Author Topic: Xsuzyx- walsall  (Read 4735 times)


2 review(s) for XSuzyX (0 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Davey Dykes]

Offline Amirsolihull

Avoid this dumb whore at all costs

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punt took place around 2 months ago ish , it is the whore in the photos but shes much bigger , around 3-4 dress sizes bigger, she is very weird and makes you feel uneasy as soon as you enter her horrible smelly abode.
(Her house was that of a crackheads, messy and dirty and smelling of mould  :thumbsdown: . Should have walked then and there but drove half hour to see her and my cock was doing the hokey cokey all the way there thinking it was in for a good time.

I payed the 15 mins fee (£40) confirmed with her on the phone french kissing and owo .

As soon as i got into her bedroom , she undressed as fast as i could even take my coat off, then she asked me to undress (knew it was going to be a shit punt from there on, i went in for the kiss and she turned away  :dash: . Then she said shall i give you a blowjob , and reached for a condom i said i want owo , she miserabally got  a baby wipe and roughly wiped me down (did arrived showered and shaved ) then this is where she gave the dumbest blowjob in the history of all blowjiobs . She literally sucked the tip of my cock for 10 seconds and then muttered to herself "sex now need a condom" puts one on me and  assumes the doggy position , my cock is semi erect and i somehow manage to penetrate her, im thinking " right im gonna anger fuck you so hard your pussy will hurt for a few days for your shit service and wasting my time , money and petrol"  :angry: . But wasnt happening  :( lost wood , pulled out and said forget it , this is shit im leaving. (Usuallly i use my hand and wank myself off thinkng of other hot women ive been with over the years , but i just wanted to get the hell out of there asap)

As i was leaving she said " im availble most days just txt me , i was thinking " are you as dumb as you seem "

Anyway definilty wont be going anywhere within a 1 mile radius of this dumb whore ever again. Even If she was the last escort on earth ( rather fuck a watermelon   :wacko:

SUMMARY IS SHE IS  :wacko:
« Last Edit: January 03, 2021, 04:26:25 am by Amirsolihull »

Offline Me4U

Thanks for the review, will definitely avoid now, I did try and see her a few months back but she only responded to email, she then shared her number I messaged and got no response, a lucky escape for me. Sorry to hear about your shit experience but every cloud has a silver lining and all on here will be staying well clear of this one!

Offline LTBooker

She used to (and probably still does on the sly) do bareback.

Always had unprotected ticked in her likes.

Online Punterperson1971

She used to (and probably still does on the sly) do bareback.

Always had unprotected ticked in her likes.
That’s why I’ve not  seen her before she doesn’t come up on my search as I tick the boxes for BB and unprotected sex to avoid
« Last Edit: January 03, 2021, 11:23:26 am by Punterperson1971 »

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I've seen her twice years ago and found her acceptable for the price she charges. Messy flat and she seems a bit addled. Had I experienced what you did i would have walked.
Always double check agreed services in person verbally before handing money over. Any doubts, walk.
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Offline Robsmith13245

I had a similar experience with her at the start of 2020 had I known she was a barebacker I wouldn’t of gone. The punt was awful and she deffo has some mental health issues.

Offline Amirsolihull

Addled is the right word for her , i just thought she was a bit bonkers, but addled suits her better. Yeah should have walked . I do walk at times, but was thinking with my genitals this time  :(

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Avoid this dumb whore at all costs

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punt took place around 2 months ago ish , it is the whore in the photos but shes much bigger , around 3-4 dress sizes bigger, she is very weird and makes you feel uneasy as soon as you enter her horrible smelly abode.
(Her house was that of a crackheads, messy and dirty and smelling of mould  :thumbsdown: . Should have walked then and there but drove half hour to see her and my cock was doing the hokey cokey all the way there thinking it was in for a good time.

I payed the 15 mins fee (£40) confirmed with her on the phone french kissing and owo .

As soon as i got into her bedroom , she undressed as fast as i could even take my coat off, then she asked me to undress (knew it was going to be a shit punt from there on, i went in for the kiss and she turned away  :dash: . Then she said shall i give you a blowjob , and reached for a condom i said i want owo , she miserabally got  a baby wipe and roughly wiped me down (did arrived showered and shaved ) then this is where she gave the dumbest blowjob in the history of all blowjiobs . She literally sucked the tip of my cock for 10 seconds and then muttered to herself "sex now need a condom" puts one on me and  assumes the doggy position , my cock is semi erect and i somehow manage to penetrate her, im thinking " right im gonna anger fuck you so hard your pussy will hurt for a few days for your shit service and wasting my time , money and petrol"  :angry: . But wasnt happening  :( lost wood , pulled out and said forget it , this is shit im leaving. (Usuallly i use my hand and wank myself off thinkng of other hot women ive been with over the years , but i just wanted to get the hell out of there asap)

As i was leaving she said " im availble most days just txt me , i was thinking " are you as dumb as you seem "

Anyway definilty wont be going anywhere within a 1 mile radius of this dumb whore ever again. Even If she was the last escort on earth ( rather fuck a watermelon   :wacko:

SUMMARY IS SHE IS  :wacko:

Sorry to hear that buddy!

