Summary:This is a combined review of three visits: all very positive, getting better every time. Genuinely a very good massage and skillful HR from all SPs.
It's the first taste of this world for me, but I'd recommend this place. Any feedback, advice, or wisdom would be appreciated.
two visits at £50 per hour + £30HR
one visit at £30 for 30mins + £30HR
Comms:All visits booked either one day or a few hours in advance over the telephone. 07538774826
Location: Morden Thai Massage SM4 - three minutes walk from Morden underground station (Northern Line).
On a quiet side road with less footfall.
Venue: External Link/Members OnlyA clean, respectable-looking parlor. There are two rooms I think, one has a shower, the other is significantly smaller and only has a sink. Whilst in the smaller room SPs clean you with hot towels to remove the oil etc at the end of the massage.
Note well: the hot towels won’t remove the smell of the oil from your skin, they aren’t strong smelling but a perceptive wife would notice the smell.
They also followed Covid procedure each visit: masks on at all times, Hand Sanitiser and track and trace slips. Arriving 5mins before meant all massages started on time.
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First visit: July
SP: name not known, aged 30~.
Looks: Wore a mask for the duration, but I felt you could tell she was attractive. 5ft ish, normal build.
Service: £50 for 1hr + £30HR
I lay naked on the massage table with the towel just covering my arse but with my legs spread as not to hide my junk - as to signal to SP I may wish for extras. SPs playfully entered the room and spanked me on the arse saying “boom boom boom” whilst giggling, deliberately not adjusting my towel leaving my junk clearly exposed. Her playfulness immediately relaxed any nerves I had.
Massage: 7/10 A good full body massage for about 40mins, but with only a few CC.
HR: 7/10 On the turn offered HR for £30. Very gentle slow build-up, great ball and gooch play/tease. skillful slow HJ, when she could feel I’d gone past the point of no return then slightly increased the pace (the perfect pace, very sensual not mechanical in any way). This resulted in quite the eruption, to which she made some sort of pleasing Thai moan/noise (LOL). Post HR she cleaned me and wiped me down with a hot towel in a caring way. Then left the room whilst I showered. Left exactly 1hr after getting on the table.
Verdict: The most attractive SP— — —
Second visit: Early Nov
SP: Opai / “Op-hoe,” maybe late 40s?
Looks: Wore a mask for the duration, initially wasn’t that attracted to her. Nothing unattractive, just a bit normal looking.
Service: £50 for 1hr + £30HR
In the smaller room this time. The same process, I stripped off and placed a towel on my arse but didn’t hide everything. SP comes in and removes the towel and folds it somehow into an even smaller towel (LOL).
Massage: 9/10 An absolutely cracking massage. Would be worth requesting her if you want a problem area worked on. She regularly checked in and fine-tuned the pressure for each different area of the body. It might be worth going for 1hr 30mins as the HR time actually cut into a great massage! As she was just so good with her hands and reading my body I was now very keen to see what she could do with the HR.
HR: 7/10 On the turn she asked about extras and “how much I want to pay?” I was so relaxed I just blurted out £30 and she seemed quite surprised, probably could have paid less. As the room was smaller she hopped onto the massage table in-between my legs. HR was good, eye contact the entire time - very sensual and slow teasing throughout. Good ball play but less gooch stuff. Post HR she cleaned me and wiped me down with a hot towel in a caring way.
Verdict: Best Massage: A good option for those who may just want an excellent massage but are undecided if they want extras.
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Third visit: Early Dec
SP: “May-your,” mid-40s
Looks: Wore a mask for the duration, normal looking for her age/ethnicity (Thai)
Trustable: I accidentally overpaid at the front desk and she brought me back the extra £10
Service: £30 for 30mins + £30HR (overran by about 15mins ish)
In the big room with shower. The same process, I stripped off and placed the towel on my arse but didn’t hide everything.
Massage: 7/10 In credit to SP she gave me a good massage for about 20/25mins with a good amount of CC, and a few amazing teases before even any mention of extras. She intuited through my feedback (“that feels nice” type comments) and focused a lot on my hamstrings, glutes more than other SPs. She did this amazing tease where she used her fingers to massage either side of my ball sack, whilst her other hand lightly stroked the gooch - absolutely divine! A few moments after that move came the turn.
HR: 8.5/10 Very gentle slow build-up, great ball and gooch play/tease. Skillful slow HR. She must have known she’d overran but still kept it slow&sensual, never rushed it. She was just somehow better at the HR than the other two SPs, as of the teases in the massage I think she was really into it. Post HR she cleaned me and wiped me down with a hot towel in a caring way.
She then tidied the room whilst I showered, and then helped dry me off after the shower. I think this was to make sure punters don’t see any other punter at any point during their visit. I.E. Punters not both walking out of their rooms at the same time etc..
Verdict: My favorite.— — —
The verdict of the establishment:A well run establishment that is clean and with staff that are engaged in what they are doing. The shop is in a discrete location, and you probably won’t ever run into anyone else in the shop as the staff pay attention to small details like that.
Not the cheapest way to achieve HR, nor are the SP Miss World contestants but the massages are excellent and the HR is very sensually and skillfully done.
