Author Topic: Millie @ LUSH Agency Birmingham - Based at Masshouse - TOFTT  (Read 1416 times)

Offline alibirmingham

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Another Lush agency TOFTT for me but happened a few weeks back. Just not had the chance to review as been busy. Sadly this was going to be a neutral at best but decided on a NEG. Meet felt odd and she was not what I expected.

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Price agreed and Time: 30 Mins £60

Services Requested: usual website checks with regards to services offered and confirmed in the room. OWO, RO, covered sex. OK with toys on her (providing you bring your own) but no fingering, little to no ball play, and not really a GFE (that I found)

Comms:

Usual agency comms, Booked a day in advance.   

Location:

BLOODY nightmare location for parking. Public transport your ok. Masshouse apartments so right in the city centre. No local car parks near that I would walk from although there are some between 5/10 min walk. For a punt I always like to be near my car in case things go sideward's. Ended up taking a risk and parking on pavement next to double yellows.  I went during the day so night time may be more risk free in terms of getting a ticket etc.

Room:

High rise apartment block so needed guiding in. Only one lift working and busy apartment so getting up to the high floor number did take time. No reception however so discreet to a degree. The room itself was big and spacious but not very welcoming. Typical WG flat really. Lights did work and has a window buy curtains drawn for the duration of the punt but lights were left on at my request. Bed fit for purpose but just covered in a basic sheet. Doubt its changed often as not the cleanest I've seen, I used my towel from the shower as a added layer between me and the sheets.

Appearance:

Her pics on the website are very flattering but I found her to look much older than the pics and the way she was also pointed to her being much older than her stated age. I would put her around the late 30's or early 40's but with some possible facial cosmetics like fillers etc. Not an expert but just didn't look fully natural. Sandy (ex Masshouse Sandy that is) I would say is a good comparison , Likes to promote a younger age then she clearly is. Hid behind the door when opening and wore a black lingerie set including, stockings, suspenders, bra and knickers, and a lace type thing that went over it all (sure it has a name but I can't think what it's called lol)

Body wise very natural, Not toned or anything like that, Nothing special really. Decent frame and natural figure with natural tits (if I remember right), and bum, but the vagina wasn't a neat and tidy one. I found it to be more mature looking if that makes sense. For me a tidy, neat, cute looking vagina adds to the appeal especially during RO and 69. 

The details:

Keeping it as brief as I can as nothing special to report. Confirmed services, and she insisted I take a shower for OWO. Not a prob. Back into the room and start with light touching, felt awkward really.

To the bed for OWO and not the best, far from it really. She sprayed hand sanitizer on the cock  (stung a tad but must of tasted a lot worse). Poor technique, too much teeth and due to her limited English communicating with her was difficult. Too many stop/start instructions and explaining from me just to get it to a point it was bearable. Ball play again not the best, either too aggressive and forceful or light swipes.

Toys on her was ok, but just didn't get into it. She didn't seem relaxed and that put me off. RO wasn't much better as hard to tell if she was fresh and it was natural odour or odour from previous punter and the not so neat looking vagina didn't help so not much RO either.

Sex was about the only decent thing. CG was good, She can ride better then a lot of WG's I've seen, Mish as well was decent, finished in doggy but was rushed at the end. So goes down as a clock watcher too. That wouldn't be an issue if I got my full 30 mins but she clearly started the clock the moment I buzzed her door from the intercom outside so the time it took me to finally get to her, sort out the paperwork and have the insisted shower I was out at least 10 mins, then the 5 mins she allotted for the dressing etc after the punt all meant I was only getting 15 mins of action max. Not great really especially if I'm paying at a rate of £2 a min.

Summary:

When I started writing this review I was thinking Neutral but now after recalling everything I think its tipped into the Neg territory. The lack of GFE, bad BJ technique, odour issue, poor delivery of other agreed services, clock watching etc, and questionable looks and profile info all tip it into the red sadly.
 
Would I Visit again??


Sadly not this WG, Looked good on the outside but didn't live up to the expectation especially considering the other gems Lush has on offer atm.

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Fucking hell! Hand sanitizer on the hood  :scare:
She must not know how to handle the delicate parts.
Mass house has always been an issue for me. The one and only time I visited a WG in the Madhouse Plaza was many years ago. It's such a crap place to visit/park. I always avoid that side. Saying that, most of Broad St area is going to end up like that.
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Fucking hell! Hand sanitizer on the hood  :scare:
She must not know how to handle the delicate parts.
Mass house has always been an issue for me. The one and only time I visited a WG in the Madhouse Plaza was many years ago. It's such a crap place to visit/park. I always avoid that side. Saying that, most of Broad St area is going to end up like that.

She did surprise me with the spray, I lay down closed my eyes expected her to take me into her gob, Instead i hear a squirt of the sanitizer and then a slight sting. By then its too late and she got to work quick which helped.

As for Parking it is a nightmare. There used to be a couple of open pay nd display car parks next t masshouse but they have all closed which now means only the main multi story ones remain open. Theres another chines group that use Masshouse (who i will review shortly) who offer free parking inside the Masshouse parking lot but i would avoide them as well as they are terrible. One of the worst ounts of the year

Broad street is heading that way but with any luck it wont be as bad as Masshouse

Offline iceman-76

Aahhh mate, sorry you had a bad one. I was on the fence with this girl but you've made my mind up now, thanks. Will give her a miss.

Offline chadpitt

You think Millie is bad. Try her friend Nicole who is "35". Yeah "35" back in 2014...


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Thanks Ali.
I was considering her,she really does appeal to me,but I think I'll avoid.
Better luck next time.......or maybe not if the hint you gave is anything to go by.

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You think Millie is bad. Try her friend Nicole who is "35". Yeah "35" back in 2014...

Nicole’s age put me off her right from the start. Older ladies by all means have to right to work but I prefer to see ladies younger then me. That’s why I prefer to know the WG’s ballpark real age so I can make at least a half informed decision to see her or not (I know they will never be totally truthful) but to our as much as these wg’s are is just bollocks.

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Thanks Ali.
I was considering her,she really does appeal to me,but I think I'll avoid.
Better luck next time.......or maybe not if the hint you gave is anything to go by.

I won’t be going back to her EVER  :mad:. Not sure I’ll be punting in the near future either due to tier 4 and other projects I’ve got going on that’s taking up all my free time. But I’ll be back on the punting scene and seeing my regs and some new ones soon enough. Think it’s fair to say this old dog still has some life left in him lol