Ammie/ Knightsbridge /Diva / from a fun opening to a droopy ending, in detail

[ollielon]

I noticed these little green now available flags on profiles at Diva.
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Yes what are these ... are they the only girls available or it is just marketing to promote some girls at specific time / day over others .. I thought all the girls were available unless there was a specific message on the pics like on holliday or back tomorrow ..

[bedhedred]

I'm assuming that if you were near the location, you could buck them at 15 minutes notice. 

I bet @lumpyxxx could tell us.

[yesbby]

Yes it just means they have their knickers on and have already shaved their legs

[DeanM]

Ammie
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I hope I won’t be sent to the Gulag for what I am about to say next.

Preamble: my plan A for the day fell through and I was casting around for ideas. Sweet Chantelle was booked out for the rest of the day.
These texts illustrate my thinking:
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This review is worthy of a pullitzer prize
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Comms were easy and I was guided to Knightsbridge and posh redbrick flat close to Harrods.

The girl: she didn't disappoint in the look and feel. The pictures are fair and she even greeted me in the white onesy with white pop socks illustrated.

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She was friendly enough. Nothing in the introductory moments would have caused me to bail out of this punt, as sometimes happens.
She popped some super cheesy elevator muzak on her phone, so no soundtrack for this review. 

The good bit:
She stood in front of me and we started with some snogging. I groped her arse and began to get the tingle in my dick. After some moments, she turned round and rubbed my dick against her arse. We lay down on the bed and made out some more. I was trying to take it slow and gentle.

Slightly too soon she crawled down to my dick and started into a rather nice sloppy mid depth owo. There was suction, no teeth, plenty of sensation round the head. I could imagine that with persistence she could have blown my load in her mouth, but we weren't 10 minutes into the action so I brought her up for snogging and finger play. She frigged herself quite a bit and kept my fingers from going anywhere near the inside of her gash. She moaned lots of "da, da" for when she was acting enjoyment.

I got her back down to serve my dick and she did so patiently for some minutes. I was encouraging her, but her English is crap so the potential for mis communication (and her getting frustrated) was high, and so I kept it to the minimum.

Seeing the large baroque mirror at one side of the room, I had to make use of it. I got her to blow me with her arse and pussy in the reflection. I mimed what I wanted her to do. At first, she tried lying down, and I couldn’t quite see what I wanted. Eventually she realised it was more comfortable on all fours, so in the end, I got my arse/pussy shot and was happy.

Then things start to go wrong:
She stood up and went to the bathroom. I think, to spit out some drool from the owo. No other sp has ever done this. Pretty soon she was back and got into 69. I got her lovely gash fed to me. Plenty of love juice sloshing around which really begs the question as to why she needed half a gallon of lube in the last 20 minutes. (To kill off the punt maybe?)

She seemed to enjoy my tonguing. I got a finger near her ass hole before she budged it away. For more than half the 69, she didn't suck or even touch my dick. Blue pill or not he began to feel neglected at £3.33 per minute... I began to lose revs. 

Eventually she wanted to shag. As they always do when they are rushin you. (Russian, geddit?)

Call me cynical, but I think she had planned on busting my nut at 40 minutes and chilling with the last 20. Old muggins BHR, would have paid £66 for nothing much. Lazy!

She got more mechanical as her game plan didn't pan out. I have learnt how to keep shagging and getting action in the time I have paid for, but my resilience and persistence flushes out lazy bitches who don't really want to earn the money I’ve just paid them.

Cowgirl: she rolled on the dom and then applied a generous amount of lube (to my consternation , but I bottled that inside). The first 60 seconds of the shag was snug, but it soon turned into a frictionless slither fest. She looked good bouncing up and down on my dick, but I couldn't feel much downstairs, and upstairs, she wasn't really interacting with me any more.

Doggy: she suggested this and I slipped in the back all too easily. Again the visuals of her wasp waste and peachy arse looked nice. I was moderately happy for a moment or two.

Sitting on me: I pulled her back to see if I could do a "legs splayed entry from behind" with us looking at ourselves in the mirror. That position was fantastic with OLIVIA SWEETIE (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=288132.0) and Ammie has a similar slender frame, so I thought it might work here to give a nice visual for me to remember. Again, she did not really get what I wanted, or wilfully misunderstood. I was sitting under her whilst she squatted on my dick. There were no legs splayed and I could hardly see anything.

Then she wanted another position change and this time there was something like impatience in her voice. She stood up and said we needed to change the condom. She looked at her phone, checked the time, changed the song, got out a new Condom and more lube! In my head I was going "Jesus fucking Christ! what time wasting shit is this?" I was losing revs. The boner went to 80% of full rage. 

Mish: I was still able to enter her and whack away but the heat was like a sauna and she was "head turned away" hoping it would end. I whacked knowing that all was pretty much lost. I could not feel the sides any more for lube. Ammie had used more lube in 13 minutes than every other girl in the past 6 months combined!

She was getting well twitchy about the time, I withdrew and she suggested something like sucking me. I removed the Condom which we had wasted so much time applying a few minutes earlier.

She looked frustrated as she bent down to suck and then wank my dying boner. I was bored too... But at £3.33 per minute I decided to let her continue. Just for the bloody mindedness of it, rather than the potential to enjoy. The cashier clerk at my mental wank-bank apologised and declined to accept any of this rouble shit.

My mind had wondered ahead already thinking of the shower, dressing and how to salvage the rest of my afternoon. This lasted about 3 minutes. I got up and headed to clean my meat off.

As I was getting dressed, she said I'm sorry but your time finish. I didn't reply but I'm thinking "I know that you silly bitch, that's why I am half way through getting dressed. Repeating it just feels like you are rubbing salt in the wound".

Conclusion: there was no conclusion. I didn't come anywhere near blowing my load. All this hype about mother Russia. Fuck me, I've had FAR more fun with "so called" Romanian skanks.

Action breakdown:
5 minutes: enter, pay, disrobe shower
5 minutes: making out
5 minutes: LFK and external finger play
7 minutes: decent owo me lying, her kneeling
7 minutes: her on all fours, ass in the mirror owo on me, short unexpected trip to the bathroom.
10 minutes: 69 with insufficient owo
13 minutes: stop / start shagging with too much lube. Me getting frustrated. Unnecessary condom change.
3 minutes: attempted wank finish
5 minutes: shower, robe, leave.

Back on the street, I started looking for ways to fix the situation and my girl Mia came to the rescue. I set a course for East London.
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Link:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=283174.msg3023647#msg3023647

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Appendix:
Should Diva be worried by this review? Nah! No one will read it anyway. Punters are nothing if not optimists. They don't read neg reviews... Check out this snip of Synthia W;
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a failed punt from a few days ago, pretty similar to Ammie only 80 bucks cheaper!


https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=289147.0

Punters don't want to read what can go wrong. At least Synthia had cheaper time options, but Ammie forces you to commit to an hour. What an expensive error for me!

I was an optimist as I headed into this lacklustre shit show. Ukp can't index Diva reviews so it will be tricky to find this review of Ammie after a week or two.

Reviews I could find using simple ukp search:
4 positive reviews Aug through Dec 2020.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=3010723

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=281899.msg2930341#msg2930341

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=288760.msg3014603#msg3014603

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=287162.msg2993157#msg2993157

Neg from 2017
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=176659.msg1868187#msg1868187

[bedhedred]

Odd to see this review resurfacing. Glad you liked it. It probably took longer to collate than the punt itself.

I spotted this line in the preamble :
Sweet Chantelle was booked out for the rest of the day.

I shagged Chantelle in her council flat  yesterday evening and it was brilliant as always.