammersmith External Link/Members Only whose reviews on here are now linked in to this thread. Not punted with her since the March lockdown though when she was a very regular reg of mine then based in Hendon who I had punted with many dozens of times over many years. £100 an hour now up from £90 an hour, always offered me good DFK and OWO.

[Richard]

Thanks - Hammersmith is not too far from me and she certainly looks worth the trip!
I’ll give her a try.