Miss Lan- Warwick road- not the Girl but stayed

[John90]

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When
Happened on Thursday 19th November around 1pm

Comms
Pretty good. Her English isn’t great but managed to arrange time. I just wanted just OW in 15 mins and she agreed

Location
(Description of location removed as per rule #22). Parking can be found in the Tesco megastore 5 mins away.

Girl
She’s not the girl on the profile as like the other user said. She is mid 30s to early 40s 5ft5 but with oriental girls you never know. She was dressed in high heels a crop top and blue jeans. She looked like she was ready to go to the shops rather than a punt.

Service
She led me to her room and I had to take my shoes off. She asked me how long I wanted to stay? I told her 15 mins just OW and she agreed and I handed over £70. No shower offered or needed as I took one before. She stashed the money and began to undress and I undressed too at the same timeout told her I wanted her to wear her Nike trainers (which is a thing of mine) and she agreed. I was standing next to the chair and she gave me a average OW. I was holding the back of head and gently trying to push it in deeper. After 3 mins of this she took my cock out her mouth, stood up and turned around. She lubed her pussy and put her hands on the bed while her feet was on the ground and said “fuck me”  so I obliged and slid my cock in her pussy and began to pound away in doggy. I was grabbing her small tits and pulling her hair while she moaned then blew in the bag. She cleaned me up with a wet wipe and offered me hand sanitizer after. Got dressed said goodbye and out the door all with in 15mins.

Conclusion
She was not the girl on the profile but I was so horny I stayed. She’s ok but very mechanical. She surprised me by asking her to fuck her when all I wanted was OW. Neutral review as she wasn’t the girl on the profile. she provided a mechanical service but was willing to please so that bumped it to a neutral.

Btw this is my first review and I have more to come which includes Amanda big bum and Lovely miss Lindsey

[daviemac]

Please don't describe exact locations. - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680.0

[John90]

Thanks for that I’ll take note for next time 

[SamOmar]

I have walked twice and stayed once at the location in question mainly due to incorrect pictures and a list of extras. The original miss Lan however provided a great blowjob and is a shame shes gone

[golden bull]

Fuck that shit. A B&S is an automatic red card 🛑 in my books.

[JayEZ2K]

Cheers John90, thanks for reviewing. Sounds like this place has turned into typical rotation place, with the catch that they're charging top price for mediocre ladies.

Given the description (her age) and the B&S, there are lots of places, in fact most, that offer this for a full 30 minutes for £60, doubling your time and saving you 10 quid.


If her less than stellar ~90% negative ratio isn't enough, it's confirmed that this is a typical B&S, but overpriced. Best to avoid.

she has gone back to china and the agent managing her profile changed the details to their B&S operation.

[Makka124]

Fuck that shit. A B&S is an automatic red card 🛑 in my books.

Yes it’s an automatic Red negative, but I understand his neutral too because it was the service he received

[Jerk Chicken]

Thanks for the review @John90 and welcome to UKP.

A suggestion only but I think for future reviews where this scenario presents itself consider automatically awarding a negative simply because it is not the girl in the advertising material. You can of course go on to set out your experiences which were positive.

It will flag up to other punters immediately that something is amis here (B&S) and most importantly they may not see the WG you saw who delivered a decent punt.