Author Topic: Any couple friendly massage outlets in Newcastle?  (Read 715 times)

Offline Borolad81

Hi everyone. This is my first post on here.

We are a couple who will be staying overnight in a Newcastle hotel, I'm wondering if anyone can point me in the right direction, we both want a massage but not like a totally legit one. We want some spice in the message, we don't need sexual relief but a full nude massage with swipes etc would be good. Would needed on the 27th December.

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Hi everyone. This is my first post on here.

We are a couple who will be staying overnight in a Newcastle hotel, I'm wondering if anyone can point me in the right direction, we both want a massage but not like a totally legit one. We want some spice in the message, we don't need sexual relief but a full nude massage with swipes etc would be good. Would needed on the 27th December.
No it's not, you were asking about massages in September 2018 and you've made no effort since to make any kind of contribution despite being a regular visitor. This isn't the way the site works mate, it's all about give and take not take and take.

Offline Borolad81

Yes I get what you mean... How am I meant to contribute more when I haven't even ever had a punt yet. I have only had a couple of legit massages and that's it.

Offline winkywanky

Yes I get what you mean... How am I meant to contribute more when I haven't even ever had a punt yet. I have only had a couple of legit massages and that's it.


This place is an enormously helpful resource for anyone punting in the UK (it even says it on the tin).

If you were serious about having a punt or sexy massage, all the information you need is somewhere on here already, similarly you can look on Vivastreet or Gumtree for masseuses who do extras.

But instead, after 2.5yrs on here all you've done is ask, twice, for a bespoke, personal recommendation.

So yes, it would be relatively straightforward for you to find a punt by spending 30mins having a look around, and then you could make yourself really useful by posting up a review for others to look at.

It's actually quite annoying for members who contribute, to see posts like yours, from guys who've been here for a long time and put nothing back.

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Yes I get what you mean... How am I meant to contribute more when I haven't even ever had a punt yet. I have only had a couple of legit massages and that's it.
Why haven't you bothered reviewing those then?? all reviews are useful. There's plenty of people on here who enjoy a good massage and don't mind if they are legit so that is no excuse.

Offline Borolad81

I did try searching beforehand but only old posts were coming up. Ok I get your point. Will contribute abit more now.