Rubby Brazil, Bromley by Bow - Anal - Very good

[mitrapanu]

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Happened recently.
Comms via text. Quick replies. Asked for anal, and she said she prefers it than vag. Jackpot!
Post code is E3 3TR. Paid £150 for the hour.

I parked at Sainsbury's car park (quite cheap) and legged the remaining 0.5 mile. Apparantly there's on-street parking near her flat, but I couldn't manage to find any (every where it was permit holders only). Modern apartment complex. Stood me up for 5 mins as she was not ready. Got annoyed a little bit, as it was cold and drizzling. But when I got upstairs and saw her, I was happy again. She was wearing a see through lingerie. And a very sexy shoe. Very hot!

Her face is not pretty, but she is young, and has a fantastic figure. I normally don't like flat chested girls, but Rubby was an exception. Actually her friendly attitude and willingness to please made the difference. She is quite dirty too. Kept on making porn star like comments through out the session like... fuck my ass with that big cock (not that big at all  ) . Make me cum daddy.  Harder baby, I need your cock etc.

She had green coloured condoms. Not sure whether she does OWO but that didn't happen with me. But who cares, I was mesmerized with her ass. Soon I was in her rectum, pumping away furiously in doggie style. She can handle cock in her ass. After 10 mins I smelled something, and took out my cock, and saw brown stuff. Uggghh... I had literally fucked the shit out of her!

Rubby apologized sincerely, and used wet wipes to take the condom off. Then she ran off to the bathroom to clean herself. When she came back after 10 mins, she was genuinely sorry. I had lost my erection a bit, but then she put some music on, and started a very sensual dance. I got hard again.

This time she rode me - first facing me. Then CG facing away. I can confirm, that this was my best CG experience till date. She rides like a porn star. Being so thin and fit, she can bounce relentlessly on your dick without getting tired. I was just lying there being a lazy fucker, and thinking, only if her boobs were bigger.... their jiggling will be a site to see!

More doggie, standing and prone bone fucking. All anal. I still wasn't ready to nut. Time was up, but she did not complain. Not sure, whether she was feeling guilty because of the earlier shit situation, or she is a genuine SP who want to please their clients, but she encouraged me to try harder and cum before I leave. She actually put some Brazilian Transsexual porn on her laptop, and that did the trick for me.

I used the bathroom which was very neat and spacious. While getting dressed she asked, how much a gay person could charge for 1 hour and which website is best for gay SPs. Aparantly she has a male friend (very well endowed, it seems) in the flat who is trying to set up his own escorting business.

Well past 1 hour, I thanked her, and left her flat with a smile on my face. It was still cold and drizzling outside. But that did not annoy me this time.

Likes
She likes anal sex
She can ride cock like a machine
Her attitude is top class

Dislikes
No OWO
Shit on my dick

Doesn't matter whether you are looking for anal, or normal sex. I think you will have a cracking time with Rubby. I recommend her.

[Fu-Qin Boi-Ling]

Shit on my dick

lol

was anal extra???

[Iz88]

how can you get hard again after seeing and smelling shit 

[Fully Sated]

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[The Night King]

Shit the bed! 

Grubby Brazil more like 

[Parking]

She's not from Barcelona but it got Messi

[Fully Sated]

She's not from Barcelona but it got Messi

Mr Parking, That is such an awful gag, it is actually funny!

[bedhedred]

🤣🤣🤣

[Parking]

Mr Parking, That is such an awful gag, it is actually funny!

I know I know but I couldn't help it

[Animalbeast]

Should have given her a chocolate treat and put your cock in her mouth 

[JayEZ2K]

Cheers for the review. I've done a lot of anal with civvies and WGs, and I've experienced an accident, maybe two. It's best summed up: "That's the danger of doing anal. Just live with it. Clean it up, and keep going". External Link/Members Only

[mitrapanu]

She's not from Barcelona but it got Messi

 

[mitrapanu]

Cheers for the review. I've done a lot of anal with civvies and WGs, and I've experienced an accident, maybe two. It's best summed up: "That's the danger of doing anal. Just live with it. Clean it up, and keep going". External Link/Members Only

Hey Jay,
Yep! This is not the first time for me either.
For civvies, I can understand. But professionals should know better and one would expect them to be well prepared (douche etc.)

[mitrapanu]

lol

was anal extra???

yes, it was £30 on top of AW price

[JayEZ2K]

Hey Jay,
Yep! This is not the first time for me either.
For civvies, I can understand. But professionals should know better and one would expect them to be well prepared (douche etc.)

I was surprised to see that it happens with porn stars too, which is why included the clip. Even with an enema, feces can inconveniently migrate into the previously cleaned rectum during anal sex. I imagine that's what happened in your case. And it's worse for WGs than pornstars, since WGs are on call most of the day. So if she had a quick snack before your punt, that might have made "things" move.

In any case, I'm fascinated with anal, so... risk acceptable.

[sparkus]

I was surprised to see that it happens with porn stars too, which is why included the clip. Even with an enema, feces can inconveniently migrate into the previously cleaned rectum during anal sex. I imagine that's what happened in your case. And it's worse for WGs than pornstars, since WGs are on call most of the day. So if she had a quick snack before your punt, that might have made "things" move.

In any case, I'm fascinated with anal, so... risk acceptable.

