Author Topic: Natella - Diva - Kensington  (Read 5167 times)

Offline Stan Derect

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Been out of action or over a year following a massive high side on a track day at Le Mans last September in which I suffered multiple fractures, a punctured lung and a 3 week induced coma. Had another three operation since being repatriated but finally felt fit enough to return to action at the end of November.

Never been through Diva before but thought I’d push the boat out as hadn’t punted for some time. Really fancied the look of, and tried to book Marinella but she wasn’t available in my window of opportunity so after confirming services I chose Natella (who thinks of these names?) as my plan b. Given the address which is about a 4-5 minute walk from Gloucester Rd tube

Texted Nat to let her know I was there and was immediately invited in. Usual waiting behind the door when answered but was very happy with what greeted me when it was closed. Nat (sounds much better!) was wearing a pink silk robe and heels with nothing on underneath as confirmed when she threw her arms around me for a welcome hug, very sensuous kis and a grope.

Reconfirmed owo as dfk box already ticked, handed over the money (£250 for the hour) and was offered and took a shower and drink. Returned to the bedroom to find Nat disrobed, waiting with me water in hand which I took a sip of and put down. Nat has a superb body imo with no fat, big enhanced bangers and a neat shaven haven. I Pulled Nat to me for more kissing which started off slow and soft, gradually becoming more intense and full on dfk, which was on tap throughout the meet, while she reached inside my towel and began caressing my balls and wankin my now rock-hard cock

After removing my towel Nat dropped to her knees and started a very sloppy piece blowjob, before slowing down to lick the  shaft and, balls all of which done with great eye contact. After only around 10 minutes or so I could feel the sap rising so I told Nat to get on the bed and spread her legs wide as I love to lick a wet pussy.

Nat was freshly shaved and was already wet as I feasted on her. I checked fingers were ok before inserting 2 and fucking her tight pussy with them as I sucked and licked her clit alternating it with a “come hither” motion searching out her g spot. Nat seemed to be enjoying it without any ott moans and groans and eventually began shuddering with her (possibly real, who knows) climax.
Nat said she needed a minute to recover which was possibly part of the pretence of orgasm, I neither know nor care, so we lay together kissing and chatting for a short while.

The kisses slowly became more passionate and Nat once again went down on me but I was now quite desperate to let go myself. I asked for the jacket and got Nat to ride me. We started off slowly with Nat bent over me so i could control the pace and continue the dfk before getting her to sit up and ride me so I could watch her in all her glory. Once again i could feel the sap rising so switched to doggy so i could slam her as hard as possible. Lasted no more than a couple of minutes before exploding in the bag.

Was already a 5 minutes or so past the hour so got dressed and out as quick as I could after one more cheeky dfk and a handful of her delectable derriere , returning to the station feeling better than I have for the last 15 months.
« Last Edit: December 21, 2020, 03:28:32 pm by Stan Derect »
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Can you clarify, did you contact the agency or the girl as to where you were? You say the girl in your review but wonder if that's correct.

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Never been through Diva before but thought I’d push the boat out as hadn’t punted for some time. which is about a 4-5 minute walk from Gloucester Rd tube

Texted Nat to let her know I was there and was immediately invited in. Usual waiting behind the door when answered but was very happy with what greeted me when it was closed.

As far as I know Diva does not disclose SP phone numbers (unless that has changed lately). How come you had Natella’s number? Especially as you mention you haven’t been though diva before.

Furthermore, it’s interesting that your first review was a day after you registered here... we have not heard anything from you since until now.

You seem to be quite close to the SP to call her Nat too!
« Last Edit: December 21, 2020, 11:06:51 pm by bonapati »

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. Returned to the bedroom to find Nat disrobed, waiting with me water in hand which I took a sip of and put down.

Hmm. Doesn't sound like English is your first language not. Does it?

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. Returned to the bedroom to find Nat disrobed, waiting with me water in hand which I took a sip of and put down.

Hmm. Doesn't sound like English is your first language not. Does it?
You may be on to something... just maybe (phones do get dusty in winter)

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Fuck me you lot are a suspicious bunch, it’s no wonder new and infrequent punters are nervous about posting on here. You’re too fluffy, you’re ringing someone’s praises too much therefore you’re a ‘white night’ not to be trusted etc. etc.

