Joy is fairly well reviewed around these parts so I'll keep this brief. Also - full disclosure - I have visited her four times to date, but the formula is similar enough each time.
She operates two sites:
External Link/Members Only is for her "cuddle therapy"
and
External Link/Members Only is her secondary site focussing on prostate massage.
CommsAll by text. Friendly and efficient.
The VenueJoy operates from a flat near London Bridge tube station - if you come by train do yourself a favour and use the Borough Market exit, or face a long walk. Once buzzed into a fairly discreet apartment building, you take a flight of stairs or the lift to Joy's apartment-cum-studio. I believe she shares the space with a female friend who can sometimes be heard padding around in the background. I also believe (speculation, but informed by a bit of detective work) that this friend specialises in nudist yoga, and she and Joy work together for their respective four hands/duo sessions. I'm not wealthy enough to test that theory. The studio is light, airy, and has an almost spa-like ensuite bathroom and shower.
The LadyAs many have noted, Joy is a charismatic soul who treads the line between professional masseuse and liberated flower-child. She is softly spoken with a high pitched voice, likes to chat when she feels it'll be reciprocated, and facially reminds me a bit of a bottle blonde Katy Perry or Zooey Deschanel, so perhaps 7/10 plus or minus a point depending on your personal preference. Her body is a solid 9/10 though - toned but soft and feminine, round firm butt, and gravity defying natural tits with perky nipples. Across the span of my visits I noted perhaps a pound or two of added lockdown weight, which luckily has mostly gone to her butt and thighs, and perhaps the slightest start of a paunch.
The ActionThe gentle hugging starts as soon as the front door is closed, and Joy clearly makes every effort to put her clients at ease. Judging from her website text this is almost her niche; providing an entry point to sexual contact for guys who are shy or possibly have never touched a naked woman before. The first session will often start with her taking you by the hands and asking what your goals are for the session - some may interpret this as time wasting tactics, but I honestly believe this is her gauging whether you want to get straight into a rub and tug, or start more slowly. Certainly this was only done the once with me, on subsequent visits we would just get naked ASAP and get started. The session then is broadly in three parts: nude cuddling in a variety of positions (enjoyable or torture? You decide), back massage, then front massage with happy ending. The cuddling is novel and actually quite cathartic, although not very sexual: you can cup her boobs or bum but no access to the vagina or anus. A bit of body kissing sometimes happens, and maybe the occasional, almost accidental peck on the lips. She delivers a decent massage, including body slides. The HE is delivered to your tastes, with her either laying alongside or kneeling at your groin, and after you shoot your load she offers some chocolate to eat. Cute touch.
Damage£120 for 1 hour of cuddling, FBSM and HE - or at least it was when I last saw her in October. Her 1 hour rate has since leapt up to an eye-watering £190, which even a fluffy bastard like me can't possibly justify. I have absolutely no idea why she would choose to price herself both above the competition and out of many punters' budgets, especially at a time like this.
VerdictResounding Positive. What she does is unusual and won't satisfy all tastes, but she's a class act and she does it well. I will return if and when her prices descend out of orbit and back within reach of us mere mortals.
