I saw Luna at Blue Ocean Massage at the end of November 2020.
External Link/Members OnlyLocation: appeared to be a 1 bed flat in a mansion block 2 minutes from Victoria station
Booking: I had to pre-book, stating what service I wanted and give a name. This was probably meant to make the whole thing look more professional but was a bit of a joke as I kept getting confirmation texts saying the wrong thing.
Price: I went for an hour and paid £70 plus 30 for HE, expecting the same service I’d heard about the foot job goddess Sarah giving.
Girl: 6/10, quite tall and very attractive but she wore a mask and jeans/t-shirt the whole time, so didn’t get much benefit from that. She was polite but barely spoke English
The service: I was offered a shower which was decent, and that didn’t eat into my time. The massage was not very good. She didn’t seem like a professional masseuse, but also wasn’t focussed on CC swipes or focusing on lower body at all. When it came time for the “flip” we moved to a mattress on the floor with a mirror at my head, which didn’t make much sense as I was on my back.
Luna sat between my legs, put on a pair of gloves and oiled them to death, and then attempted to give me a handjob. The technique would probably have been fine if she wasn’t wearing oily gloves, but the result was just an odd feeling rather than an arousing one, and as time went on and I wasn’t cumming from this she just kept adding oil, making it less effective. I indicated to her to use her feet, as this is what I wanted initially, but she just rubbed them against my body and slightly against my cock, which didn’t do much for me. After eventually cumming by basically holding her hands in mine and jerking myself off, I cleaned up and massaged me again for another five minutes or so before we finished up. I had another shower and left having wasted an absurd amount of cash.
They seem to have changed their prices now but Sarah isn’t listed as one of the masseuses, so if you are expecting what you’ve seen provided here by one of her disciples please save your money.
