Warning this is a TS Review
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlySaw a few months back for one hour incall while she was based in Bayswater. Undoubtedly the worst punt I have ever encountered and would encourage all to avoid, but I'll let you make up your own minds when you read what followed...
Price: £150 (one hour)
Location: Bayswater
CommsQuite efficient. Messaged and got a reply / booking fairly quickly, where time and price was agreed, plus given this was a TS booking, that I am only interested in being a top
ApartmentOne of these hotel / serviced apartments in Bayswater. Was very small and shabby, and the room was a complete mess with clothes on the floor everywhere.
LooksIf you think she's going to be looking like her pictures you will be in for a nasty surprise. I should have walked, but I guess I was just in the mood for a TS and had already got myself to the apartment. Looks a lot older and a lot more masculine than the photos suggest, which was not in any way attractive. The photos are definitely her, but I cannot begin to imagine what level of photoshopping has been undertaken to make her look doll-like and feminine
ServiceWhere to start...
Firstly on arrival I knock on the door to the apartment and after waiting for a few mins and hearing voices inside the door opens and a man walks out (presumably the last punter I thought). The WG apologises and says it is her "slave". I exchange some pleasantries and try to just brush this unfortunate start off, although immediately was starting to raise some flags.
After showering, I come to the bed and realise she is not very active or wanting to initiate anything, and seems to think that I am paying for her time and company, rather than any action. And this was the second negative, attitude, which persisted throughout the entire ordeal, but we were just getting started here, as she finally starts to perform some very light OWO (and I am not even up yet).
Then her phone starts ringing which she answers, and after some talking tells me her drug dealer is here. Now I am completely soft and I do not feel safe at all. She tells me the guy is coming up to the flat, and that I should hide in the bathroom. Well I did not really have a choice. No time to get dressed and get out of there, so I went into the tiny bathroom, locked the door, and remained silent.
After two mins, to my relief, the dealer had left and was told I could come out again. Talk about total mood destroyer. This isn't about trying to get you off, it's trying to keep your life. I was still only 10 mins in so thought I would try and at least salvage something.
Drugs...so I do not know what concoction was delivered and it's not something I am interested in either, but the WG proceeds to smoke whatever arrived in a bong. Smelt disgusting and was not helping me one bit. That was another 5 or so mins wasted.
Well for the next 20 mins (which I was just wishing would end) she tried her best to give me a hand job to get my hard again and was just not working, especially when tumbling around with the condoms. She kept asking "why are you not hard", and said in almost an insulting and condescending way. After I demanded a small bit of DFK which resulted in a tiny amount of very light kiss, and a bit of playing with the ass, I was semi ready to go.
I won't drag the review out longer, but I after much struggle managed to blow a load in the ass, and got out of there as soon as I could.
Towards the end of the booking, her phone kept ringing and she answered. She told me it was her slave who she was asking to wait outside. She said she does not know how to clean up, and therefore that is the slave's job. As I left, the same guy was lurking around outside on the stairs. Was I glad to get out!
I have never had such a poor experience, and is certainly not what I go looking for. I am surprised there are no reviews anywhere on this one, as this was rock bottom for me.