Paloma - The punt that never was - Birmingham

[Rated123]

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This punt took place early last week

Had a long time off and the urge was kicking in, Paloma had been on my list for a while bit we could never seem to free at mutal times.

Initial comms were by text, quick responses to be fair albeit one word short replies.

Location was Jewellery Quarter near thr big Tesco, modern new built apartment block. Location was a bit difficult to find and upon arrival I got a call from Paloma asking where I was and seemed a little moody when I was 1 minute late!

Usual hide behind door trick, as I walked in I was dissapointed with what I saw. Her pictures are heavily photoshopped in my opnion and she looked much different to her AW profile. As she closed the door I had a good look at her but her soon as she turned around she forced a fake smile and felt her body language and attitude just getting worse and worse. She aggresively to go into thr bedroom as I was running late on my time, it was only 1 minute from the agreed time.

I made my excuses and left before even entering the room. I wasnt going to waste time to see what unfolded and thankfully saved myself the ballache of feeling shit after as I knew the punt would only have gone further downhill. Shame really as the reviews and her profile seemed promising.

Hope to have better luck with a few on my hot list in the new year

[bhampunt19]

That's a shame, I did see Paloma a few months back and was really impressed and do need to book with her again, thought her body was 10/10 with a pretty face to go with it but guess people have different tastes.

[Palomaxxxxxx]

Early last week...

Checked my texts over and over again and I didn’t have this happen to me early last week. 

[Imp8]

That's a shame, I did see Paloma a few months back and was really impressed and do need to book with her again, thought her body was 10/10 with a pretty face to go with it but guess people have different tastes.

What's taste got to do with it    ????
He's talking about the level of service he received.

[bhampunt19]

What's taste got to do with it    ????
He's talking about the level of service he received.

"Usual hide behind door trick, as I walked in I was dissapointed with what I saw"

Well I was mainly referring to that.

I had really nice service too, considering I maybe came across a little rude.

[Rated123]

What's taste got to do with it    ????
He's talking about the level of service he received.

I agree with both, taste is subjective as everyone is different. However in relality the profile pictures did not add up in reality is where the dissapointment lies. It may have been a great like others have mentioned but the build up to it didnt justify me going ahead with the booking

[Discord]

I saw her a good while back and I found her to have a bit of a questionable attitude as well.  In my opinion she is really attractive so I wouldn't fault her there but I agree that she can come across as a bit moody/temperamental both in person and on here.
 
With her being an occasional poster here I've noticed that  when commenting on her own reviews she only picks up on the criticisms someone may have of her while never acknowledging the praise that may also be included in the review.  When responding to said criticism she seems to take on a very defensive almost catty tone.  I think she’d be better off accepting that in some cases a punter may have a legitimate gripe which she could learn from to thus provide a better experience for future clients.  Not to say she’s not entitled to defend herself of course but it seems she doesn’t want to accept any responsibility for a booking not going well. 

[Palomaxxxxxx]

I saw her a good while back and I found her to have a bit of a questionable attitude as well.  In my opinion she is really attractive so I wouldn't fault her there but I agree that she can come across as a bit moody/temperamental both in person and on here.
 
With her being an occasional poster here I've noticed that  when commenting on her own reviews she only picks up on the criticisms someone may have of her while never acknowledging the praise that may also be included in the review.  When responding to said criticism she seems to take on a very defensive almost catty tone.  I think she’d be better off accepting that in some cases a punter may have a legitimate gripe which she could learn from to thus provide a better experience for future clients.  Not to say she’s not entitled to defend herself of course but it seems she doesn’t want to accept any responsibility for a booking not going well.

You really are my biggest fan 

I don’t want to get accused of touting or flirting. If someone writes something lovely on here I thank them personally via text or when I see them next (if I know who they are).

Thanks for the advice on how to be a good hooker though. In almost 4 years of selling my ass I have never had someone write such a negative review based solely on my appearance. I do think OP has lied in places though but I can’t be bothered to defend myself, as this post has upset me quite a bit to be honest so will let you guys enjoy

Will also learn to smile less as OP expressed he didn’t like my smile. I never used to smile before I had dental work done and always had comments about how I had a face like a slapped arse, now I have perfect teeth I am always smiling. Can’t win 

Merry Christmas 

[Rated123]

“In almost 4 years of selling my ass”

Profile states you are 21 years old therefore you comment means you were 17 when you “started selling your ass” how concerning! Unless your age is made up just like the photoshopped photos

[Palomaxxxxxx]

“In almost 4 years of selling my ass”

