Report on a pre-Christmas visit to
External Link/Members OnlyKanlayaThai massage shop is on Narborough Rd next to the Salvation Army place.
I've visited this place a few times because its not a bad shop, even if the area itself now feels quite dodgy. It has that 'downtown Mogadishu' feeling about it and there were bunch of very dubious looking guys hanging around just next door to Kanlaya. Some of you might remember it as Ninsuwan a few years ago.
Anyway, I had called them up earlier in the day and booked Joy, who always gives good service. When I arrived at the shop I was told that it was Joy's day off! I was rather annoyed, however the receptionist persuaded me to go upstairs and said she would send 'another girl' up.
Got ready in the room and relaxed on the massage bed. 'Another girl' turned out to be 'Anna'. Now Anna is rather a 'well built' girl, and the wrong side of 50. She seems like a nice person, but 'sexy' is not a word you would necessarily associate with her. Maybe 'matronly'.....
The massage started off rather clumsy and heavy handed. When I turned over she offered a HJ at £20. I declined. After a few more minutes of massaging she offered again. This time I accepted - but more out of morbid curiosity than any real desire. Anyway, after some rather fierce tugging nothing was really happening so I made my excuses (too tired) and got dressed.
I guess some guys might have enjoyed the experience, but it just didn't work for me. I prefer ladies at the skinny end of the spectrum, and a light touch.
