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… somehow let this old bint sneak into my HL, if I ever became desperate for cheap massage. Three years on, and Linett was still loitering in my HL … and still with no UKP intel or reviews. Alas, coming out of the last Covid-19 lockdown had made me desperate, and I found myself TOFTT-ing last month …
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External Link/Members OnlyLogistics:An efficient and personable text exchange, including Linett’s auto-response …
My service! Sensual massage,
Tantric massage,Prostata m,
Full body m, Deep tissue m,
Soft m,Lingam m, Relaxing m,
and hand relief happy end
1h£70 30min £50 Xx Linett … resulted in an easy booking of an hour’s session for £70. All good so far … but no further.
Location:Although Linett has since moved on to Colindale, this location was a grim flat above a shop along a semi-residential road, about a 10min walk east of Stoke Newington train station … utterly indiscreet, as I stuck out in a perpetual footfall of Haredi Jews!
In the manky flat, stinking of fags, at least the massage table seemed spick and span … the bathroom was little cleaner, but allowed a basic wash to get cigarette stench out of one’s hair.
Looks:Although Linett is the SP in these further filtered photos …
Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members OnlyHidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members Only… she in reality is a grim granny. Standing 5’3” and a formless Size 6 with A-cups and no discernible ass, Linett was scrawny with warty skin. Her witchy and haggard face told a story of a rough life … I didn’t want to know.
Linett is easily in her 50s … from Hungary … speaking good enough English for convo.
Services:Calling Linett on my arrival to the postcode, she directed me up to her flat. On meeting her face-to-face, in that grubby setting, this was one of the first times that I felt like walking from an SP that wasn’t even a B&S! But as I wasn’t there to fuck her, I convinced myself that her FBSM must be amazing … and pushed on.
After discussing the massage types on offer, as per her text, I opted for a “mixed” offering. I coughed up the cash, and undressed as Linett popped out to stash. Back in the room, Linett found me nude and prone on the table … but I noted that she only undressed as far as her grey tank top and black panties. Warmed oil spilled on my back, as I settled my face in the hole … and Linett started a worthy Swedish hand massage … very good, actually … unknotting, stretchy-pulls, pummelling. However, although the hand massage started all over my posterior with me starkers, I felt the odd placement of a towel across my ass within minutes … after which Linett seemed to focus her massage above and below. I didn't complain, as I actually felt her novel use of massage rollers and novel manoeuvres (quad stretches with bent-knee lifts, fast/deep swipes down spine, and other testing techniques) quite pleasurable. But I soon realised that I’d had no CC-swipes and no reach-unders and no B2B. And before I knew it, I was then asked to turn over.
Now supine … with that pesky towel thrown aside and cock and balls rightly exposed … I was expecting more hand massage, steadily becoming sensual with possibly B2B, although I actually wasn’t too keen to the latter all of a sudden having eyed Linett’s wiry and warty body. However, my expectation was derailed, as Linett offered a face massage. I accepted … and enjoyed her tender application of cold cream over my face and temples, and then head massage with her firm fingers. After a few minutes of that … my eyes still closed, as I expected more … I suddenly felt my cock and balls lifted up into Linett’s oily grip. I blinked my eyes open, and watched Linett start lingam-like … slow and sensual, including tweaks of my nipples … but quickly progress to a basic wank! And again, before I knew it, I’d bloody cum in her hands … and even that was ruined by her premature release of her grip, letting my final spurts dribble miserably out of my abandoned dong.
Starting up random chat, Linett wet-wiped me clean, as I lay there trying to work out what had just happened. Although I could see no clock, I knew had to have time left … but Linett offered of shower. I contemplated arguing for her to carry on at least a massage … but I didn’t fancy her or the surroundings, and probably felt relieved to be getting away early. So, I had a basic scrub, quickly dressed, brief banter … and buggered off … checking my phone on the way out, realising that only 41mins had passed in that shithole.
Conclusion:Although Linett’s massage is actually quite good, as a professional massage, even this was short-changed! She doesn’t have the bod for B2B, but the least she should be able to do is warp a bloke up with a properly happy ending … especially as she is not a
Charlie to excuse an unexciting service. So,
Negative this must be, as I for sure ain’t ever going back.
Topic: Sensual Linett (TOFTT: Massage, HR) in N16 (Stoke Newington) (Read 3868 times)