Profile states you are 21 years old therefore you comment means you were 17 when you “started selling your ass” how concerning! Unless your age is made up just like the photoshopped photos

Or, it means that my 22nd birthday is quite soon and I started working weeks after I turned 18   

My photos are not made up, or my age, but thank you anyway

Things you have said here are made up though hope you enjoy your power trip

[bonham]

You have to remember 1 minute late is 15 minutes to a service provider if thay doing back to back bookings otherwise 1 minute wouldn't be a problem

[shed]

You have to remember 1 minute late is 15 minutes to a service provider if thay doing back to back bookings otherwise 1 minute wouldn't be a problem

Don't understand how you arrive at that conclusion Bonham. Perhaps you can explain or maybe its too late in the evening for me to grasp it 

[bonham]

Don't understand how you arrive at that conclusion Bonham. Perhaps you can explain or maybe its too late in the evening for me to grasp it 

Ha i know but i look at it thay work by the hour or 30 min or 15 min so if thay go over the the time thay have to srart the next booking to the nearest oclock 15 minutes past or half past or 45 on back to back booking thay dont tell you to come at 1 minute past thay make it 15 minutes past so lost 14 minutes. Thats back to back booking
If your 1 minute late to work you lose 15 minutes simple isent or if you clock out 1 minute early you lose 15 min killing myself laffing here now so go sleep and think about it 🤣🤣

[shed]

Ha i know but i look at it thay work by the hour or 30 min or 15 min so if thay go over the the time thay have to srart the next booking to the nearest oclock 15 minutes past or half past or 45 so back to back booking thay dont tell you to come at 1 minute past thay make it 15 minutes past so lost 14 minutes. Thats back to back booking
If your 1 minute late to work you lose 15 minutes simple isent or if you clock out 1 minute early you lose 15 im killing myself laffing here now so go sleep and think about it 🤣🤣

Hilarious reply   

[bonham]

Thanks i need a sleep 

[JontyR]

Out of interest OP what was rye agreed length of booking?

A minute late on a 4 hour punt and on a 15 could have different impacts and therefore on reactions.

[southern boy]

Yes great reply if you work in a factory and you clock in one minute late you lose 15 minutes  no excuse for the traffic train being late must be a different culture now

[southern boy]

Everyone in that position thinks your employer is a xXxX so service providers should bear that in mind

[Rated123]

Out of interest OP what was rye agreed length of booking?

A minute late on a 4 hour punt and on a 15 could have different impacts and therefore on reactions.

Forgot to mention this in the review, it was supposed to be half hour at £100

[bonham]

Out of interest OP what was rye agreed length of booking?

A minute late on a 4 hour punt and on a 15 could have different impacts and therefore on reactions.

Well if the service seeker was to say knock it of my 15 min or 30 min then the service provider has no argument
Has she doesn't need to worry about her next back to back bookings
And losing time putting everyone back
If it's a 4 hour booking a minute of the service seeker time wouldn't matter to eather  because I doubt if the provider would book the next booking for when he goes out the door after being fucked for 4 hours by a none stop stud
So the shorter the booking the more the minutes matters in back to back bookings
Especially 15 min she wants 4 bookings in a hour if punters 1 minute late that's 4 minutes so if she can only get 3 in that could be 40 or 50 pounds in a hour she loses
Would you like to have 40 pounds took off your hourly rate no didn't think so 

[pbrown355]

You were right in your earlier post in this thread Bonham, you need to sleep. Since it's now morning I hope you had a good night!

[bonham]

You were right in your earlier post in this thread Bonham, you need to sleep. Since it's now morning I hope you had a good night!

Your right Ive just finished my 4 hour punt 

[petermisc]

Some SPs seem to get upset if you arrive early, even by a few minutes, some if you arrive late by even a few minutes.  My personal view is that plus or minus five minutes should be acceptable.   If a girl gets upset by that, then I will walk away, as it is a good sign that she is not allowing sufficient time between punters.

[bhampunt19]

Some SPs seem to get upset if you arrive early, even by a few minutes, some if you arrive late by even a few minutes.  My personal view is that plus or minus five minutes should be acceptable.   If a girl gets upset by that, then I will walk away, as it is a good sign that she is not allowing sufficient time between punters.

Yeah I can see both sides of the argument. If I was paying a lot of money to someone who I thought would only see a couple of clients a day then yeah I wouldn’t appreciate the attitude but if you’re going for a bit of a P&D then understandable that they would be miffed as it would mess their schedule up.