Firstly, apologies for any confusion, it was indeed the agency I contacted to let them know I was there. If I were the WG sitting there with a dusty phone you’d assume she’d know the process for punters and wouldn’t have made such a schoolgirl error. I used ‘Nat’ not because I’m “quite close to the SP” but simply because it’s easier to type out on a phone than the ridiculous moniker she’s using

As for not reviewing since last year, I clearly explained why at the beginning of my review. For the uninitiated a highside is where the rider opens up the throttle a fraction early or too violently (me) while still leant over and causes the back wheel to spin before regaining grip, which in turn causes the bike to flip in the opposite direction, throwing the rider over the handlebars as demonstrated perfectly here External Link/Members Only

I’m an infrequent punter anyway as I live in the weald of Kent which is a proverbial desert so I tend to only punt when I travel to London or other cities for work or football, both of which would’ve been impossible this year even if I were fit enough.

I’m not sure why it's being insinuated that English isn’t my first language, ironically, in such a poorly structured post. I was merely painting a picture of the situation as it happened. I  may  be guilty of being over descriptive but I can assure you English is my first (and only!) language as clearly demonstrated in my previous review and the one you’re disputing.

I wrote an honest recollection of what happened so whether you believe it or not, I really couldn’t care less one way or the other,
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As far as I know Diva does not disclose SP phone numbers (unless that has changed lately). How come you had Natella’s number? Especially as you mention you haven’t been though diva before.

He didn't say he got her number.. im sure he means he texted the agency and this a typographical error.

Furthermore, it’s interesting that your first review was a day after you registered here... we have not heard anything from you since until now.

If you did read the 1st review, the answers to your question are in the first paragraph...

« Last Edit: December 22, 2020, 11:30:00 am by g284 »
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. Returned to the bedroom to find Nat disrobed, waiting with me water in hand which I took a sip of and put down.

Hmm. Doesn't sound like English is your first language not. Does it?

If you read the whole review, English is very clearly the first language of the author. I'm not sure why you are trying to cast doubts over the genuineness of the review?

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If you read the whole review, English is very clearly the first language of the author. I'm not sure why you are trying to cast doubts over the genuineness of the review?

Yes I agree, needless accusations.

Offline bonapati

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He didn't say he got her number.. im sure he means he texted the agency and this a typographical error.

It might be a slip of the keyboard... but "I texted Nat is different from I texted Diva".... either way you get my point.

There are several agency SP reviews here almost none of the state where the punter has contacted the SP directly.

It's a known fact that agencies don't share SP phone numbers.
« Last Edit: December 22, 2020, 01:51:25 pm by bonapati »

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edit: typed this before seeing above

If you did read the 1st review, the answers to your question are in the first paragraph...

Apologies, I missed that bit. OP hope all is well and safe with you?

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Fuck me you lot are a suspicious bunch, it’s no wonder new and infrequent punters are nervous about posting on here. You’re too fluffy, you’re ringing someone’s praises too much therefore you’re a ‘white night’ not to be trusted etc. etc.

Firstly, apologies for any confusion, it was indeed the agency I contacted to let them know I was there. If I were the WG sitting there with a dusty phone you’d assume she’d know the process for punters and wouldn’t have made such a schoolgirl error. I used ‘Nat’ not because I’m “quite close to the SP” but simply because it’s easier to type out on a phone than the ridiculous moniker she’s using

As for not reviewing since last year, I clearly explained why at the beginning of my review. For the uninitiated a highside is where the rider opens up the throttle a fraction early or too violently (me) while still leant over and causes the back wheel to spin before regaining grip, which in turn causes the bike to flip in the opposite direction, throwing the rider over the handlebars as demonstrated perfectly here External Link/Members Only

I’m an infrequent punter anyway as I live in the weald of Kent which is a proverbial desert so I tend to only punt when I travel to London or other cities for work or football, both of which would’ve been impossible this year even if I were fit enough.

I’m not sure why it's being insinuated that English isn’t my first language, ironically, in such a poorly structured post. I was merely painting a picture of the situation as it happened. I  may  be guilty of being over descriptive but I can assure you English is my first (and only!) language as clearly demonstrated in my previous review and the one you’re disputing.

I wrote an honest recollection of what happened so whether you believe it or not, I really couldn’t care less one way or the other,

Keep the reviews coming sir! I have seen this SP too so not doubting her ability in the bedroom.
« Last Edit: December 22, 2020, 01:53:02 pm by bonapati »

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Clearly a FAKE review!

Since you registered 2 years ago, the 2 posts you've made have been critical of the reviews made.

Where's your proof this is a fake review?

Any errors were subsequently corrected when we followed up with questions.

When are you going to start reviewing because you've added fuck all of any worth to the forum so far?