Some scat fetishists will be reading this review thinking "Lucky bastard!"

Some quality gags above too

[mitrapanu]

In any case, I'm fascinated with anal, so... risk acceptable.

Yeah, I'm obsessed with anal too.

Funnily enough, I've always felt that pussy "feels" better than arse. Do you know what I mean?
I guess the design of the vagina is such that it results in better grip and friction for our dicks. May be I am talking bollocks here.

But the initial penetration of the arse is the only thing that feels awesome. After I am past the sphincter ring, then it just feels like fucking a hollow tube, without any lubrication.

But its the dirty and taboo nature of anal sex that plays mind games on me... the forbidden fruit which I must sample!

[mitrapanu]

Some scat fetishists will be reading this review thinking "Lucky bastard!"

Some quality gags above too

Yeah some might fancy that, Sparkus. I don't judge them for that... I have some pretty weird kinks of my own too. 

But scat fetish is something which I do not get at all. Some bastard friends of mine tricked me into watching a video named "2 girls 1 cup".... that was just too much for me!

[sparkus]

Yeah some might fancy that, Sparkus. I don't judge them for that... I have some pretty weird kinks of my own too. 

But scat fetish is something which I do not get at all. Some bastard friends of mine tricked me into watching a video named "2 girls 1 cup".... that was just too much for me!

Me neither.  I'm pretty clinical about toilet visits/aromas before RO as well.

[JayEZ2K]

Yeah, I'm obsessed with anal too.

Funnily enough, I've always felt that pussy "feels" better than arse. Do you know what I mean?
I guess the design of the vagina is such that it results in better grip and friction for our dicks. May be I am talking bollocks here.

But the initial penetration of the arse is the only thing that feels awesome. After I am past the sphincter ring, then it just feels like fucking a hollow tube, without any lubrication.

But its the dirty and taboo nature of anal sex that plays mind games on me... the forbidden fruit which I must sample!

100%, exactly what I had realized years back. The o-ring is what feels amazing, but then the inside feels like a relatively smooth tube. So yes, the vagina I think has evolved to feel better than the anus. The other downside is that it's difficult to get a good view of the anus while actually having anal sex, and often times it will just look like my cock disappearing into their crack.  Even in porn they have to use special angles slightly to the side to really show it going in. But it's the taboo-ness of it as you mentioned, plus, there's nothing I like better than staring into the beautiful butthole on a hot girl.

[mitrapanu]

I guess I am a lot more perverted, Jay.

These days when I am in the mood for punting, I just look for SPs who are proficient in A-levels. That's it!
Other than that... height, weight, looks, age all come secondary. As you say.... there's nothing I like better than staring into the beautiful butthole on a hot girl (any kind of girl, in my case).

[sparkus]

"shit around your brim" is actually a lyric in this semi-appropriate song: External Link/Members Only

[mitrapanu]

Apparently, this song reached number No. 66 in the UK Singles Chart at Christmas time, in 2010.
 

[sparkus]

Apparently, this song reached number No. 66 in the UK Singles Chart at Christmas time, in 2010.

He's now at #2 in the Christmas download charts with a more timely offering.

[Fitzjew]

She actually put some Brazilian Transsexual porn on her laptop, and that did the trick for me.

I read on other reviews that she is post-op, this worries me, why would she put Trans porn automatically? Unless you requested it obviously.

[winkywanky]

She's not from Barcelona but it got Messi

    

[Mothball15]

I read on other reviews that she is post-op, this worries me, why would she put Trans porn automatically? Unless you requested it obviously.

I was thinking the same thing. Her facial features and arms/hands.

[mitrapanu]

Hi Fitzjew & Mothball15,

I was doing small talk with her while sorting out the fees...I spoke to her in my broken Portuguese, asked her where in Brazil she was from, and then told her how much I like Brazilian TS girls.

Later on, Rubby asked me whether watching a porn movie would help me cum, and since I fancied TSs, she put a TS video on after checking with me.

Rest assured, Ruby is definitely a genetic girl, without a shadow of doubt.
 

[Animalbeast]

I read on other reviews that she is post-op, this worries me, why would she put Trans porn automatically? Unless you requested it obviously.

Think was mostly people who’ve probably never been in a ltr  thinking that if a woman gets funny about someone going down on her or fingering her it must be cos she’s a post op:
Usually reasons would actually be
1) bacterial infection that makes it smell a bit fishy
2) Yeast type infection that gives like a milky substance
Both of the above make women incredibly self conscious about their pussy and they’re unlikely to say to a stranger, but would explain why a woman is happy being eaten out and fingered one day but not the following week 
Other reasons but a woman will say would be period
A final reason mostly for wg would be some guys have shitty hygiene or can’t finger properly

[king tarzan]

Think was mostly people who’ve probably never been in a ltr  thinking that if a woman gets funny about someone going down on her or fingering her it must be cos she’s a post op:
Usually reasons would actually be
1) bacterial infection that makes it smell a bit fishy
2) Yeast type infection that gives like a milky substance
Both of the above make women incredibly self conscious about their pussy and they’re unlikely to say to a stranger, but would explain why a woman is happy being eaten out and fingered one day but not the following week 
Other reasons but a woman will say would be period
A final reason mostly for wg would be some guys have shitty hygiene or can’t finger properly

100% woman.. and she did promise me mango if I returned for a next time..