But on the flip side it’s quite annoying when they might get annoyed by someone a few minute late but then end up rushing you out the door early. Just all about service at the end of the day and it’s in a field where only very few have top quality service

[JD69]

“In almost 4 years of selling my ass”

  Thanks, that’s cheered me up on a shitty day.

[alpharius]

Oooh drama thread 🍿

[Discord]

You really are my biggest fan 

I don’t want to get accused of touting or flirting. If someone writes something lovely on here I thank them personally via text or when I see them next (if I know who they are).

Thanks for the advice on how to be a good hooker though. In almost 4 years of selling my ass I have never had someone write such a negative review based solely on my appearance. I do think OP has lied in places though but I can’t be bothered to defend myself, as this post has upset me quite a bit to be honest so will let you guys enjoy

Will also learn to smile less as OP expressed he didn’t like my smile. I never used to smile before I had dental work done and always had comments about how I had a face like a slapped arse, now I have perfect teeth I am always smiling. Can’t win 

Merry Christmas 

I’m anything buy your biggest fan.  I left you a neutral review as you may recall.  Browsing frequently through this section of the forum however my interest will of course be piqued when someone I’ve seen myself previously is reviewed and therefore I’ll skim through the thread.  Hence this is why I’ve noticed some of your posts before. 

What I’m referring to in regards to you having a strange attitude is in evidence in this very thread.  In your initial response to the OP you merely question that the incident took place last week yet the time frame of when it happened is irrelevant.  The point is that you made the customer feel so uncomfortable that he decided to leave. 

[Palomaxxxxxx]

I’m anything buy your biggest fan.  I left you a neutral review as you may recall. 

Yes. It’s called sarcasm.

Despite being a prostitute, I’m not thick, I have seen that review, but you never replied to my comment; I have a very small clit and don’t appreciate people being rough, anyone who has seen me knows that. If you listen to what I like and what I’m comfortable with (as I am human being, after all), it’s likely I may cum all over your face. I’m a tough cookie, but someone who reviewed me here did achieve that  Also, if you put your clothes on and leave as you described, I’m not sure what else I can do for you. Next time someone does that, I will tear them off, wail and beg them to stay.

I will absolutely hold my hands up and say I am a feisty woman, I do possess a little attitude, I am honest and I will use my gob when I feel like someone is being unfair. I am well educated (as stated before, I am far from thick), so apologies as my well articulated replies may come as a surprise to some of you, as there is a common assumption that prostitutes are thick as pig shit, addicted to drugs, feeling they have no other choice in this poor, sad life than to sell their pussy. I’m a little unorthodox 

By the way, thank you to all that have emailed on AW, text and private messaged on here, it’s quite sweet! Discord has expressed his distaste towards me never publicly commenting on praise or positive comments, but that does deserve an honourable mention. With all sincerity, it’s very nice and despite me being a little cold at times, I do appreciate it and it has made my weekend! 

[Nic Fit]

Added to the hit list 

[Cryton123]

Added to the hit list 

I’ve seen her and she was great (have reviewed). I guess we all have off days and can’t be 100% all of the time. Sounds like the OP was unlucky that particular day but he didn’t spend any money so minimum damage done.

I do plan on seeing her again at some point. I like a girl with a bit of feist in her!

[bonatempora]

Looking at this impartially and not taking sides: but how is this considered a review?

The booking never went ahead as the OP chose to walk away on his own accord. The service wasn't tried/tested. It's not like the SP refused service or cancelled last minute, then it would be a different matter entirely. So what's exactly being reviewed here?

IMO: this is just the OP's perception of the SP/her attitude, which could have been put forward in the Regional Discussion section as an opinion.

No money spent... no harm done. Refusing to go ahead with the booking/service on your own merit... again no harm done.
 

[GingerNuts]

Looking at this impartially and not taking sides: but how is this considered a review?

The booking never went ahead as the OP chose to walk away on his own accord. The service wasn't tried/tested. It's not like the SP refused service or cancelled last minute, then it would be a different matter entirely. So what's exactly being reviewed here?

IMO: this is just the OP's perception of the SP/her attitude, which could have been put forward in the Regional Discussion section as an opinion.

No money spent... no harm done. Refusing to go ahead with the booking/service on your own merit... again no harm done.

There are plenty of reviews where a booking hasn't gone ahead. All that's required for a review is for an agreed booking.

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[bonatempora]

Ah I see. Thanks for clearing that up GingerNuts.

[j_181]

Just to throw in my two pennies' worth...

