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External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Kensington, fairly smart flat. Paid on street parking
Cost: £120/60
Sp: short fat pear shaped bbw. Big chebs but the kind found on bigger birds. Fairly firm but an odd droopy look to them. Belly bigger than anticipated and arse is shapeless. Still, I was curious about this one and no regrets. Win some, lose some and hopefully steer fellow punters clear of some.
Service: wasn’t bad, but nothing great either. Seemed reluctant to put any effort in. Some silly punter on another review stupidly stated that fat birds put more effort into sex to make up for their physicality (

), and if that
was the case, this one didn’t do that. Managed a couple of pops in the hour. The novelty with punting for me is being a filthy bastard with women that I wouldn’t let my mates see me with. This one fit the bill just perfectly. Unfortunately lacklustre performance means that even with o wo, fucking and facials, this one fell short of the mark.
Return: no chance and I’d recommend and a big avoid.