I think most folk have seen this one advertised on Gumtree so I'll keep it short and sweet
External Link/Members OnlyBooked before lockdown, answered texts fairly quickly and in decipherable english, agreed on 30min at £25 which was decent. Gave the postcode and said to text when I got there.
It took me to a street in Cathcart with the old tenement building. Got there, sent a text and was given a building number, typical hiding behind the door when I got there and careful closing of the door to not make any noise.
Got inside, fairly neat and clean flat, but was quickly herded into the side room with a massage bed and 2 oil heaters in it. Quickly got undressed and lay down, the washing machine going nuts in the background. She came in, typical squat thai lady with a hard to place age, and started with the towel and pressing.
The massage itself was ok, not great, could have spent some more time on my shoulders but it'll do 🤣
Turned me around and covered with a sheet while she did my legs and stomach. I gestured towards the growing tent and she asked if I wanted a hj, i said yeah, so she said £20 and whipped off the sheet. It was soft and fairly nice and squeezed my dry but was utter silence and she stared at the curtains while she did it.
Was an ok massage, ok hj and an ok price. Not much else to say really 👍🏾