I saw Paloma a few weeks ago. Haven't reviewed yet as I saw no rush because she has many recent positives on here. I'll get on it now. As for her photos being photoshopped - the OP may well believe this, but in my opinion this is simply not true. I got exactly the girl I was expecting from her AW profile pics.

[fisherofsouls]

On the strength of her posts here, Paloma comes across really well.

Intelligent+feisty = instant attraction so I will definitely be seeing her once released from Tier lockdown...

And yes, thank you, I am feeling much better, pain meds reduced, looking forward to punting again

[Steve1961]

Would an OP's review be +ve, -ve, neutral if an escort didn't like the look of him and said no thanks, I don't like the look of you because (delete if not applicable) "you're too old/too young/fat/ugly/hairy/too tall/too short/not as good looking as I thought you would be"....etc.?

[pbrown355]

It's been an interesting thread. I saw Paloma recently (review coming) and had a great time. It's nice to see someone doing more than the bare minimum. Maybe more noticeable for me because I spend too much time at the cheap end of the punting scale.

[Mr_Shins]

The stats don't seem to work properly but I see the stats on the site for Paloma to be:

Positive: 13
Neutral: 2
Negative: 1 (this one)

So Paloma, you've had generally good feedback, but you know on this site you have to take the occasional knock-back on the chin.

Also everyone please remember not to "white knight" on this review.

[Cryton123]

The stats don't seem to work properly but I see the stats on the site for Paloma to be:

Positive: 13
Neutral: 2
Negative: 1 (this one)

So Paloma, you've had generally good feedback, but you know on this site you have to take the occasional knock-back on the chin.

Also everyone please remember not to "white knight" on this review.

Who’s been white knighting? All the comments have been quite well balanced and by no means defensive of her.

[pbrown355]

I hope my comment wasn't one of those you think were white knighting. I agree with Cryton, I didn't think anyone else was either.

[Discord]

Yes. It’s called sarcasm.

Despite being a prostitute, I’m not thick, I have seen that review, but you never replied to my comment; I have a very small clit and don’t appreciate people being rough, anyone who has seen me knows that. If you listen to what I like and what I’m comfortable with (as I am human being, after all), it’s likely I may cum all over your face. I’m a tough cookie, but someone who reviewed me here did achieve that  Also, if you put your clothes on and leave as you described, I’m not sure what else I can do for you. Next time someone does that, I will tear them off, wail and beg them to stay.

I will absolutely hold my hands up and say I am a feisty woman, I do possess a little attitude, I am honest and I will use my gob when I feel like someone is being unfair. I am well educated (as stated before, I am far from thick), so apologies as my well articulated replies may come as a surprise to some of you, as there is a common assumption that prostitutes are thick as pig shit, addicted to drugs, feeling they have no other choice in this poor, sad life than to sell their pussy. I’m a little unorthodox 

By the way, thank you to all that have emailed on AW, text and private messaged on here, it’s quite sweet! Discord has expressed his distaste towards me never publicly commenting on praise or positive comments, but that does deserve an honourable mention. With all sincerity, it’s very nice and despite me being a little cold at times, I do appreciate it and it has made my weekend! 

I’m aware it was sarcasm.  I suppose my own direct reply to that line was laced with sarcasm as well so we’re perhaps both at fault there.
 
I did notice your reply to my own review last year but chose not to respond as I was annoyed that you’d only picked up on the criticisms.  On the whole I felt my review was quite balanced and I made a point of praising you in areas where I felt it was fair to do so such as with your oral technique.  You didn’t acknowledge that it was an overall thoughtful and fair review though and just picked out the negative aspects to comment on.
 
You’re right to some extent in that the onus at least partially is on the punter/customer to request further play if there is time left on the clock but from what I remember of your actions directly after the deed you appeared disinterested/started messing with your phone etc.  When acting like that someone not overly assertive or shy like myself will perhaps feel too uncomfortable to try and carry things on further.  Maybe if there is significant time left in a booking you could in future just ask the client if they’re finished or if they want to use more of the remaining time?  More work for you if they say “Yes” I know but at least then it’s far less likely the punter will come out of the booking feeling dissatisfied and you’ll have done everything possible on your end to accommodate. 

Not sure if the intelligence part of your post was directed at me or not as I don’t think I implied either here or in my own review that you were thick.  My apologies though if it came across that I did. 

As another poster pointed out you’ve garnered a lot of positive reviews here so are clearly doing a lot right.  What I’m saying is that there’s perhaps some small areas that could be improved upon so maybe just try and accept certain constructive criticisms and use them to further polish your service. 

