BigBootyElliexxx - Kings Cross (The most embarrassing punt of my life)

[Edo244]

Hello, I'm new here and have always been a fan of ukpunting. I felt that my first post should be the most embarrassing experience I had with this escort I met a few months ago who was also in some shite channel 5 documentary last month.

Link: External Link/Members Only 30 mins incall

Location: A Hotel (can't remember the name but she tours) around kings cross. She does this weird thing (imo) where she hides the key card under pots so that the punter gets access to the room.

The Punt: It was the worst ever punt I have ever had. When lockdown was easing, I missed punting so I randomly looked at adultwork and I saw her profile. I called her number, I asked if she's sees black guys, and managed to book her within an hour. When I entered the hotel room, She was quite friendly at first and we had a good talk first, getting to know each other. She wanted to know what I did as a career and we had a deep conversation about mental health because I work as a psychologist.

The Action: She was making these weird blowing noise on my dick  . I was giving my 'wtf' face and she noticed earlier on asking me 'what is it' and I said nothing so that I don't piss her off so she continued. I swear to God, I am probably inexperienced with bbw type girls but I couldn't handle the fucking bit. She is HEAVY AF!!! and fucking her doggy style.... wasn't enjoyable. It's like one position you can only fuck her with. I started getting cold feet and my dick was struggling to get hard. I already struggle to cum during sex and I knew I wasn't going to cum. She was getting pissy with me because my dick wasn't hard and her attitude was starting to stink from there.

Aftermath: She looked hot but the more I was fucking her, the more I realise wtf I am doing her and started seeing her ugly side. She was so pissed off me because of struggling to fuck her she told me to get out and get cleaned up in the toilets because in her words 'this is not working and your dick isn't hard'. I left feeling like a piece of shit but at the same time relief because I didn't enjoy the punt after making those weird vacuum noises whilst sucking my dick 

I researched more of her and realise she has an onlyfans and twitter. I did shamefully purchase her onlyfans but what I realise is she fucks with all these black guys in her 10 seconds clip, looking like a good slag but then when she was with me, she acted very cold and bitter towards me (despite we had a good conversation before fucking). I will probably save my accusations of that for another day...

Conclusion: Don't bother. She is going to work again soon as she had recent surgery, but don't bother and save your money.

[SantanaCarlos]

to get out and get cleaned up in the toilets

Blimey, 110 of her majesty’s finest coins to be spoken/treated like that? Scandalous

Commiserations OP.

Better luck on your next outing 

[Jonestown]

Well, you'd think an experienced psychologist would have enough material there for a whole book.

[deano658]

Always been tempted by this one after seeing her of and Twitter, she seems outright dirty on there but sounds like reality does not match expectations.

[Jerk Chicken]

Thanks for the review @Edo244 and given this shocker of a punt a warm welcome to UKP.

Did you not check her reviews on here as a Guest? Her last positive review on here was 18 months ago since then she has consistently posted Neg after Neg. Her current batting score prior to your punt was 4-0-5.

Chaps this is one clearly to avoid at all costs!

[Payyourwaymate]

She told you to get out?! FFS  . Unlucky man.

[last_days_of_logan]

Hello, I'm new here and have always been a fan of ukpunting. I felt that my first post should be the most embarrassing experience I had with this escort I met a few months ago who was also in some shite channel 5 documentary last month.

Link: External Link/Members Only 30 mins incall

Location: A Hotel (can't remember the name but she tours) around kings cross. She does this weird thing (imo) where she hides the key card under pots so that the punter gets access to the room.

The Punt: It was the worst ever punt I have ever had. When lockdown was easing, I missed punting so I randomly looked at adultwork and I saw her profile. I called her number, I asked if she's sees black guys, and managed to book her within an hour. When I entered the hotel room, She was quite friendly at first and we had a good talk first, getting to know each other. She wanted to know what I did as a career and we had a deep conversation about mental health because I work as a psychologist.

The Action: She was making these weird blowing noise on my dick  . I was giving my 'wtf' face and she noticed earlier on asking me 'what is it' and I said nothing so that I don't piss her off so she continued. I swear to God, I am probably inexperienced with bbw type girls but I couldn't handle the fucking bit. She is HEAVY AF!!! and fucking her doggy style.... wasn't enjoyable. It's like one position you can only fuck her with. I started getting cold feet and my dick was struggling to get hard. I already struggle to cum during sex and I knew I wasn't going to cum. She was getting pissy with me because my dick wasn't hard and her attitude was starting to stink from there.