Looking forward to the watermelon review  :drinks:
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Offline hairymonster

I randomly check a certain BB site to make sure any prospective wg's havent popped up there. That one is all over the site, well known BB'r, consider getting checked, even for just the owo.

Offline Pablo02

Suprised you actually saw this SP
She looks worse for wear!
Considering all these other hot women you been with all these years  :lol:

Offline Amirsolihull

Suprised you actually saw this SP
She looks worse for wear!
Considering all these other hot women you been with all these years  :lol:

My eyes must've deceive me she looked okay in the photos she had that slutty look like come and fuck me luck. As for the bb issue never saw that !!!!!!


Wanted a p&d no long thought out process . Defo need to investigate every time you want a punt ! Otherwise only end up regretting it !





Offline Amirsolihull

I randomly check a certain BB site to make sure any prospective wg's havent popped up there. That one is all over the site, well known BB'r, consider getting checked, even for just the owo.

THANK YOU ! Please share the link to that site if you are allowed. Mine is a bit of a weird one I have been put in for 20 years and I have had a lot of OWO. And I have never had an STD. I never bareback escorts!.

I've only ever had one STD that being gonorrhoea when I was a teenager at college bareback the girl from college. Man was that a life lesson. Absolutely petrified of barebacking now

So yeah I have been to the STD clinic many times as I know even with Oral with out you can still get STDs but every single time my results came back negative. So eventually I stopped worrying about receiving oral without. Still get tested every three months just in case

I do the home test kit once when I can for free on the umbrella website but sometimes they don't have any in stock so I pay privately between 30 and £40 if my memory serves me correctly.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2021, 11:12:00 am by Amirsolihull »

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« Last Edit: January 05, 2021, 01:18:34 pm by daviemac »

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Well that answers that, in a pm also. Anyhoo you can see my reasons for posting the link, cant see a reason not to pass it on as it is as valuable to none BB'ers as it is to those who do.

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Dont know if its off limits.
Well that answers that, in a pm also. Anyhoo you can see my reasons for posting the link, cant see a reason not to pass it on as it is as valuable to none BB'ers as it is to those who do.
You've been here 6 years and you don't know the rules, a new member may, just may have an excuse but you haven't got any excuse.

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Offline Straightsix

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Other forums are also anti-punter;

The main reason for joining UKP 😉
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Offline The Owl

I randomly check a certain BB site to make sure any prospective wg's havent popped up there. That one is all over the site, well known BB'r, consider getting checked, even for just the owo.

Very useful website indeed. Helped to expose a secret barebacking escort and the bareback punter who copied and pasted his bareback review on UKP but without the cum in pussy finish.

No idea why forums have to bitch at each other. The barebackers help us by reviewing the barebacking escorts so that even if they stop barebacking we'll always know. Meanwhile every time UKP outs a secret barebacking escort all the bareback punters have someone new to go spunk in. Ah well, it's a bit like football supporters.

Offline hairymonster

Man back in school for a slap.

Odd rule, we should encourage data swapping from there to here. As it is the grey area of girls who will do BB clandestine and the guys who see both types are a clear danger to all.

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Sounds like a right awful punt. I know how the cock can do the thinking at times. Just wish there was a off switch so the brain up top can make the right choice  :D

Better luck next time

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Aside from the fact I reckon I fucked her in civvie street in 2003-4 (properly recognise her) the report does seem a little odd - a friend of a work colleague. If anyone sees her ask if she is half Portuguese lol. 

Anyway Amir - you booked a 40 quid 15 minute pump and dump and got rattled because he couldn't get the full service for the cheap price and was impotent? Then got angry and wanted to destroy her cunt but because mr floppy wasn't working properly he couldn't? Perhaps improve your self esteem a bit lad and confirm up front what your reduced rate pump and dump includes.

Having said that, BB'er so you are best staying clear anyway. Probably still swimming in the jizz I spunked up her all those times nearly 20 years ago when I was a verifiable soupman

Offline Amirsolihull

Aside from the fact I reckon I fucked her in civvie street in 2003-4 (properly recognise her) the report does seem a little odd - a friend of a work colleague. If anyone sees her ask if she is half Portuguese lol. 

Anyway Amir - you booked a 40 quid 15 minute pump and dump and got rattled because he couldn't get the full service for the cheap price and was impotent? Then got angry and wanted to destroy her cunt but because mr floppy wasn't working properly he couldn't? Perhaps improve your self esteem a bit lad and confirm up front what your reduced rate pump and dump includes.

Having said that, BB'er so you are best staying clear anyway. Probably still swimming in the jizz I spunked up her all those times nearly 20 years ago when I was a verifiable soupman

Ah you just finished off the last self esteem i had left , gonna call the samaritans now mate , thanks

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