[Palomaxxxxxx]

So Paloma, you've had generally good feedback, but you know on this site you have to take the occasional knock-back on the chin.

Also everyone please remember not to "white knight" on this review.

Absolutely. After all, everything said on this forum is the gospel truth, anyone who disagrees with a negative review is a white knight. 

What I won’t take on the chin though, is harassment. Today, someone thought it would be really funny to attach my work number to 5/6 adverts on several sites in the West Midlands, so all day I’ve had people calling/texting me asking about iPhones, games consoles, washing machines, a Nissan??? Quite convenient this happens the day after I get ripped to shreds on here. Let’s clog up this whore’s phone as she’s a catfish and deserves no business. Will get to the bottom of whoever did that, the police don’t take too kindly to those who harass and stalk prostitutes. Last person who played that game got slapped with a sexual offences order and was shamed by the police in front of their family 

I don’t like to play victim, but that is bang out of order. Merry fucking Christmas 

[Mr_Shins]

Absolutely. After all, everything said on this forum is the gospel truth, anyone who disagrees with a negative review is a white knight. 

What I won’t take on the chin though, is harassment. Today, someone thought it would be really funny to attach my work number to 5/6 adverts on several sites in the West Midlands, so all day I’ve had people calling/texting me asking about iPhones, games consoles, washing machines, a Nissan??? Quite convenient this happens the day after I get ripped to shreds on here. Let’s clog up this whore’s phone as she’s a catfish and deserves no business. Will get to the bottom of whoever did that, the police don’t take too kindly to those who harass and stalk prostitutes. Last person who played that game got slapped with a sexual offences order and was shamed by the police in front of their family 

I don’t like to play victim, but that is bang out of order. Merry fucking Christmas 

sorry if you suffer things like that, I hope it isn't anyone from this site.

[Palomaxxxxxx]

Maybe if there is significant time left in a booking you could in future just ask the client if they’re finished or if they want to use more of the remaining time?  More work for you if they say “Yes” I know but at least then it’s far less likely the punter will come out of the booking feeling dissatisfied and you’ll have done everything possible on your end to accommodate. 

Not sure if the intelligence part of your post was directed at me or not as I don’t think I implied either here or in my own review that you were thick.  My apologies though if it came across that I did. 

Thank you for patronising me, then apologising for implying I am thick. Fucking someone twice in 1 hour is not hard work. If it was, I would have dissolved by now. The things you are mentioning are common sense and the bare fucking minimum. I always ask if there is anything else I can do. I’ll even make you a cup of tea and give you a biscuit! Is our time up, but you still need a shower? Please go ahead! But if you get dressed...and leave???? You are beyond my help!!! Many clients book one hour, pop early and leave. They’ve decided, actually, she’s completely drained my balls and I’m not interested in fucking her again. Next time I will chase them down the street.

I’m more than accommodating, yesterday, I let someone cover me head to toe in custard, trifles, cake, sticky toffee pudding for a couple of hours, then fuck me from behind...I have photo evidence if anyone would like to see! But 2 pops in an hour is hard graft, unsure how I’m still alive 

[bhampunt19]

I’m more than accommodating, yesterday, I let someone cover me head to toe in custard, trifles, cake, sticky toffee pudding for a couple of hours, then fuck me from behind...I have photo evidence if anyone would like to see! But 2 pops in an hour is hard graft, unsure how I’m still alive 

Well I mean...if you’re offering...like for a friend obviously...

I do love custard.

[Wood2017]

I’m more than accommodating, yesterday, I let someone cover me head to toe in custard, trifles, cake, sticky toffee pudding for a couple of hours, then fuck me from behind...I have photo evidence if anyone would like to see! But 2 pops in an hour is hard graft, unsure how I’m still alive 

I mean if you’re going to insist   

All those I’m favour of photo evidence? Say aye .............. aye’ll start 

[Palomaxxxxxx]

I mean if you’re going to insist   

All those I’m favour of photo evidence? Say aye .............. aye’ll start 

  I’ll upload to my free gallery pronto!

[bonatempora]

Despite me being more of a savoury guy... I don’t know why... I could really go for some dessert right now!

[JD69]

Ha Ha, loving the pictures.  Prefer savoury myself, but rubbing a lady in crisps doesn’t really appeal 

[Mr_Shins]

This isn't intended as a site for engagement between Service providers and service seekers, Paloma perhaps join EscortingHub because I don't see you there, and you can do all the media uploading and engagement you like over there.

By the way, I had a look at your media. I like your shoes