Aftermath: She looked hot but the more I was fucking her, the more I realise wtf I am doing her and started seeing her ugly side. She was so pissed off me because of struggling to fuck her she told me to get out and get cleaned up in the toilets because in her words 'this is not working and your dick isn't hard'. I left feeling like a piece of shit but at the same time relief because I didn't enjoy the punt after making those weird vacuum noises whilst sucking my dick 

I researched more of her and realise she has an onlyfans and twitter. I did shamefully purchase her onlyfans but what I realise is she fucks with all these black guys in her 10 seconds clip, looking like a good slag but then when she was with me, she acted very cold and bitter towards me (despite we had a good conversation before fucking). I will probably save my accusations of that for another day...

Conclusion: Don't bother. She is going to work again soon as she had recent surgery, but don't bother and save your money.

Unlucky OP. Better luck next time

[punther]

At the time she asked you to get out, how much time did you have left?

[Jerk Chicken]

You know reading this again this is a proper low life bitch!

[RAJEC]

She does sound like a cunt, but a cunt that I’d love to stuff 

[Dopedj]

BLOODY HELL!!!


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[Edo244]

At the time she asked you to get out, how much time did you have left?

It was a 30 minutes incall so I had like around 10 minutes left. But tbh i didn't care anymore because I felt very awkward with what she was doing. It wasn't enjoyable and to be honest I didn't really researched properly on her. It was afterwards, I researched more on her that I felt more embarrassed of what I had done.

[Edo244]

She told you to get out?! FFS  . Unlucky man.

Yeah. And I was shocked myself lol. it was mid doggy style and she just said 'ok enough, your not hard enough'. I mean how could I be hard when you was sucking my dick like a vacuum

I'm not a type of person to be rude to WGs so I just left feeling shit.

[bbwandy72]

She's also a notorious barebacker.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=148160.msg2333048#msg2333048

[scutty brown]

Slightly off-topic, but its safer never revealing details of your life. Letting her know your job just gives her leverage when she's trying to fuck with your head or waste time. Next time tell the girl you're an office worker.......or if you want to fuck with her head say you're a taxman

[BBWLOVER21]

Has this girl ever had any good feedback 

[Mr Sinister]

Sorry to hear about your shit punt, I can see why it may be enticing for some but these types of girls are cold, shite attitude only interested in taking your cash for as little in return. On the flip side this is how you need to be not talking about your career or personal shit.

You're there to fuck and she's there to provide a service.

[Metalgear2018]

Slightly off-topic, but its safer never revealing details of your life. Letting her know your job just gives her leverage when she's trying to fuck with your head or waste time. Next time tell the girl you're an office worker.......or if you want to fuck with her head say you're a taxman

I agree. she can contact your work place and get you sacked from your profession. A psychologist sleeping with escorts is not a good look.

[luv2kiss54]

I remember seeing her on one of those Channel 4 or 5 documentaries. Absolutely awful. Boasting about how much money she makes.Kept getting her lips pumped up to ridiculous size and already had many cosmetic procedures at her young age. It would be my worst nightmare seeing someone like her, there is nothing appealing about her at all to my eye. However sorry to hear of your terrible experience, i really hope her bookings dry up until she learns to treat people better but i doubt it ! 

[drillaaaa]

I must be possessed because after all these bad reviews I still want to give her a go. Just a itch i've gotta scratch 

Sorry to hear tho OP, she does prefer seeing black clients tho so surprising her attitude was so off with you

[Dopedj]

I must be possessed because after all these bad reviews I still want to give her a go. Just a itch i've gotta scratch 

Sorry to hear tho OP, she does prefer seeing black clients tho so surprising her attitude was so off with you

Not surprising she prefers black guys And not for the reason you think. 

[last_days_of_logan]

Not surprising she prefers black guys And not for the reason you think.

Explain? Not sure what other reason aside from their money, rumour of big dicks and we have a significant % that like big women / big ass women

[Dopedj]

As I said before not for tht reason you think  only a selected few will understand my statement.

[magnetico]

the more I was fucking her, the more I realise wtf I am doing

I'd wonder the same thing if i was fucking a BBW 

[magnetico]

As I said before not for tht reason you think  only a selected few will understand my statement.

Another no-reviews troll 

[Payyourwaymate]

Not surprising she prefers black guys And not for the reason you think.

I think I get what you mean but if it really is that reason that is some foul shit man. I'll take a stab, it's because there are some black guys that would sample a white chick no matter what she looks like and she can't get any other guys that would see her as she is hence she prefers black guys as they seem to be the larger demographic of men that would be prepared to fuck her. Is that it?

This is all speculation, there are no conclusive statistical grounds for what I said. It would be easier if you just came out and said the reason.

[BootyConnoisseur]

Damn man, you could tie a chain around this bitch and use her as a wrecking ball 

Bad luck OP. Thanks for sharing. Better luck on the next one.

