First review and I'm afraid it's a legit one.... more 'regular service' reviews to follow.
This happened in the week leading up to Christmas and wanted a proper Thai massage. I was in Newcastle doing some Christmas shopping, so I called Lanna and was booked in for 30 mins time. Comms 10/10.
Location: Chinatown in Newcastle. Easy directions given via text once the booking was confirmed. Up one flights of stairs once inside from the main street.
Massage: Once inside, my temperature was taken... all fine to continue. I then paid the fee (£35 for 1 hour) and was shown into the room by an older Thai lady. Although on the WhatsApp pic, the girls do appear to be younger, so perhaps I got the owner? I don't know. She said she had an offer of a hot stone massage for free, so with it being a cold day and I'd never had one before, I thought why not.
She asked me to leave the clothes on the side and left the room, when she returned I was naked, face down and she covered me with a towel (
but expected at this establishment). The room was very warm and was comfortable. She was wearing a face mask and a medium massage was confirmed, started off by 'warming the body' as she put it, by pressing on top of the towel. This went on for a few minutes, before she folded the towel down to reveal my back and then placed a small (hand towel?) on my bum and removed the large towel altogether. This surprised me as the hand towel didn't cover much (given it's a legit place) and seemed like a token gesture really. Anyway, she then got the hot oil out and started a hot oil massage (very nice
), she worked on my back a lot and really got into the knots. There was no CC swipes or accidental touches of the fella throughout (again as expected). However, when she was working on my hamstrings, she did move to the inside groin when I became hard for a while, but no accidental touching. I heard another girl come in with the hot stones and it's an experience I'd recommend, she must've used 10+ stones overall and placed them on my spine once done. Running the stones on each of my limbs whilst they were still hot.
Once the stones were removed, it was on to the flip. Towel held up to not see the fella, which I found ironic as it had definitely been viewable for the last 30 minutes or so. She then started some stretching which was good actually (as I do a lot of running), and the towel slipped away to reveal all and it wasn't placed back. It was during these stretches a younger, attractive Thai lady came in to collect the now cool hot stones on a trolley and gave me a smile after looking where the towel used to be. Bit more stretching and the massage came to a close. She said to say I'd been before if I was to come again (and also asked if I'd been before at the start actually)... don't know what this means really, but I might go back once more (once tier 4 eases) to see if any other services are available but I doubt it given other reviews.
I would certainly recommend this for a legit massage.
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