Author Topic: Pakistani Somaya - Not for everyone!!! but definitely for some-Birmingham  (Read 9328 times)


5 review(s) for Pakistani Somaya  (3 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by CoolTiger]

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This is my first review, so be kind  :rolleyes:

The Girl: Pakistani Somaya - Facially: 6/10 --- Body: 6/10

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Comms:: A bit difficult as she only does phone calls, but managed to get her on the phone and arranged time. She is very strict about what she wants to do and leaves little to no room for discussion.

Meet: This happened between the two lockdowns ... she gave me an address and when arrived proceeded to give the actual address which is a few minutes drive ... the house seems to be where she leaves, very clean and tidy.
Now this is where things started to get really weird ... she is weirdly anal about where you park and how you open the door, to the point that she will fight with you.
lastly, all this aside, taking a bath is compulsory due to what happens in the meet.

So, after the bath, she will start her routine act (which definitely is something she does with everyone), starting with a bit of dance, kissing and having you lie down on the bed and kissing/licking your whole body (rimming included). After this is done (majority of the time is spent like this), missionary is the only option (or at least in my case) until finish.

All and all, if you are the type of guy who is willing to be told what to do (and have no specific things you want to try), then this will be an amazing time. Again you have to be pretty obedient. Otherwise, you won't be able to have much fun, as she is not willing to go off her routine.

Pro: Very Sensual and clean
Cons: Too many rules ... only one finish
The reason for Neutral is that I did enjoy the session, but it was more of a do it for the sake of having done it.
 
Would I go back? No
« Last Edit: January 04, 2021, 12:09:15 am by CoolTiger »


Offline Punterperson1971

I saw her 4 years ago at hotel in Walsall,I thought she was attractive but a bit bossy fucked her in doggy and she did like to be called dirty names

Offline alabama1

Thanks for review. Sounds crap for the extortionate price she is charging. I would personally feel pissed off paying half of the asking price.You have given many of us better things to spend our money on  :hi:

Offline Punterperson1971

Her prices have gone up to stupid levels now I paid £60 but wouldn’t pay that to see her now

Offline Patron

Thanks for review. Sounds crap for the extortionate price she is charging. I would personally feel pissed off paying half of the asking price.You have given many of us better things to spend our money on  :hi:

I am glad my review was of some use  :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

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External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only+

Thanks CoolTiger.
Just for my information and future reviews ... the links I posted was not working? Or have i done something wrong?

Online MrBamboo

I saw her a few years ago and had a good time, different positions and cim. Sounds like it's all
Gone downhill. And I would not pay those rates even if she was still offering the same level of service..

Offline mr.bluesky

Good 1st review Patron  :thumbsup: from what you can see of her photo's she does look very fit but at £200 an hour beyond my price range.  :dash: and she does sound like a bossy little madam / control freak I don't think I could put up with that.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2021, 07:20:01 am by mr.bluesky »

Offline Philloveit21

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That reads an horendous meeting mate, bossy madam sex in 1 position haha I’d have kept my pants on and told her where to go and it cost you how much £200 omg, you’d have got better for less than half that price elsewhere I’m sure of that
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Pass for me. Sounds like she’s got a rule book thicker then the Oxford English Dictionary. No thanks. If I wanted to follow that many rules I’d stay at home

Offline Memphis87

I spoke to her a couple of years ago she had way too many rules for my liking and  just ruined the flow of things so I cancelled.

Pass for me. Sounds like she’s got a rule book thicker then the Oxford English Dictionary. No thanks. If I wanted to follow that many rules I’d stay at home

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I’ve seen her a couple of times at the house in Wrens Nest area of Dudley. Entry routine (entry into the house that is) was same as OP.
At the time she gave an FBSM option for £60 for the hour as I recall. Not saying it was me but she got really horny herself at the time and insisted I shagged her reverse cowgirl until she orgasmed. No extra charge and I felt great as she’d asked.
Nice tits but heading south and she is a bit of a cow.
But £200 for an hour!! No way Hosay. (Is that how you spell Hosay😳)
« Last Edit: January 04, 2021, 01:08:36 pm by Bush »
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Offline Night king

I've seen her many years ago, when she worked at fun place,

Was about 20 years ago now, under the name of Ameera she must in her 40,s now
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« Last Edit: January 04, 2021, 01:33:04 pm by Night king »

Offline chadpitt

She went from £50 30 mins all the way to £200 for an hour.

People need to stop paying stupid prices. Women getting older with sagging bodies and worse services are charging more because of money-loose morons.

Offline Dock

Prices are insane right now, I thought £180 was high but 200??? That’s craziness

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Prices are insane right now, I thought £180 was high but 200??? That’s craziness
IMHO you still don’t need to go much higher than £100 for a good un......and I’m a fussy bugger. Gotta be clean, attractive nice body, good service.....they are out there.
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Offline shrewsmale

thanks for the review - what are her tits like?

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thanks for the review - what are her tits like?
Heading south but still nice and real
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Hi OP, thanks for the review. Glad there’s a recent review of her on here now.

Spoke to her a good while back but never went ahead with the booking. Didn’t like the cut of her jib, and from the sounds/looks of things recently... dodged an “expensive” bullet lol!
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Hi OP, thanks for the review. Glad there’s a recent review of her on here now.

Spoke to her a good while back but never went ahead with the booking. Didn’t like the cut of her jib, and from the sounds/looks of things recently... dodged an “expensive” bullet lol!

Hi mate ... there should have been a review on her sooner than this, as I think she is a busy bird.
Anyway, glad you dodged this one  ;)

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I saw her a few years ago and initially told to park up by the college ……parked up …when I called her she said you need to walk to my address which is about 10 minutes walk …it was raining and cold . not a very good start.
Arrived at the house as and was told exactly how to approach got inside was ordered to have a bath …fair enough I thought she’ll be more comfortable if you knows I’m clean.
Then she started telling me the rules!!. I’m quite a big guy and she said she doesn’t want anything rough she doesn’t want me to squeeze her she just wants sensual soft feather light touches no kissing. Six in missionary only.I can’t remember exactly what I paid I certainly wouldn’t be going back. She is a nice looking girl but that’s where it stops
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Offline Wozel

I saw her a few years ago and initially told to park up by the college ……parked up …when I called her she said you need to walk to my address which is about 10 minutes walk …it was raining and cold . not a very good start.
Arrived at the house as and was told exactly how to approach got inside was ordered to have a bath …fair enough I thought she’ll be more comfortable if you knows I’m clean.
Then she started telling me the rules!!. I’m quite a big guy and she said she doesn’t want anything rough she doesn’t want me to squeeze her she just wants sensual soft feather light touches no kissing. Six in missionary only.I can’t remember exactly what I paid I certainly wouldn’t be going back. She is a nice looking girl but that’s where it stops
Like I said before, she sounds like a fucking nutcase

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Like I said before, she sounds like a fucking nutcase
Wouldn’t exactly call her a ‘nutcase’ as in that weird Che Che in Edgbaston (or something like that). She is just, shall we say authoritative. Might suit some but you can feel a tad intimidated until she gets going. Had no prob with the deed itself which she does get into and as others have said, she is a nice looker.

£200 Ph category??  No way !
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Online Johnnybrown

Had a very similar experience 2 years ago she was very dominating which funnily enough i was enjoying but then she demanded finishing there and then and no offence it doesnt work that way but then she wanted me to call her slut etc was slightly confused as to what she wanted and havent seen since