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[last_days_of_logan]

Another no-reviews troll 

Am telling you. will never review

He is basically sitting on information and not sharing...intentionally.. he is very comfortable in this

[last_days_of_logan]

I think I get what you mean but if it really is that reason that is some foul shit man. I'll take a stab, it's because there are some black guys that would sample a white chick no matter what she looks like and she can't get any other guys that would see her as she is hence she prefers black guys as they seem to be the larger demographic of men that would be prepared to fuck her. Is that it?

This is all speculation, there are no conclusive statistical grounds for what I said. It would be easier if you just came out and said the reason.

In summation..black guys fuck big girls (allegdedly)

He wont say nothing, he doesnt help when people ask...he never reviews

[drillaaaa]

Not surprising she prefers black guys And not for the reason you think.

Yeah please explain bro. Just annoying you say that then nothing lol rather u just say nothing

[last_days_of_logan]

Yeah please explain bro. Just annoying you say that then nothing lol rather u just say nothing

Now that we have covered everything and he says its none of that...he has to think of something deeep and insightful

[Payyourwaymate]

Now that we have covered everything and he says its none of that...he has to think of something deeep and insightful

I can't think of anything else, you're right we've covered everything. Unless he personally knows her and she has a specific complex with black guys for a particular reason, I can't think of any other reason that has not been thrown out there. I wonder if he'll respond.

[last_days_of_logan]

I can't think of anything else, you're right we've covered everything. Unless he personally knows her and she has a specific complex with black guys for a particular reason, I can't think of any other reason that has not been thrown out there. I wonder if he'll respond.

How long you been with us? DopeD won't give you what you want if you ask him

I will say one thing though...he is a treasure trove of information, all the more frustrating he doesnt share

[Payyourwaymate]

How long you been with us? DopeD won't give you what you want if you ask him

I will say one thing though...he is a treasure trove of information, all the more frustrating he doesnt share

Not long enough to know what he's like it seems. What a shame that is the case.

[Gentlelovemaking]

Just read this OP. You shouldn’t feel like shit and don’t let anyone make you feel like that. Although she may prefer Black men in her personal life I’m sure professionally it isn’t an issue who she sees.

I’m not sure if you’re new to punting but you’ll find that you won’t click with every SP you punt.

For what it’s worth I do sympathise with you because as shallow as it sounds I enjoy my punts more when the SP has a level of attraction towards me. I can accept I’m not everyone type (who is) but my best punts have been with SP’s who find me some what appealing..........keep going I’m sure you’ll find SP’s that do it for you.

[drillaaaa]

Just read this OP. You shouldn’t feel like shit and don’t let anyone make you feel like that. Although she may prefer Black men in her personal life I’m sure professionally it isn’t an issue who she sees.

I’m not sure if you’re new to punting but you’ll find that you won’t click with every SP you punt.

For what it’s worth I do sympathise with you because as shallow as it sounds I enjoy my punts more when the SP has a level of attraction towards me. I can accept I’m not everyone type (who is) but my best punts have been with SP’s who find me some what appealing..........[/b]keep going I’m sure you’ll find SP’s that do it for you.

Yeah I would agree. Partially why I tend to go for girls who are known to prefer black men

[Edo244]

Just read this OP. You shouldn’t feel like shit and don’t let anyone make you feel like that. Although she may prefer Black men in her personal life I’m sure professionally it isn’t an issue who she sees.

I’m not sure if you’re new to punting but you’ll find that you won’t click with every SP you punt.

For what it’s worth I do sympathise with you because as shallow as it sounds I enjoy my punts more when the SP has a level of attraction towards me. I can accept I’m not everyone type (who is) but my best punts have been with SP’s who find me some what appealing..........keep going I’m sure you’ll find SP’s that do it for you.

I started punting around mid 2019 but have never really enjoyed any sessions I had with WG. I had one regular I liked but she retired.

I am sort of semi retired with punting. Only did it because I can't girls real life. Now I've realised I should have never punted in my mid-late 20s in the first place.

[Gentlelovemaking]

Yeah I would agree. Partially why I tend to go for girls who are known to prefer black men

Considering the amount of NBA’s out there I’m not surprised to hear this.

I don’t mind punting women who Don’t see Black men in their personal lives, the issue is if they don’t find black men sexually attractive at all. In the modern day I’m sure there’s someone of every race that we all find attractive so you’d think it wouldn’t be such an issue.

From what I’ve said OP’s discovery that she seems to prefer black men has probably made him feel that’s why she didn’t click with him (I’m sure she didn’t have an issue with non black men). Although due diligence Would’ve shown him this before I recon if he Bossed the situation he would’ve had a good punt regardless.

[Gentlelovemaking]

I started punting around mid 2019 but have never really enjoyed any sessions I had with WG. I had one regular I liked but she retired.

