What sort of job interview do you get in Walker? (See on of the early posts by OP.) I haven't been on Tyneside for years, but last time I was, Walker seemed to have more unemployed men standing on street corners than any other place I have been to. OP must be going after the only job in the place (other than a blow job). Hope the WIP (Walker Independence Party) doesn't put a brick through his windscreen on the grounds that non-Tyneside immigrants are taking jobs from the locals.
Oh, and one final comment. He should make sure he has the punt after the interview, not before. You don't want the interviewing panel saying "He seemed a bit spaced-out. Almost as if he'd just had a fuck. But that's not very likely. It probably means he's on drugs."
