External Link/Members OnlyCouldn't get hold of a decent FS SP,so a lastminute.com decision to check out the Chinese MILF Lilly,often mentioned on here.Hopeful I'd get some tasty extras on top of the usual FBSM takeaway.Did get some,but left feeling underwhelmed regarding their quality.Also found her shapeless,she winged the 2nd half, + IMO I paid a tad over the odds for the experience.
Comms-phoned + booked through Mr.Wan King,the Chinese handler.Decent English.
Location -v.short walk from McDs ,Coventry Rd.Nearby X1:X2:60 buses
Building/room -modern,clean + warm inside
MENU - MASSAGE : B2B : HJ : OWO : CIM : BALLSUCKINGPaid -
30 massage +
40 B2B/HE +
10 OWO/CIM/BS =
80 (30mins)
Lilly Late 40s+ IMO : 5'0" odd : facially not hideous,average Oriental looks.Straight black hair.Red/cream sailor girl-type dress.
Probs size 10.Weeny belly,unsurprisingly.Body-wise, she's amorphous.No hips,no ass - clues that she was anatomically female were her 32B(?) splayed + pointy norks.Prefer some curves,however slight.....
Bubbly + cheeky, with limited English.
DeedsForehead tasered on arrival,well below average temperature,I must be the living dead.Wong A handed over,washed hands in toilet room,shown to wank den + stripped while she watched with amusement.Prob cos the trusty bamboo stick had shrunk to anorexic maggot size with the cold journey......
Parked on table + off we went.Our masks still on .Doses of warm oil to the upper back,stood in front of my head with her crotch(still dressed) hovering inches away.Then, down to the lower half.Some finger runs through the bum split, scrapes of the cherrybag,+ even licked the top of my ass crack.Didn't venture further down tho -
Ho Pe only momentarily sprung eternal.Cheekily slapped my bum a few times ,with triumphant giggles.Chopstick engorged with the red nectar.Massage overall OK.
Hushed question eventually came,paid in advance.Off with her dress + undercrackers.Clocked her lack of curvaceous femininity - a walking rectangle.Narrower version of SpongeBob.....
Dive-bombed my back + simulated humping me.Stopped at intervals to take several phone calls-
. Upward body slides with obscene phone call heavy breathing in my lugholes + then asked to turn over to divulge the bulge.
The clockwatching then started.Must've had a booking straight after.Prob why she answered her blower.Started to dash to make me splash,grabbed the Wang Er + started the tug.Wanted to explore her other menu items before I shot,so asked her to Fu Man Chew on my knob.An extra 10 (paid after) .
OWO was so-so.Initially barely-perceptible lip halos around the helmet + then a frantic piston motion like an ADHD woodpecker on Ecstasy, in a blatant attempt to accelerate my ejaculation.Irritatingly kept on signalling for me to make haste(or should that be spray paste?)whenever she came up for air.
Eventually got her to chow down on the twin lychees while I tinkered with the winkie. Imagined hornier sessions (Jun Jun + Susan) to get the bubble tea boiling. Clamped her mouth firmly around the pipe to form a tight seal when I started cumming + didn't retreat until all the juice was drained from the fruits .Good girl.
Finished on the dot.Paid the tenner balance to the lady from Balance,cleaned up,dressed + left.No real spring (roll) in my departing steps.Never bumped into Mr.Wan King during the visit -maybe he was in a back room doing what his name suggests !
+ve
Decent premises
Friendly + endearingly cheeky
OK massage/B2B
Got OWO + CIM + ballsucking,rarely offered in FBSM
Well taken CIM-ve
Not VG VFM IMO
Moderate OWO
Phone malarkey
Hurried
Not attracted to her body shape
Conveyor beltConclusion = Grey
Won't be rushing back
LM