I am sort of semi retired with punting. Only did it because I can't girls real life. Now I've realised I should have never punted in my mid-late 20s in the first place.

Very insightful OP and I like you started punting in my mid 20’s. I’ll be honest I’ve never had any issues with women and punting was a hobby I picked up due to convenience as it was easier than going on numerous dates and I wanted to focus on my career and I didn’t have the time for a relationship (I was always good at taking girls home after a night out).

As for meeting women in the Civvy world I can definitely help you with that, use online dating apps as that’s where all the action is. I’d work on getting some good pictures if you don’t have any, I’d suggest hiring a professional photographer (you can find a reasonably priced one online) to take some pictures of you for your profile.

I’d also suggest working on self improvement, physically improving your self and increasing your income/wealth, Skin etc. Once you start improving and focus on self improvement the women will start coming to you and from the sounds of it you’re still young so things will only get better for you.

[Rondonumbanine9]

Article about this WG in the sun newspaper
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[Payyourwaymate]

Very insightful OP and I like you started punting in my mid 20’s. I’ll be honest I’ve never had any issues with women and punting was a hobby I picked up due to convenience as it was easier than going on numerous dates and I wanted to focus on my career and I didn’t have the time for a relationship (I was always good at taking girls home after a night out).

As for meeting women in the Civvy world I can definitely help you with that, use online dating apps as that’s where all the action is. I’d work on getting some good pictures if you don’t have any, I’d suggest hiring a professional photographer (you can find a reasonably priced one online) to take some pictures of you for your profile.

I’d also suggest working on self improvement, physically improving your self and increasing your income/wealth, Skin etc. Once you start improving and focus on self improvement the women will start coming to you and from the sounds of it you’re still young so things will only get better for you.

So OP would have to become an above average man, to bag an average girl in the most likely scenario. I know you mean well, but don't you see how odd that is?

[Gentlelovemaking]

So OP would have to become an above average man, to bag an average girl in the most likely scenario. I know you mean well, but don't you see how odd that is?

Nah OP just has to be the best version of himself and own it. I don’t think he should have let the punt make him feel the way it did. No one should feel like as a pice of shit after a punt.

[Edo244]

Article about this WG in the sun newspaper
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omfg. interesting article lol

[drillaaaa]

Just gone through your reviews, seems you've had some bad luck lol, always managed to stumble upon a loose screwed woman

[last_days_of_logan]

I started punting around mid 2019 but have never really enjoyed any sessions I had with WG. I had one regular I liked but she retired.

I am sort of semi retired with punting. Only did it because I can't girls real life. Now I've realised I should have never punted in my mid-late 20s in the first place.

I am going to give you my list in PM. Lets get these punting experiences up shall we

[Edo244]

Just gone through your reviews, seems you've had some bad luck lol, always managed to stumble upon a loose screwed woman

I know man. Hence why I cba with punting. It ain't enjoyable for me especially because of my skin colour as well. I feel escorts have preferences for who they want to see as clients.

[Payyourwaymate]

I know man. Hence why I cba with punting. It ain't enjoyable for me especially because of my skin colour as well. I feel escorts have preferences for who they want to see as clients.

What sort of WGs are you trying to see?  As long as you avoid the NBA ones, (although that happens to be a lot) and can read the situation when dealing with them you should be ok. Are you sure this is not how they see you as a person leading to a projection of a sort of awkwardness in dealing with WGs, thus leading to a self fufilling prophecy of shit punts?

WGs are brutally honest in that if they think you are a dickhead, they will try to take you for one. It's not like civvy girls that they'll let you down easy, indirectly ignore you or make up excuses. I don't think it's your skin colour because there are enough black members here that have not really had problems with WGs overall due to them being black.

[punther]

What sort of WGs are you trying to see?  As long as you avoid the NBA ones, (although that happens to be a lot) and can read the situation when dealing with them you should be ok. Are you sure this is not how they see you as a person leading to a projection of a sort of awkwardness in dealing with WGs, thus leading to a self fufilling prophecy of shit punts?

WGs are brutally honest in that if they think you are a dickhead, they will try to take you for one. It's not like civvy girls that they'll let you down easy, indirectly ignore you or make up excuses. I don't think it's your skin colour because there are enough black members here that have not really had problems with WGs overall due to them being black.

Yeah I agree, this is not an issue of skin colour

It's about WG selection

[drillaaaa]

I know man. Hence why I cba with punting. It ain't enjoyable for me especially because of my skin colour as well. I feel escorts have preferences for who they want to see as clients.

I made a thread on it a while back on escorts who enjoy seeing black men, maybe i'll revive it as I've got some additions to go on there too.

But as said above sometimes it may be on you and how you act around them, try to go in there with some confidence and act like you know what you're doing then they're less likely to take the piss out of you.